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Well I love fireworks. July 4 is the best day of the year. Fuck Christmas, or even my birthday which is on Dec 22. Every other day is insignificant when compared with July 4. Think about it. It's right in the middle of summer, everything is green and it's hot outside. It's a day where people from all around the country get to be PYROS FOR A DAY!!! (Sometimes up to a week! GODDAMN I LOVE SUMMER!!) The bigger the fireworks, the better. The only gay fireworks are those snake-like ones that look like they're coming out of the ground. They're long, black, and look like shit. Literally. How gay is that? Illegal fireworks are kick ass. Someday I'm going to drive to Mexico and grab a trunk full of illegal fireworks. Then I can have the best fucking Fourth of July ever. And laugh at all the assholes who have their snake shit.
My friend makes fireworks by crushing the ends of matches and putting the powder in a tube. He puts a fuse in it, lights it and throws it. Goddamn, that's so fucking cool.
He also made an air cannon that could literally kill someone. (Ex. Vin Diesel) He made it by hand out of various metal objects. We just load it up with something such as a rock, and pump it up with air and launch the fucker into someone!!! (Actually we just shoot shit into the air and take cover like a bunch of Japs at Hiroshima.) It doesn't get much better than that.
Metal things kick ass. That's the best smell in the world. And making things in machine shop kicks ass. I mock all those Leonardo DiCaprio wannabes who take drama classes in school or other gay things. I made a hammer and a set of tools in machine shop...perhaps I will hit them with it. I just picture a knife loaded into that air cannon. Pull the trigger and BAM, no more of them! Serves those assholes right. Goddamn them.