MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
I AM IN THE POSSESSION OF SOULS!!
Who wants a soul?
Ihear55dollarsdoIhear60?Ihear60fromtheloserin
theback!CanIget85?85overhere,100overthere
150fromthefatcowinthefront!175!200!300!
GOING ONCE FOR 300 DOLLARS!
GOING TWICE FOR 300 DOLLARS!
SOLD! To the bald cross-dressing llama on my left!
No, MY left!
Thank you all, folks, now don't let the door hit you on the way out!
YOU SHALL BE HIT!