1. Which word best describes your naughty parts?
External
Internal
A little of both
2. What do you do for a living?
Fireman - I have broad shoulders and like to help people
Real estate agent - I wanted to be a vampire/child molester, but my SAT scores weren't high enough
None of the above, yawn
3. What is your dream car?
H2 - It goes so well with my A55H0L3 personalized license plate.
Some sort of import thing
Wouldn't you rather talk about something interesting?
4. Which acronym are people most likely to associate with you?
NASA
NAMBLA
U-G-L-Y, I ain't got no alibi
5. How often do you cancel plans?
Rarely - nothing is more important to me than the man I love
Sometimes - I'm busy, but I try not to be a flake
Whenever Matt Habecker sees his shadow
6. Who wrote the last book you read?
Stephen King
Stephen Hawking
Whatever nigga gave that mouse a cookie.
7. You'll go see any movie starring...
Tom Hanks!
Jude Law!
Harvey Keitel's cock!
8. How often do you show up at my work?
Always - gay bars complete me
Sometimes - I enjoy the occasional night out
Never - I work night shifts at the fire station
9. Who did you vote for in the last presidential election?
Kerry - Say what you will about the horse-faced son of a bitch, at least he would be able to read this quiz
No one - I abstained as a political statement about the oppressive effects that our two-party system has on the marginalized members of society
Bush - I'll see you in hell, sodomite
10. You prefer to be...
the big spoon - let me keep you warm with my broad, broad shoulders and muscular pecs
the little spoon - I'm cuddly, but small
the salad tongs - I really have no idea what you're talking about
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