Ahh, 1979. The Shah of Iran was overthrown, gas prices scared everyone, KICT 95.1 FM signed on the air for the first time, and a little freak named Patrick Michael Hayes was born one icy morning. This is me with my parents, at my grandpa's house in Sedgwick, Kansas, sometime during that first year of my life.

Me and my daddy, circa 1981. I assume this was at our house.

This one is embarrassing, but everyone loves it for some odd reason. It's me, of course, circa 1982, crazy even at so young an age....