| Penguin's explanation for a huge night out - Purple Penguin (22/05/2002 11:10:19 AM) |
| OK. Penguin has had a huge night and is recording this record of the night�s proceedings in order to have a coherent explanation for the embarrassing events that occurred tonight. Including three separate homoerotic events, I�ve had a bad night. It was State of Origin � the perfect excuse to go out and for a few drinks with friends to celebrate the shating over of the boys from New South Wales. The night started going pear-shaped when Queensland lost. It got worse when some guy tried to pick me up in the front bar at the Caxton. Flattering � yes, but desirable � no. A long time ago, at high school, every boy learns THAT IT IS NOT OK TO LOOK AT ANOTHER GUY�S DOODLE while using the urinal. When another guy checked my package and followed with �hey, how you doing?� and a shameless display of lip licking, I knew there was a bit of a problem. When I tried to pass a third guy, while going to the bar, and had him say, �Sorry mate, I�m straight and not interested�, I started to wonder if someone had written �Gay� on my forehead. As if that wasn�t bad enough; while engaging in a SMS conversation with a friend, I accidentally sent a message to my boss, telling her that she sucked, and asking if she swallowed. This should have, in fact, gone to my friend. A fair mistake, since they are near each other in my phone�s phonebook. After another frantic SMS for clarification and a phone call, I discovered that I had, in fact, made a boo boo. Oh no. My boss seamed to take it well, but tomorrow morning�s meeting should be interesting... The moral of the story is get a sober person to check your SMSerage. |
| Re: Penguin's explanation for a huge night out - Porcupine (22/05/2002 6:55:07 PM) | ||
| You're not gay? I thought that was just a rumour. As for the football: I can't believe I wasted 40 minutes watching the poor excuse for a league team that Queensland managed to produce. Frankly, they were crap. League is a pathetic game. I hate everyone.
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