oooh my, Ladies, get this!

Today I went round to see the Viscount William who has just returned from his trip to the colonies.

He brought back all sorts of bits and pieces to give to family and friends (how thoughtful).  I was just rummaging through the bits and pieces and found this...

http://www.nyfirestore.com/calendars.html

William had brought back a copy of the first calendar to give to my grey-haired Aunt in the country.  I pointed out to him that perhaps this was wasted on the old girl - her heart not being what it should - and would find a far better home in my little study in order to give me inspiration for my studies of the male species.

Imagine my outrage when William refused - I am still in shock.  He had to wrestle me to the ground and prise the calendar out of my hot little hands.  He tried to buy me off with a New York snow scene of King Kong climbing up the Empire State Building.  I love snow scenes.  You know -  where you shake the little globe and all the snow falls down - and this is a particularly good one - but its not the same as twelve pictures of unalloyed half naked beefcake in fireman's kit.

I suppose I will just have to buy my own calendar.

Family can be very disappointing at times.

Portia