You may have noticed that I like to cuss. And I do. Cussing is fun.
FUCK
Also, anyone who thinks that The Sopranos is a bad show because of the cussing needs to have a reality check. This is a world where there are plenty of awesome fuckers like me who like to sit around on their ass all day and cuss. Fuckiest fuck shitter. It's fucking great. The Sopranos is brilliant. Tonight's episode should make me pinch off a loaf of approval. My mom and her asshead cocksitter hate the show. Well I hate them. The asshole bitch says "the language is bad." Fuck you whore. All you do is eat people out all day. Why don't you fuck yourself with a knife. Jesus H Fuck.
FUCK FUCK
The word fuck is a lot of fun. For example, if I were pissed off, I could say fuck. Usually though, I just honk my horn and tailgate people who piss me off. Sometimes I roll down the window and yell, "You fucking fuckwad." It's a good thing.
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Furthermore, I hate slutty bitches. They sit around and fuck people all day. An example is the Jerry Springer show. What the hell is up with that? These whores come onto the show and get fucked and teabagged in front of an audience that has nothing else on its mind but seeing people take off their clothes. Get a life you fuckers. And then at the end of the show, Jerry Springer likes to wrap things up and try to justify his shitty show with a Final Thought. Who gives a shit! Try making your show useful.
Fuckshit
What is the purpose of the fucking Maury show? Jesus Christ. There's always some black whore on there who's fat and offensively ugly in a bitchlike fashion. She bitches because she doesn't know who the father of her baby is but wonders why. Could it be because you fucked 288 men before you got on the show? Which one of them is the father? Let the Jew Maury find out for you. He's used to hugging all the fatass sluts who come onto his show.
Fuckstoop
I hate, hate HATE politics. Why don't you fuck off? Who cares. Old senile men should be involved with that. Instead I'm surrounded by fuckheads who like to talk about it. Eat a chode and fuck off. I hate listening to this shit.
FUUUUUUUCK
Hundreds of Americans have died in Iraq. Videotape one getting their head cut off and suddenly the whole world's pissed. What about the other Americans you sick stupid insensitive fuckers?
Fuckass
Why is there a big ass space between this text and the word FUCKASS? Because Geocities
insisted on doing the whole double space thing without my permission. Good job. I'm out.