�You asked me up here to talk.�
�But you asked me to go out with you yesterday.�
�Well you asked me to come in when I drove you home.�
�You asked to drive me home.�
�That�s not exactly true.�
�You listen to The Beach Boys....But...it�s my fault for us almost kissing....I�m the one that wanted it...not you.�
�Who said I didn�t want it?� Luke puts a hand on her shoulder and a hand holding her head ready to pounce.
�I dunno...but..uh,� Her hands are on his waist. �I know I did...do.�
They kiss each other at the same time, pull away and look at each other, smiling.
�I�m guessing you did want that too,� she says just to say something.
�Come on.�
�Where? What are you doing?�
Luke leads her out of the apartment and to Miss Patty and Babette�s table.
�Luke, where are we going?�
�Hi Patty, Babette. Um, we..I would like to tell you something before you figure it out on your own, which I know you will, but uh, Lorelai should I tell them? I didn�t even ask you.�
Babette trying to guess, �Oh, honey you�re pregnant! I�m so happy for you two.�
Luke and Lorelai take their hands back and step away from each other, �Huh? What is that supposed to mean? Do I look pregnant?�
�Yeah, does she look pregnant?� Luke follows.
�Oh. Honey, I was just guessing. Was that a bad guess? I never make very good guesses at things; do I?�
�Well it wasn�t the best guess ever, I�ll have to admit,� Luke says scared that she�ll take another guess.
Miss Patty tries now, guessing correctly, �I�m pretty sure they just wanted to tell us that they�re together.�
�Yeah. And, Luke, it�s okay I didn�t mind.� To Miss Patty now, �Why did you guess that?�
�Well, Babette told me that Luke�s truck was at your house all last night. And...well a person can draw her own conclusions, if you know what I mean.�
�I think we both know what you mean, but nothing happened last night,� Luke answers for Lorelai.
Getting mad at Luke, �Excuse me, Luke, but I�m pretty sure something did happen.�
�Well it wasn�t what they think.� Now talking to the two at the table, �It wasn�t what you think.�
�And what is that?� Babette asks with a smile.
�Never mind,� Luke leads Lorelai outside. �Lorelai, I�m sorry I shouldn�t have said anything, right?�
�I thought it just showed that you�re kinda...insane, but that�s okay I�m insane too. Rory�s not. My mother is. Michel is. No, I guess Michel is just kinda mean. Sookie is.�
�I know you�re insane, Lorelai. That�s why I like you so much.�
�Awww, you like me so much?�
�Yes I like you so much.�
�Well, I like you so much too....You should get back to work. I�m sorry I�m being so flaky today.�
�I like you cause you�re flaky too.�
�Hey, Now! I�m am soo not flaky!�
Luke tries to make her shut up. Miss Patty and Babette watch as they kiss.
�You know what I was thinking just then?� Lorelai asks.
�What?� he says dreading her answer.
�This is probably a great way to get some free coffee. Can I have some coffee?...Please,� she says with a pout.
Luke turns around and walks inside without her.
�I guess that�s a �no� then.� She goes inside, sits at the counter and finally gets some free coffee after threatening to hit Luke with a bagel.
When she�s finished with her coffee, she starts to call Rory on her cell.
�No phones,� Luke reminds her.
�Ha ha, very funny.�
Rory answers, �Hello?�
�Hi� Luke points to the door. �Luke says �hi�.�
�Hi Luke.�
�Rory says hi,� she tells him for her.
�So what�s up? Why�d you call? Where are you? Are you at the diner? Or are you and Luke still at home?�
�That�s why I called, actually. I�m in the diner, but I just wanted to tell you that Luke and I just kissed.�
�Oh my god!�
�I know! Isn�t it great?�
�No...I mean yeah, that�s great. I just spilled my coffee.�
�Oh, Honey, I�m so sorry. Should we have a funeral?�
�Yeah sure, this weekend. So you and Luke huh?�
�Yep, I think we�re both pretty happy, but guess what Luke did!�
�Mom, do I want to know? Is it really gross? You know I�m your friend, but I�m still your daughter.�
�He told Patty and Babette about us. He just told them.�
�Well, you know they would have figured it out eventually.�
�Yeah, I know. But isn�t my Lukey brave?� Luke gives her a glare.
�Isn�t a �Lukey� like when you spit.�
�No, that�s a loogie.� He gives her another stare.
�Well, what�s the difference?�
�I think I have to go. Luke�s starting to stare at me.�
�Dirty!�
�Bye, Hon�.�
�Bye, bye, Mom.�
Luke starts to rant pointing at a sign, �You know that sign is there for a reason. The phone being crossed out means that there are no, No!, phones allowed! I think you�re adorable, but I just hate it when you�re on the phone. And I know that you�re insane and we just discussed this, but when you�re on your cell and you�re talking to yourself, it makes you sound mental....Plus it kills the mood of my diner.�
�The �mood of your diner�? That has got to be the funniest thing I have ever heard you say.�
�I just mean..the tourists, you know from out of town...?�
Cutting him off, �Yes I know what tourists are, I�m not that insane.�
�They like to see the whole small-town diner thing.�
�Yeah, as if this place is pleasant..with you and all.�
�Hey!�
�Aww, I love to see you get all angry. You�re too cute.