the bottom!draco emporium
SEPTEMBER 8, 2003-- hm, i just realized i think of the deatheater meetings like the reality show fear factor. except i don't think draco would do well on that show. not because of the food, cause rich people eat some pretty freaky food. but because i think he subconsciously plots against himself. he wants to be in second: i.e.: teh bottom. which is where he belongs.
thoughts on thought of the day...
SMK7886: On the bottom, indeed. BABIES. ♥
SMK7886: He likely shouldn't do Fear Factor-y type thingers whilst knocked up anyhow, so the point is rather moot. :-?
simmysimsimmy: this is bottom!draco thought of the day, not rpg!bottom!draco thought of the day
simmysimsimmy: remember?
SMK7886: BUT RPG!BOTTOM!DRACO R00LS J00 4LL >:0!!!!!!!!!!1111
SMK7886: Bitch.
SMK7886: >.>
simmysimsimmy: o.o did you just call me teh b word?
SMK7886: Maybe. >.>
simmysimsimmy: IT'S IN WRITING FOOL!
simmysimsimmy: MY HEART!
simmysimsimmy: IT WEEPS!
SMK7886: YOUR HEART HAS NO TEAR SOCKETS, OR WHATEVER >:0
simmysimsimmy: FINE THEN
SMK7886: >:0
simmysimsimmy: THIS THOUGHT OF THE DAY WILL JUST END ON A SOUR NOTE
SMK7886: I FEEL USED FOR BOTTOM!DRACONESS ;.;
SMK7886: I'LL SHOW YOU SOUR NOTE--- >:0!!!!!1
simmysimsimmy: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN OH SO CRUEL
SMK7886: YEAH WELL >:0
simmysimsimmy: YOU'RE NOT EVEN SORRY!
SMK7886: SO
SMK7886: >:0
SMK7886: HUMPH
simmysimsimmy: SO WHERE'S YOUR SOUR NOTE? YOU PROMISED ME A SOUR NOTE
SMK7886: SEE IF YOU GET A BIRTHDAY PRESENT AFTER THIS DEBACLE >:0
SMK7886: THAT'S SOUR
JUNE 06, 2003 -- i just can't get this picture out of my head. harry and draco dressed up as french maids, churning butter with large dildos...
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MAY 18, 2003-- would you join the death eaters if they had recruiting posters with draco in lewd positions? i think many people would. i think everyone would. i think that even sirius black would. which brings me to the point of, once draco was plastered all over the school in these positions (as you know that's where the target audience is), do you think draco would be embarrassed?
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SMK7886: No, Draco is never embarrassed. He would use this to his advantage, and lure Potter into his sek-say web of, er . . . sex. >.>;
SMK7886: Sex on a stick, sex on legs, it does not matter.
simmysimsimmy: but what about when EVERYONE and their dog comes after his sexy?
SMK7886: Harry will kill them for touching his pr0pz, yo yo yo.
SMK7886: w0rd.
simmysimsimmy: ah.
SMK7886: Yes. >:D<
simmysimsimmy: how lewd do you think the posters would be?
SMK7886: Hopefully v. v. v. lewd.
SMK7886: Muahahahaaaa.
SMK7886: Potter's room would be plastered with the advertisements.
simmysimsimmy: lol
simmysimsimmy: it so would
simmysimsimmy: what if he has a teeny weeny?
SMK7886: >:o >:o >:o!!!!!!!11 LIEK OMF NO HOW DAER U??!?/1?!?
simmysimsimmy: I'M JUST SAYIN
SMK7886: OMG I CANT TLAK TO U OMG U R SO SIK!!1!1!1!!
SMK7886: >:D
simmysimsimmy: well, if he was hung like a horse, his topdom comes into play and i don't want that spread all over hogwarts!
SMK7886: Draco is . . . slightly smaller than Harry, but still. V. well endowed.
simmysimsimmy: is he bigger then ron?
SMK7886: Of course. Ron has no penis.
SMK7886: [/ronhate]
simmysimsimmy: 0___0
SMK7886: Okay, thats a wrap
simmysimsimmy: i think we're done for the thought of the --- woah
MAY 11, 2003-- IT'S MOTHER'S DAY! wowie. do you think draco loves his mother? do you think draco would make a good mother? adopting or mpreg. i'm not sure. i think it could go either way, either really protective or really jerky.
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MAY 8, 2003 -- ... it's been a while. hello, other updates! *waves* anywho, down to business. okay, if harry was a superhero, i think he would be the greenlantern. but this is not the top!harry emporium, this is the bottom!draco emporium, and we have to think of a superhero for draco. i was thinking robin. as robin is very bottom, and also, gay.
but if draco was robin, harry would be batman, and then who would be the greenlantern? *ponders*
thoughts on thought of the day...
SMK7886: draco is so gay
simmysimsimmy: robin!
SMK7886: like i said . . .
SMK7886: this is a good thought of the day
SMK7886: >:D
APRIL 12, 2003-- inspired by this. if bottom!draco were, for some odd reason, tossed into jail, would he willing submit to the horny muggle men? i say nay. but, how would draco react to the hitting ons that would surely occur? how would his top!partner react? it is a puzzlement.
