My name is PabstSmir. Lets ROCK!
Hello ladies and anyone else who isn't a woman. My name is Kenny Hogg, but my friends call me PabstSmir. Why is that you ask? Because my favorite drink is an ice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon with a shot of vodka dropped in it. You're supposed to use Smirnoff vodka, which is why it's called a PabstSmir, but I refuse to use that Russian shit from those red commie bastards. I use Winner's Cup vodka instead, which is a lot better because it comes in a squeezable bottle. If hard liquor doesn't come in a squeeze bottle, it ain't shit.
I live in Georgia, but I ain't gonna say where because I don't want you to come to my house because there's not enough Pabst for you unless you're a hot woman. If you're a foxy lady then you can email me at [email protected] and we can talk. I may have a cold one for you. Anyway, I live in Georgia in a badass house with my Thunderbird parked out front and the other cars I'm working on around the side of the house and on the lawn. If you live in my neighborhood, you know which house is mine because of the rebel flag hanging out front and the Skynyrd blasting from the open windows.
I work at Ron's Tire And Wheel and I specialize in tires. When I'm not working, I like to drink beer, spend time with the ladies, fix my cars, and download porn from the world wide web. This internet thing rules. Thanks to my friend Earl for helping me get this web site working. He did all the programming shit and I just told him what to say.
Things I Like
Judas Priest (even though they're limeys and rob halford is a queen they can still rock the walls), Bachman Turner Overdrive (even though they're canadians they bring the guitars and they come to ROCK), Phil Collins, Skynyrd, Ted Nugent, 10CC, Foghat, John Mellencamp, Hank Williams Jr., beer, vodka, whiskey (whiskey makes women more frisky is what I always say), tequila, motorcycles (only Harleys, not that rice rocket shit), going to the liquor store, that Young Guns movie (even though some of it is queer shit), NASCAR (Dick Trickle rules your life! YEAH!), the Harley I am going to buy next year, fine looking women, biker bitches, Jimmy Buffet, WWE, demolition derby, getting drunk at the state fair.
Things I Hate
Music that sucks, warm beer (except for Pabst which is always smooth), yuppies and their SUVs, rap music, STDs, my neighbor on the left side, my neighbor on the other side of him, my neighbor on the right side, hemmerhoids, yuppie drinks like wine and shit, the dog catcher who keeps taking my damn dog away, when other people say I'm rude when I'm just speaking my mind.
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