Favourite Quotations
Having nothing whatsoever to do with invisible women,
this is merely a collection of some of my favorite quotes.
I think they reveal a lot about my personality; that's why they're here.
I'll be continually adding more to this list as time goes on,
so check back frequently for new additions.
Enjoy!
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"Everything that is not literature bores me and I
hate it"
--Franz Kafka
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"There is a fine line between genius and insanity; I
have erased this line."
"Happiness is not something you experience; it's something you
remember."
--both by Oscar Levant
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"I detest my fellow beings and do not feel that I am
their fellow at all."
--Gustave Flaubert
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"Beauty in a good woman is like fire at a distance or
a sharp sword:
the one does not burn, or the other wound, those who come not too close."
--Cervantes
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"Theory is important, sure; but it shouldn't get
between a man and his wallet."
--P.J. O'Rourke
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"Anybody who messes with me had better be prepared to
carry his ass home in a bucket."
--Florence King
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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the
intelligence of the American public."
--H.L. Mencken
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"...in my fantasies, plausibility is not allowed to
rear its ugly head."
--Alfred Hitchcock
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"That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the
chief danger of our time."
--John Stuart Mill, "On Liberty&quuot;
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"Imagination is more important than
knowledge."
--Albert
Einstein
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"It's alright to be different."
--David Helfgott
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"It's an established fact that all writers are crazy;
even the normal ones are weird."
--William Goldman
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"For me, happiness consists of being
merely depressed, rather than suicidal."
--Bob Fosse
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"Happiness consists of getting your hair cut every two weeks
and watching your neighbor fall off his roof."
--Lin Yutang, "The Importance of LLiving"
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"The path of my life is strewn with
cow-plops from the Devil's own Satanic herd!"
--Edmund
Blackadder II