No matta how old, I look I'm older dan 3!
I kick butt, I take names!
I'm betta dan most cuz I'm very deranged!
Outkast, Dead Prez, Bounty Killa,
All you fakers are more boring dan vanilla!
Eminem? Please! He's such a 'hole!
He ragged on Tom Green! Emmies got no soul!
I may be tiny,
With a miniscule heiney,
But the truth must be known!
If you are small,
Ya won't have far to fall,
Unlike those who have grown!
To end wit, I'm da best!
If your are offended I'll put you to the test!
Can y'all rap
As well as I?
If y'all attempt,
I'll blow ya outta da sky!
No really, I will!
Ozzy H. signin' off!