1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode, who do you choose? The owner of Stormpay

 

 2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence…  Ashley Simpson

 3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? No one.

 

4. What is your favorite cheese? Cheddar

 

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Turkey

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no strings attached sex. Who would it be?
Dave Chappel~~ fun and funny sex

 

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who is it? Even tho he's not hot now ~~ Montel Jordan

 

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! Turn that $100 into $500 in two weeks 

 

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you going?  Jamaica

 

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? Get my hair braided, a Bob Marley drink, Mary Jane

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific", what is it?  Hennesey XO

 

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? The 70's. If I go too far back, I'll get lynched.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Break my rules, and you are outta here.

 

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? The Home at Work Show. A backwards reality show about a crazy work at home family.  

15. What is your favorite expletive? un-fuckin-believable

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies don't do anything they just stand there what do you do? Grab the kids and get the h#$@ outta there.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. What will it be? My wallet.

18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? teleconesis ? Move stuff with my mind like Gene in X-Men.

 

19. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Japan

20. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE: Dave N Busters

21. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Who's house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can float!”: My mom

 22. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead person of your choice. Who is it?

HMMM.. the Boondocks killed the Dr. MLKingJr idea, so I guess I'll bring Richard Pryor back and make sure he don't set himself on fire this time.

 

23. What's your theme song? Philena Applebum ya gotta turn me on!