Hippies Who Don't Like Meat

Man all that hippie horseshit drives me nuts too. I was at the grocery store the other day buying chicken so I could cook those fuckers up when I barbequed with some friends and tossed back some cold frosty Pabst Blue Ribbons. And this girl with all this shit in her face and this hair that looked like rope started in on me about how unfair it is to chickens and how they are treated bad before they are killed and Paul McCarthy says all this shit and that shit and talked about how Peta is changing the world and I said little lady it smells like you need to worry more about changing your shirt because you smell like the motor oil spill in my garage. And because she was trying to preach to me about how meat is wrong and shit I bought twice as many chickens AND I bought veal even though i don't like it just to piss her off. I said oh, are the baby sheep treated any better than the chickens and is veal okay with peta and Paul McCarthy and all that shit? and I swear she turned redder than the cherry on my smoke right now. Damn dumb fool. She had a whole mess of hair under her pits too. Where the hell do all these people come from anyway? I tell you what, it's like we were invaded or something. Like they all came down in a ship from mars or a big boat of them came over here from france and snuck on the shore when no one was looking. Fuckers.

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