Halo is the best game ever.
By: Yan
Halo...better than your right hand.
Even this fuckin' old woman's played Halo! And liked it too.
This is to all those fucking bastards; that hate halo. Fuck you all!!

Can you guys get off your pot for 2 hours to even play Halo?
Well... If you can you would realize that halo is one of the best games ever made. If you don�t you�re one of those fucking halo haters. That disserves to be burned by the KKK.
Here are some reasons you fucked up shits should like Halo
1. You can play with up to 16 players. If you had friends you would be able to do that.
2. It has a great story. Any of you fuck nuts give me any game that was turned into a book sires; and is going to be a movie? You can�t you asshole!
3. You get to kill those covenant bastards. Show me a game where you get to kill little grunts?
4. You get to watch keyes die!!! How fun is that! That part alone is worth being the best game ever.
5. People on drugs suck at it. Yep those druggy bastards can�t beat the game because the flood �blow� them up.
6. You get to kill balls!! It�s fun!!! Make sure you don�t blow off your nuts.
7. It�s a fricken� game of the year!!! Are any bad games; game of the year? Hell! No so go suck a lemon; you halo hater!
8. It�s on Xbox!! Can ps2 play Halo? Nope; that means screw you; you ps2 fan boys! It also can�t be played on Game cube because game cube is retarded, can�t support the game and is for little kids.
9. It�s rated M. For you stoners that means its rated Mature.
10. You blow stuff up with tank!! Ya, you can do that in a lot of games. But can you have marines on your tank sniping?
11.  Billions of people like it! Do want to be a reject?
12. Predator and I like it. If we like it who won�t?

P.S. if you don�t like Predator's site you're one of those fuck nut halo haters too!!
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