Funny funny story
This story is pretty short. Me and an old friend of mine, Krystal, decided to go 'cooler hopping'. If ya dont know what that is, just ask any teenager. Well, we go to several spots and finally find a truck in front of a motel with a huge cooler in the back. She is gay and wont get out and help me, so I go alone.
All goes well, I walk to the truck, pick up the cooler, then I hear something and think that the owner is walking out. I yell at my passenger to open the door or roll down the window so I can throw the cooler in.
Well...I wasnt thinking straight at this time, and she wasnt either. She rolls down the window and I try to cram the dumb cooler in there. I guess I was the retarded kid who tried putting the square peg through the circle hole (yeah, you remember that game).
I drive a '91 Firebird, so the window isnt exactly really big. Sooo...it wouldnt fit right-side up, so I got the great idea to turn it sideways and throw it in. All this time I'm thinking the owner is running out to kill me. I turn it sideways and start to pass it through my passenger window and a damn ocean came out...
Krystal was completely drenched, so was my entire interior. We never laughed so hard though and she wasnt really mad, I was surprised...but yeah, we got some good stuff and still had a pool party, ha.
Remember people...if ya have a cooler, dont fill the stupid thing up to the top with water...or people that steal your coolers get wet!
