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Oh, and if you don�t like the word shit, I�ll shit in your mouth too.
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| 7-4-03 | ||||||||
| Why I hate Game Developers | ||||||||
| By Sea Bass | ||||||||
| How many times have you gone to the store to buy a game and when you popped it in it was complete shit? You can blame the gay ass game developers for that shit. I recently seen a show on tv about the Microsoft X-BOX and its games. Part of it was good like the part about Halo 2, and the part about Oddworld was tolerable, but most of it was shit. Why might you ask? Because it focused on the shittiest game ever conceived. Crimson Skies. You�ll marvel at its shitty game play and be wowed by its ass textured graphics. This game is shit, period. If you don�t know what the game is about, its about some fuck that flies a plane and shoots other planes down. I think its based in the 40's or 50's or something, I don�t really give a shit. Now onto why I hate game developers. The idiot fucks that came up with this shit were so retarded that they didn�t bother to see if it was fun or not before taking it to E3. Why would they make purposely make a game that is that shity? If you watch the show, when the guy test the game out in front of the head guy, the head guy comes out and says "you can tell he is not having fun" But they are going to put the shit out anyway. They must think that People like to consume pure shit. I think this game will retail at about $50 making it the most expensive shit ever put on a disk. I would rather scoop cat litter with lots of shit in it with my mouth than play this shit game. Hell I would rather watch the pet psychic than play that shit. I need to watch it anyway because I want to make the worst rant ever on that old bitch, But even that crazy bitch wouldn�t play Crimson Skies. I suggest not buying this game unless you intend to burn it. Set that fuck ablaze with gas and hatred, just like you should of if you bought Driver 2 or Spec Ops. If you didn�t I hope you get your eye ripped out by a Rapala. This shit game reminds me of shit, It looks like shit, it smells like shit, it feels like shit and it probably taste like shit too. You could put Crimson Skies in holy water and when you pulled it back out it would still smell like shit. If you don�t agree you can lay, down and open your mouth wide, and I�ll take a massive shit in your mouth you prick mama bitch. Shit Count: 20 Oh, and if you don�t like the word shit, I�ll shit in your mouth too. Shit Count: 22 |
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