| Quotes and such |
| "The trouble with life is that there is no background music." |
| "Remember, music is first and foremost an art form. Complexity is necessary. Simplicity is death." |
| Heaven was getting a bit crowded so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A man ascends to heaven and comes to the gate, "Who was the first man?" asks Peter. "Adam." "Thats correct. Enter." Another man arrives, "Where did Adam and Eve live?" asks Peter. "Eden." "That's correct, Enter." then Mother Theresa comes along, "Ooh, I'll hafta give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she saw Adam for the first time?" "Hmmm, that IS a hard one." "Enter" |
| "Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck" |
| God created man and, being a gentleman, man returned the favor |
| "Please stay off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your...... FACE!" |