Random Stuff

-| E-mail From Hell |-

A man flew down to his a hotel in Florida where his wife would fly to next week. He thought she would appreciate an email from him saying he had arivved safetly but he couldn't remember her exact email...so he guessed. At the same time an old woman whose husband had just died that morning was checking her email and fainted dead away at the message on her screen. It said: Hi Honey, I just checked in, and I didn't want you to worry, because I got here safetly Can't wait until next week when you join me, Love your husband

P.S. It sure is hot down here

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