April Levine

What the hell is the problem with that damn April Levine girl? The neighbor kids listen to her on that boombox and I swear to holy heaven she sounds like a screechy wounded animal caught in a steel-jawed trap or something. Someone needs to tell that girl to shut up and take some singing lessons and then shut up again. What is with that? What happened to Loretta Lynn anyway? You kids don't listen to her anymore, do you? I tell you, that Loretta Lynn had a smooth voice like some smooth whiskey. She sang like an angel having an orgasm I tell you.

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