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7-1-03

Everybody loves me!

*This does not include the The Mystical Realm forum. The only thing they like is cock.

By Predator

Recent update: TMR has made a thread where you tell what you wear to bed. If that isn't a sign of pedophilia, I don't know what is. Why post there? Why waste so much time on one forum? Only shit-eating pedophiles post there.

Before I began, I'd like to direct your attention to the shittiest excuse for a forum I have ever seen. No, not GameFAQs. I'm talking about The Mystical Realm, a forum designed by assholes, for assholes. Read the title of that forum for yourself. The Mystical Realm? What the fuck? Even the name crosses the boundaries of Christopher Lowell gay. But perhaps the title isn't the gayest part of the site. It's the damned banner on top of the forum. How many fucking times does it have to say "The Mystical Realm"? Or even "TMR" for variety's sake. It's not like we're going to forget that we're at a forum called something so gay as that. And if you like that, it has plenty of male gaming characters for you to gawk at if you're a faggot. I looked at that banner and saw one female character. All the rest were guys. Good job, fags. And of course let's put in Kirby, because the members of the forum all love gay pink things.

Those dickless pieces of bullshit talked shit about my website behind my back. I didn't even tell them to go there, but I suddenly hear that they bitch and complain about every fucking thing behind my back? What bullshit. If you cock nobblers have anything useful (aka Constuctive Criticism, not that you've heard of it assholes) to suggest, I want you to tell me about it at the other forum (the far superior PlanetGAC). Hell, I've read what you slaves have said about my site, and none of it is useful at all. The fucking chode munchers didn't even say why they hated the site. Well good job dumbasses, you've got absolutely no reason to be a cock wrench.

The funniest part was when Ryan slammed my site for no apparent reason. Ryan is a 12 year old nigger whose parents were brought up on the fields when he was born. Obviously Ryan's balls haven't dropped yet because he's only 12 years old. He has no pubes, and his cock must be around 3 inches long. Why is his type wasting my time? If you have no cock, you have no brain. So you can't comprehend my creative genius. Can't understand my jokes? Don't understand my humor? Of course not, you weren't educated. The only thing you know how to do is operate a tractor. Go eat your fucking fried chicken asshole.

I don't care if Ryan is Black or White (I'm not sure which, but his intelligence leads me to believe that it's the former), he is a young piece of shit and so is the forum that he posts on. Once again, I want to hear opinions. Criticism can be rewarding for both of us. If you assholes don't know what you're talking about, stop wasting my time with this bullshit. I don't give a goddamn about your faggoty forum. You fuckers at TMR can go play your fucking DragonballZ or Pokemon. Leave me out of this.

For those of you who like my page, good for you. For those of you who hate it, good for you. I don't give a fuck. I don't expect anyone to like this page except for close friends and intelligent people (once again, this excludes you gooks obviously). My friends get the humor. I've heard feedback from people on Gamers.com, GameFAQs, and many other gaming sites and they like it. But since my webpage is obviously too straight and superior the The Mystical Gay, they don't get it. And once again, my creative humor gives you all a violent fuck in the ass. That will be $25.

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