Silly Names

The statistics quoted at the end explain why we should really spend some time with children's literature occasionally.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The Evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a	poopsie	b	lumpy	c	buttercup	d	gidget
e	crusty	f	greasy	g	fluffy	h	cheeseball
i	chim-chim	j	stinky	k	flunky	l	boobie
m	pinky	n	zippy	o	goober	p	doofus
q	slimy	r	loopy	s	snotty	t	tulefel
u	dorkey	v	squeezit	w	oprah	x	skipper
y	dinky	z	zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of Your new last name:

a	apple	b	toilet	c	giggle	d	burger
e	girdle	f	barf	g	lizard	h	waffle
i	cootie	j	monkey	k	potty	l	liver
m	banana	n	rhino	o	bubble	p	hamster
q	toad	r	gizzard	s	pizza	t	gerbil
u	chicken	v	pickle	w	chuckle	x	tofu
y	gorilla	z	stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a	head	b	mouth	c	face	d	nose
e	tush	f	breath	g	pants	h	shorts
i	lips	j	honker	k	butt	l	brain
m	tushie	n	chunks	o	hiney	p	biscuits
q	toes	r	buns	s	fanny	t	sniffer
u	sprinkles	v	kisser	w	squirt	x	humperdinck
y	brains	z	juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

"Put more laughter in your life!!!! Never eat more than you can lift."
- Miss Piggy

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