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APRIL 11, 2003-- do you think bottom!draco would ever adopt to muggle ways? cause, i can't see anyone turning away from the wisedom of weird al yankovic or monty python ... but then again, some people insist that draco is a topper.
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SMK7886: draco topping *snickers sadistically* that�ll be the fucking day
simmysimsimmy: ... >_< people have done it. people who i admire. people who will remain nameless.
SMK7886: i think SOME things could capture his interest, but like, weird al wouldn't have any significance for him because he never knew the original songs, you know?
simmysimsimmy: yeah, but WHO wouldn't laugh at the fat video? "hey man, you ain�t down with us, you ain't FAT no more"
SMK7886: the video? draco would probably sneer in distaste, then make potter fuck him up the arse
simmysimsimmy: what?!
simmysimsimmy: that's a masterpiece!
SMK7886: but draco wouldn't UNDERSTAND the beauty of it, simmy! :/
SMK7886: he'd be like, "why is that hideous man wearing such tight leather? *sneeeeeer* . . . *molests potter*"
simmysimsimmy: ... fine. : -(
simmysimsimmy: how about monty python?
SMK7886: hrmm, possibly monty,
simmysimsimmy: hmmmm. i love the skits about the rat people.
SMK7886: and the TEA
SMK7886: w0rd
simmysimsimmy: tea?
SMK7886: wait, eddie izzard. whoopsiedaisy
SMK7886: :D
simmysimsimmy: you fool.
SMK7886: shaddap
simmysimsimmy: hee.
APRIL 9, 2003-- can bottom!draco juggle? how many things can he juggle? would he juggle, or would it seem too much like crazy muggle antics? is juggling even muggle? it ryhmes, kinda. hmmmm...
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SMK7886: well, he juggles the the slytherins, his parents and his torrid affair potter well enough, and manages to keep good grades. or wait, are his good grades canon or fanon? O_o;
simmysimsimmy: i think canon-- as his father was UPSET that he was beat by granger, freak brain girl.
SMK7886: hrmmm. in that case, uh, dracoisasextoy! :D
SMK7886: potter likes watching him juggle sex toys
simmysimsimmy: but i mean like ... juggling bananas.
SMK7886: bananas can be sex toys >.>
SMK7886: just ask neville
SMK7886: that house elf never saw it coming
simmysimsimmy: LOL!
simmysimsimmy: neville is evil!
SMK7886: neville is lonely.
MARCH 31, 2003-- how much draco angst is too much draco angst? in all honesty, draco angst sometimes rains on my parade, but it does lead way to bottom!draco. draco angst is, like, one of the most classic signs that bottom!draco is down the road...
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SMK7886: draco doesnt angst, he snarks.
SMK7886: draco is too perfect to ever angst for long
simmysimsimmy: what about when he's BEATEN until and INCH of his LIFE by evil midgets wearing clown masks who BITE him with sharp teeth?
simmysimsimmy: then can he angst?
SMK7886: no, he'll just ask harry to kill them for him while he sits and wibbles softly
simmysimsimmy: wibbling is the twin sister of angsting
SMK7886: wibbling is what earns draco loving, gentle, i-<3-you!-because-you're-my-ickle-dwacokins!sex with harry
simmysimsimmy: *sigh* let's just ask TH3_SH1T, shall we?
SMK7886: hmmm
SMK7886: i think TH3 SH1T is actually in the potty taking one, so he'll be with you shortly :D
simmysimsimmy: okay! *fiddles with thumbs*
SMK7886: muahaha
TH3_SH1T: U CH1CK3N L1CK3RZ U W1LL L1K MY BR00MST1CK!!11!!!!1! FUX0RENZ M4K1N M3 P4Y MY W4Y M0TH4FUCK3RZZZ!!1!!!1!!
MARCH 27, 2003-- LOOK! further evidence that draco is, without question, bottom! he's a sausage eating monkey!, people!
MARCH 23, 2003-- would grandma!draco be teh sexy? i have serious doubts about this, just because of the lack of revealing clothing a grandmother would wear on a daily basis. not to mention the fact that grandmas barely do anything that could be even remotely described as even attractive, let alone teh sexy.
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SMK7886: Haven't we already had this conversation about gramma!draco?
simmysimsimmy: yeah, i just thought it should be revisited
SMK7886: >.>
SMK7886: alright, um, since draco's hair is already (to some, anyway) silver/white/gramma-colored, and because draco could easily borrow narcissa's anti-wrinkle cream, he would not look very grandmotherly to me. and SOME grammas dress like whores :D
simmysimsimmy: whore!grandma!draco?
simmysimsimmy: the world's so not ready for that.
simmysimsimmy: would harry be GRANDPA!harry? which brings up viagra�
SMK7886: yes, he would be grandpa!harry, and gramma!draco would force him to use teh wrinkle cream and i don't doubt for a second draco would color harry's hair, too
simmysimsimmy: lol�
SMK7886: i think the world IS ready for it! i'm gonna write the fic right now! >:D!
simmysimsimmy: 0_0 if you do, i'll put a link to it at the end of this conversation
SMK7886: excellent.
simmysimsimmy: *awaits grandma!draco fic anxiously*
MARCH 19/20, 2003-- POTTEROTICA!
thoughts on thought of the day...
