| I'm so goth people keep asking me if I feel okay. I'm so goth the dark is scared of ME. I'm so goth I know how to spell Siouxsie & The Banshees correctly. I'm so goth I . . . wear . . . my . . . sunnnnnglasses at night (sung with a Corey Hart pout). I'm so goth I became a fisherman, just so I could use fishnets. I'm so goth I want to die die die my hair black. I'm so goth I'm on the second stage of aloof . . . I'm "bloof." I'm so goth I sleep UNDER my bed. I'm so goth, Robert Smith asked ME for my autograph. I'm so goth I got a 12-pack of absinthe. I'm so goth I don't eat gummy bears, I eat "glummy bears." I'm so goth I spend every waking moment, every breath, in contemplation of Goth. The totality of my being is at one with the essence of Goth. I'm so goth I dot my i's with frowny faces. I'm so goth I call a smile a "concave frown." I'm so goth that when I was a toddler, I didn't cry over spilled milk, I MOURNED it. I'm so goth my skin would catch on fire if it were ever exposed to sunlight. I'm so goth I make Happy Meals cry. I'm so goth I spend hours deciding what shade of black to wear. My grandmother is so goth she uses gothballs. I'm so goth I shower with bleach instead of soap. I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella. I'm so goth I always complain because my blacks don't match. I'm so goth that bats hang little plastic me's from their ceiling. I'm so goth that if I go out in the sunlight with bare skin showing, people have to put on shades because of the reflection off my pale skin. I'm so goth I have to wear sunglasses and sunscreen to look on the bright side. I'm so goth that lightning strikes whenever I count things. MUH-HA-HA-HA! I'm so goth that in kindergarten I sang "woe, woe, woe your boat..." I'm so goth I have crushed velvet lawn chairs. goth #1: I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn. goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth." I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am. I'm so goth I always use the word "goth" instead of "got." I'm so goth every sentence I say has the word "goth" in it. I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands what goth REALLY is, and I'm not telling you! (version 6.0 Nov/23/01) copyright � 2001 by lotus rose all rights reserved http://www.geocities.com/lotus_rose2 |
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