JAN 1)National Hangover day 17)National Hunt your neighbor Day 3rd Sunday of Jan)National Cry for Football day 26)National Space Shuttle go boom day last sunday of January)National Football Day FEB 1st Sunday of Feb)National sadness day 14)National get yelled at by significant other day 15)National Make-up day 16)National Sex Day 21)National light your hair on fire Day 29)National only 1 day in 4 years Celebration/National Malest a Sheep day March 1)National Jackass day 3)National Be a woman day 5)National Fart Day 6)National 9mm Day 7-17)National PMS Prevention week 24)National Hamburger day April 1)National Dumbass day 2)National hanging day 18)National what the hells up day 19)National federal Building day/National Kick a German Day 20)National shot your classmates day 23)National Shotgun Day 24)National Marijuana Day May 1)Rain Day 5)National Machine Gun Day 18) National Smoke all your dope day 25)National Underwere day June 3)National Airconditioning day 6)National Love the Sun Day 7)National Skin Cancer day 21)National heat day 22)National sun is up to fucking long day July 1-7)National Fireworks week 4)National Fireworks day 5)national Burn Day 24)National Light you friends on fire day August 1)National Computer day 6)National Atomic Weapons day 9)Nationa; Nuclear Weapons 21)National Firearms day September 1)National Summer ends festival 12)National no more war day 20)National LSD Day 29)National Fire day October 1)National Football day 3)National Basketball Day 10)National Baseball 14)National Hail Branigan Day 20)National Beer Day 31)National Beg for candy day November 1)National Belly Ache day 2)National Tooth Decay Day 3)National Dentist Day Last Thursday)National Turkey Day 29)National Cocain week December 1)National no more fucking Snow 3)National hang your C-lites 4)National Electric current day/Shock everything day 7)National Spit on a Jap day 16-25)National buy everthing in sight Week/Waste your money on people you dont like week 24)National eat ham,missletoe,Pinetree, pickled eggs, and drink Beer Day 25)National Get a gift day 31)National Drink and Drive day |