| Weekly Quotes |
| If you ever seen a turtle on a fence post, you can be darn sure he got there with some help |
| First week |
| In The last month of the millenium, in the Greatest country on Earth The Village Idiot will rise to power |
| Second Week |
| Third Week |
| The Key To your Sucess is how many people you can screw out of their sucesss |
| Four Week |
| The only thing nasties than finding a big old juicey fishin worm in you apple, is finding about half of it |
| Fifth week |
| I Prevent Poverty, I Work Sixth Week AHHHH Where all going to die seventh Week Save a Deer, Bag an Activist Eight Week When it comes to women, all you can do is sit back and watch Ninth Week Fuck You 10th week All those Millions of sperm, and you were the fastest. 11th week "we will not tire, we will not faulter, and we will not fail" George W Bush |