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| Twas the night before christmas. And all though the house, everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom on the toilet, dad smoking grass, I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When I heard such a clatter, I spang from my piece to see whats a matter. When out on the roof I saw some old prick. I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. He came down the Chimney like a bad out of hell. I knew in a moment that fucker had fell. He filled the stockings with whiskey and beer, and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thundering fart. I new that that fucker a blown my chimney apart. He Swore and he cused as he rode out of sigh. Piss on yall its been a hell of a Night. |
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