| LOVE ADVICE |
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| Dear Miss RED, I have a girlfriend who's leaving the country for a year to study in France. We've been dating 6 months, and I really like her. But I don't know if I can handle a long distance relationship. She's twenty-one years old, and I'm twenty-three. She's my second girlfriend I've ever had. Should we try to stay together, or let each other date around? Sincerely, Young and yearning, in Yahoo, CA. |
| Dear SELF DELUDED SELFISSH BASTERD. Who died and made u god? What right do you think u have to get into a romantic relationship.....just to "think".....you may not be able to "cope" with it? MORON!.....GROW UP ALREADY! No I will not affirm your self deluded little liberal WANT'S. u jack-ass you know......those thoughts of grandure?????? u should probably....nix those.....just FYI WHEN DID THE RELATIONSHIP BECOME ALL ABOUT YOU?????HMMMMMMM THE WAY I FIGURE IT, A RELATIONSHIP IS ABOUT BOTH OF YOU PULLING TOGETHER AND COPING WITH WHATEVER HITS........NOT PULLING AND RUNNING....BECAUSE.....YOU..."whine-whine" MAY NOT FEEEEEEL COMFORTABLE. YOU DICK GO BACK HOME AN TELL YER MAMMA TO SPANK YER ASS, CAUSE U SHURE DID'NT GET ENOUGH OF'EM WHEN U WAS LITTLE! GURL........DROP THIS SELF INDULGENT AFFIRMATION BEGGING,WHINNING WEEZEL DICK RIGHT NOW AN GO'N FINED YER SELF A REAL MAN! GURLS......DONT SETTLE! YOURS TRUELY MISS RED |
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| When your girlfriend leaves the country |
| ASK, AND IT SHALL BE .......TOLD LIKE IT IS. |
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