Pissing On The Floor

What is it with people pissing on the floor in public bathrooms? I mean I totally understand about people not flushing the toilet after dropping a steamy depth charge because they want the next guy to be able to admire their handywork. I do that myself. After I pinch a loaf, I feel a sense of pride and want to make sure that I let everyone else know who is King Colon. So I just let the log linger and leave the toilet handle alone. But the piss puddles in front of the urinals have to go. I don't want to have to soak my Wolverine work boots in an inch deep reservoir of someone's kidney lemonade while I stand there and drain my lizard. Really, kids. It's not cool. Not cool at all. Aim for the urinal cake. That's what's cool. But don't piss on the floor anymore.

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