HUSTLER

With his band falling apart, he found no comfort in the arms of his supermodel friends. So, he turned to the only comfort left in his life, Tequila. And as Hustler sped away from the bar at two a.m. Witness clearly recall him screaming "Pick up your cables and run."

After reversing into a charter bus full of nuns helping homeless children with homeless puppies, Hustler cracked with grief.... for his one in ninety-eight Sallen S351 Ford Mustang.
Luckily, Hustler is still a foxy Bitch.