Hi there. My name's Alex, well Alexander really but I hate that. I'm 17, a few months younger than Mark. I have frizzy orange hair that is very untidy. Iff I straightened it, it would end up around my mid back, but as it is, it fizzes all around my head. You've seen Carrot Top, think him. Anyway. My eyes are fairly weird... One of them is red, the other is blue. I'm 5ft 11", And I only just fit in this hole I was given. Mark got the biggest hole, cause he's so tall, but this one is ridiculous! She's going to make me share with David when he gets taller. And he will! He's only 16!
It's not that I don't like David, but we are too different. I'm tidy, he's messy. He likes folk and punk, I prefer just hardcore metal. If I have to listen to David's Jethro Tull CD one more time I'll go mad! We don't share together yet, but he always plays his CD in the house!
Anyway, yeah apparantly I'm Mizuki's common sense. I don't understand why she says this. I lost all my sense a long time ago! Truth is I do get her to think about things before she does them, but I'm not telling her not to do it. If she wants to walk up the down escalator then all the fun for her! I'll just sit and watch :)
I have very firm beliefs though. Like the others, I have beliefs in gay rights, but I'm not going to say anything about that. That's Phoenix and Pat's job. I'm going to talk about universal rights for tic tacs. Honestly, they just aren't appreciated enough! think of all the work they do for you. They freashen your breath, and they do it in only two calories. If that's not a sacrifice I don't know what is. They go through the torture of smelling your breath while they have to freashen it. By the time they have made your mouth all minty, they're dead. Poor things. I say all build a shrine to the almighty tic tacs.
See why I say I have no common sense? My most depressing times are when Fanfiction.net goes down. It's not fair! I love seeing other people's lists! especially RainbowTerrorist. She's wonderful. It's down at the moment. I'm crying my eyes out! I'm only here once every two months, and the one time I'm here it's not working! Goddamnit! The other thing that depresses me is everyone staring at Mizuki when she's talking to Pat. Jenny and Sarah have accepted Pat, why not everyone else. We all love Pat here. I hate homophobic people. Come on people! Open up! What else depresses me...? Nah, that's about it.
My most happpiest times are when things happen to other people. The third happiest day of my life was when I found out Paul has a new boyfriend. The Second happiest day of my life was when I found out president Bush chocked on a pretzel. And the Happiest day of my life was when I found out that Tony Blair was voted villian of the year by Big Issue readers. I can't stand Bush or Blair. they're both as useless as each other. Tony Blair can't run his country, he just runs off trying to solve everyone elses problems. We've got the queen to do that you mug! And Bush, he won't sign the Kyoto agreement! Does he want to planet to fall apart or something??? Meet Darth Bush, lets hope he never finds out how to make a lightsaber. That would be a disaster.
I need some colour here. Once I learn how to use HTML I'll make this page nice and colourful. Black and white is just boring really. Anyway, that's it from me, see you all in two months for my next update. Oh! below you can find links to my favourite websites. Right, I'm off to campaign for tic tacs. Bye!
Me being a south park character...
Links to other sites on the Web
The official tic-tac page!
If you don't know who Carrot Top is, this is his site.