1. Rubbermaid commercials
I'm sorry, but there is no fucking excuse in the world that can be given to this sorry excuse. What a waste of time, money, oxygen, and other elements to make this bullshit. They have GAY music playing in the background that sounds like cavemen sucking each other off, and a bunch of random people with Rubbermaid products. Then, each person is using the product (broom, rake, etc.) and they all run around being DUMB FAGGOTY FUCKS. Where is the gore, destruction and beheading? It's not to be found. One of the commercials consists of some fucking sailors on some sort of boat, even though it's just some stupid ass red background bullshit. Suddenly some wind and rain picks up and blows the rain in their faces. They run around being gay as the stupid fucking caveman fellacio continues. I hate the commercials. They're worse than death. If I ever caught the sorry fucker who made those commercials, I would gouge out his eyeballs with a spoon. Dumbass.
2. MTV
We all know what MTV stands for. But have you taken it into consideration and thought about what it means? Music Television. Music? WHERE IS THE FUCKING MUSIC? It's not there! Instead you'll see some ugly bitch with Ethiopian boobs getting implants (way to go, make your boobs saggier and bigger bitch!) or some FUCKING REAL WORLD. Listen, the Real World sucks my cock sideways. There is nothing interesting there. Hardly ever any hot chicks and it seems like the goddamned camera men are always zooming in on some guy's cock. Bullshit! MTV could stand for Mormon Television and it would get better ratings. Hell, I'd rather see Mormons than MTV riding their bicycles than have any more sex with MTV's producers. They'll never seduce me!
3. Mormons
Have you ever dated a Mormon? Don't. Anyway let's cut to the point: they can't drink tea, they can't do anything. They sit around and bitch about everything. They hate Pulp Fiction. They won't go anywhere with you unless you're going to church (NO.) And worst of all, the Mormon males (if you could call them that) will ride their fucking bikes around while they're in their goddamned business suits. And of course, they have a backpack. How else are you going to store your desensitizing bullshit? They come to the door and ask you for one of their bullshit Bibles. Go fuck yourselves! Every time a Mormon comes to my door, I either moon them or turn on some good heavy metal and tell them that I worship Satan. Works every time. And no, I don't worship Satan. Dumbass. My experience with Mormons has been pure hell, and I want to forever forget it all with hard liquor and Planetside. Mmmm...
4. Black Lingo
I can't even believe I'm using the word "lingo." How Mormon is that? Black talk is just stupid if a Black person is not saying it. I'm perfectly fine with dialects and I can respect colored people talking their normal ways. But when some white trash piece of shit WHIGGER comes around with his fucking piercings and white tank top, I want to punch him. "What's up nigger?" If a White person said that I would take a shit down his throat. Whites do not call other Whites niggers. That is stupid. Other examples include "Yo homes, we just chillin' in the hood. Fo' sure!" Bah you get the picture. While they're listening to Eminem or whatever I am secretly planning to kill them. Me and the homies are going to bust a cap in the mother fucker's asses. OH SHIT, now I'm doing it. Goddamned Black lingo.
5. This website
Does the creator of this page have any respect for anything? What an asshole. I'm sick of coming to this site and scrolling through all of this shit! The front page is shit, the Paint pictures are shit, the text size is shit, the writing is shit, the grammar is shit. Everything is shit, shit shit. Go to hell. Every time I come to this page I get all depressed because this page could have been written by the Special Olympics and it would have better writing style. Jesus.
