| Name: Cary Funk Position in band: Vocalist Hobbies: Criticizing the masses, and irritating people. Favorite Movie: The Stoned Age All Time Favorite Band:White Zombie Musical Influences: White/Rob Zombie, Phil Anselomo of Pantera, Zakk Wylde, Bradley Nowell of Sublime, and Max Cavelera of Soulfly/Sepultura Goals: To make Onan the biggest band of all-time (I can dream can't I?). Bio: After being in a band with the same 3 people for almost 2 years, and finally realizing he didn't like what he was doing, Cary quit the band along with the backup guitarist and drummer to form Onan. Was recently arrested for beating the shit out of a hick. What he's doing now: Working on new material so that Onan will become the biggest force in heavy music since K.C. and the Sunshine Band. Quote: "If I'd known I was going to live this long, I probably would've taken better care of myself." - Kieth Richards |
| BIO OF CARY |
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| Cary looking very happy. |