1. The poster I have for "Fight Like A Brave" must be placed outside my bedroom door. (the poster has the Chili's naked but with socks over their dicks.
2. Deadjournal.com will return to how it was and not end up like Livejournal.
3. And Jenny, again with the miracle-gro on Mr. Sansome's head. If you should ever see him again that is.
The Funeral
1. No burial. None. I am to be cremated. Part of my ashes I want in my bass drum, part on Fred the skeleton, in the science lab; and the rest donated to the medical research centre to see if they can make a body out of what used to be a body.
2.The funeral will be held by my real mummy. No Hoja or any other kind of religious sort. (I'm talking about official religion sort, not layfolk)
3. All fanfiction and deadjournal dudes that I know and love are invited. Those of you on my friends/favourite authors list can have the front row.
4. Any relatives that aren't my extended adoptive family, or are further out than second cousin, or if I just don't like you, are not invited. I include many great aunt's and uncles. Again, cause I don't like you. And any second cousins from my dads side of the family that aren't the Ibrahim and co, Yurtan and co, or Seniz and co, are definately not invited. Mainly cause this is my day and you're all a bunch of loud mouths.
5. Mammy should read out my eulogy which includes a slash story of her choice, seeing as the one I had in mind isn't finished yet. But it must be graphic and include a band I like. All must listen or I'll send down thunderbolts. Can mammy also read the "How to have fun at a funeral" list. She must do this as people go up to my coffin.
6. If you're in formal gear, then get the hell out. At least dye your hair pink for the funeral, if you can that is. Some sort of unusual studdery should be worn. No suits, but all black definately allowed. If anyone tries to attend my funeral looking like someone that stepped out of a gangsta rap gig, or is attending looking like a walking advert for Nike etc, then they will be assumed terrorists and the FBI will be informed.
7. Almost decided on my funeral songs:
