Funny Rumors
Sirius will marry mcgonagall which will bring him closer to Dumbledor

Hagrid will die so Malfroy's prediction will come true: Ron will become gamekeeper

Voldemort tell Harry he's his dad and they start kissing and hugging each other

How stupid are these rumors?

Hagrid will duel with a skewt and die

Buckbeak will finish Malfroy off. Buckbeak strikes back

Harry will eat a bad humbug and throws it up on Ron and he will run out of the great hall which will atract Peeves; he will get so excited that he will blow up Hogwarts and Neville is the only survivior

Ginny will make a love potion so she can give it to Harry... But ron drinks it by mistake and Ron and Ginny fall madly in love

Neville will kill himself by  doing a summoning charm

Harry will ask hermione out, not knowing it's Malfroy under the polyjuice potion

Harry will find out his first name is really "Really. Really Harry Potter"

Harry and Cho will make out in front of the great hall , Snape sees them and joins in

More to come!!!!!
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