Steve Bartman And Cubs Fans

I don't watch baseball but I can tell you Cubs fans are dumber than a bag of hammers. Why? Because I saw the replay of that foul ball shit on the local news and they were all wasting full cups and bottles of beer throwing em at that dumb kid who grabbed moose aloos balls. I mean, punch the fucker in the eye, take his wallet, whatever. But don't waste a tall frosty cold one (even if it isn't a smooth crisp Pabst Blue Ribbon) by throwing it. That's why they have champain for the players to pour all over each other when they win. Because they can waste that french frog piss all day long and no one cares. But I tell you what, spill one drop of that precious liquid gold called beer and it will bring a tear to a baseball guy's eye. But I don't watch that shit anymore ever since tug mcgraw stopped pitching. That was the day the music died.

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