Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash
Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??
Dil Logi Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone Main Kitna Time Logi
Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do
Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
Meri jaib main hai kath, meri rifle bhari hui hai
Mujhe khauf kya police ka, mera baap mantri hai
Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa
Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya
Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha
Hai
Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai
hum ne tumhari yaad mein ro ro ke tub bhar diye
Aur tum bewafa aye, aur naha ke chal diye
Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
Aaj phir aaye hitchkiyaan Dil-E-Nasaad mujhe
Shayad us sokh ne bhul e se yaad kiya mujhe
Aaakhain taras gaye tumhara khyal aa gaya
Ab to chehra dikha do, naya saal aaa gaya
Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye
Paida hua Wakeel (advocate) to Shaitaan nay kaha
Lo aaj main bhee Sahab-e-Aulad ho gaya.
Jahaan gaaye the khushiyon ke taraane,
Muqaddar dekhiye roye wahiin par
Hue masjid se Gum juute hamaare,
JahaaN se paaye the, khoye wahiin par