So we all know how everyone is anticipating [now enjoying] the movie Troy. Well, I had a little discussion about it yesterday, and I think this is a pretty accurate representation of how the story of Troy really went:

Paris: dum dee dum dee dum...
Aphrodite: Shiiiiit.
Paris: Uh, Helen.
Aphrodite: What the fuck?!
Paris: Dah!
Achilles: Yo yo yo.
Hector: Die.
Achilles: Yo.
Hector: [death]
Apollo: Goddammit. [shoots arrow]
Achilles: Shit!
Paris: Graaa!
Achilles: Shit. [death]

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