Smoothie

Despite the tell tale signs, the numberous bathroom trip, the long sleeve shirts and the hypodermic needles, none of us could see the obvious.  He was......  Diabetic.  Anyway, after the downward spiral of women and men and lamps and dogs and chickens and fat chicks and Hustler's tailpipes (on his car pervert!) and yo mama and Yoyo Ma.  He gave into his nymphomania.