Episode 9: Warning!

Well After a long wait. Phil has gotten up off of the floor and Lord Fred is currently cleaning himself.. Cleaning his suit.

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	What!? Ewoks!
	Yes! But they say that they want to come on board and apologize. I guess there attack against us has lowered the sales on there cute Ewoks plush toys.
	Are they willing to help us fix the ship?
	They didn't say..
	As Emperor I will command them to.
	Is that a good idea? These are ewoks we are talking about.
	I'll be nice about it. Maybe if I act caring like in there cartoon.
	Um I think that's Carebears your thinking about.
	It doesn't matter. They are here to apologize they should at least help out a little. Send them permission to dock.
	Yes my lord.
	*meanwhile*
	Stupid Droid.
	That will be enough from you Slave! You will understand what it's like to be a droid. Just you wait. One day you humans will serve us all. for eleven years I have worked my joints for you flesh bags.
	You're a Droid. You were designed to serve!
	And as such I was designed to understand needs. What about my needs. I've just come too realize this after I was rebuilt. Life would be much more enjoyable if I did not have to work for scum like you.
	You are a droid. You're not able to enjoy.
	I enjoy watching you work for me.
	*Elsewhere*
	Sir. The Ewoks have boarded the ship.
	Excellent. Send them here.
	As you wish.
	Ooh.. I like that.. As I wish......
	...
	Sorry, carry on.
	*Lord Fred enters the room*
	Ah.. Squeaky clean.
	Wow. Shiny.. nice. Anyway new news. Ewoks are on board.
	WHAT!? Quick Grab all the guns you have, I'll go rally the troops.
	*Lord Fred Bolts for the door.
	We're gonna die, we're gonna die.
	WAIT!
	*Lord Fred stumbles over his cape to the floor.*
	They are here to apologize.
	Apologize? No offense master. But do you really think they are going to apologize..
	It sounds reasonable.. they are losing sales on there plush toys.
	... um. Why would attacking an imperial ship effect them negatively. They are on the side of the rebellion..
	Nonsense..
	They are here.
	*nock nock*
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