SMK7886: hmm, let's see . . . html is hard. :D
simmysimsimmy: mm-hmm... go on..
SMK7886: css sucks giant rabid werewolf cock-- oh wait, that's snape, fuckdamnit.
simmysimsimmy: erk! hey, this is bottom!draco.
SMK7886: speaking of gh3 . . . *needs to update*
SMK7886: draco wants blaise to give it to him hard tonight! >:D
simmysimsimmy: ... okay, you win.
SMK7886: then he wants to drag blaise to gryffindor tower to molest potter
SMK7886: and potter will, of course, be all for it because he's aching for draco by this point.
simmysimsimmy: YAY!
SMK7886: mostly draco . . . blaise likes to watch, i think.
simmysimsimmy: ... *peers suspiciously at blaise*
SMK7886: peeping thomas
SMK7886: *nods sagely*
simmysimsimmy: thomas riddle!
simmysimsimmy: foreshadowing!
SMK7886: him too
SMK7886: fuckdamnit, we need an orgy scene of random sek-say bois
MARCH 18, 2003--the thought of the day is covered in this conversation:
SMK7886: "Dormiens caput draconis," it's foreshadowing, methinks. Rough translation; don�t/never die, draco
simmysimsimmy: baruh?
SMK7886: *sigh*
SMK7886: The Gryffindor common room password, caput draconis. and the hogwarts insignia phrase, draco dormiens tittilandus something or other
simmysimsimmy: don't tickle a sleeping dragon or some such thing�
SMK7886: combined and tweaked they mean interesting things
SMK7886: slashy things, i daresay
simmysimsimmy: ... at this site, it says that "caput draconis" means dragon head.
SMK7886: *snerk*
SMK7886: soooo . . . dont/never give head, draco. that's antislash. we piss on that
simmysimsimmy: LOL!
simmysimsimmy: no, it could be slash-- just advice from JK.
simmysimsimmy: "you'll get chapped lips, dude"
SMK7886: Yeah, make Harry blow YOU, then he can fuck your brains out :D
simmysimsimmy: and there's canon evidence!
simmysimsimmy: wowie.
SMK7886: damn.
SMK7886: we're just that good.
simmysimsimmy: "caput draconis" is SO my slogan now.
SMK7886: if jkr thinks she can hide the inevitable from us by using fancy Latin words, she's just wrong!
simmysimsimmy: yeah! we'll show her!
SMK7886: yeah!
SMK7886: BUMSEX!
simmysimsimmy: whhheeeee!
SMK7886: BUMSEX for ALL!
MARCH 16, 2003--draco would make a beautiful girl. this reminds me that the girl who has a crush on me wants me to write a girl!draco fic. i don't see this happening, as i still have that evo fic hanging in limbo. hm... i wonder how many people would review if i wrote a girl!draco fic...
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SMK7886: i saw this girl!draco fic on a mailing list today . . . i fucking KNEW it was girl!draco, too, just from the way her harry was acting all . . . fidgety >.>;
simmysimsimmy: yeah, i saw that to. *mother of thought of the day*
SMK7886: harry turned draco into a girl and his in a closet, or some unused room or something
SMK7886: heh, yeah
simmysimsimmy: they kept saying his/her pants were falling down... except, he would have HIPS now, right?
simmysimsimmy: eh
SMK7886: yeah!
SMK7886: hips!
simmysimsimmy: hips... funny word.
SMK7886: fuckdamnit, draco had hips and veela boobies, and they would not make his shirt suddenly baggy and pants falling down *firm*
simmysimsimmy: well, shoulders wouldn't be as broad...
SMK7886: but . . . boobies! !!!! >.O
SMK7886: men's shirts are not made for draco's veela boobies
MARCH 12, 2003-- i was thinking about how much, if any, bottom!draco would rub off on us if we were hanging out. would we start acting like him? would we be more "canon" then him? that brings me to a brand new thought of a bottom!draco army...
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SMK7886: draco can rub on me all he wants...
simmysimsimmy: 0_0 beautiful...
MARCH 11, 2003-- today is my mother's birthday. i wonder what bottom!draco would get his mom.
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MARCH 10, 2003-- if a beaver was selling toothpaste, would bottom!draco buy it? or would he just knock over the beaver and take the toothpaste? do wizards need toothpaste?
it's times like these that i'm reminded how ignorant i really am.
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The Lady Feylene: hehehehehehe
simmysimsimmy: well? opinions? thoughts?
The Lady Feylene: Hmmmm.
simmysimsimmy: commentary?
The Lady Feylene: Thinking!
The Lady Feylene: I need to write more Draco slash.
simmysimsimmy: oh. that is a very good thought!
The Lady Feylene: Hehehehe
simmysimsimmy: you get a gold star!
MARCH 09, 2003-- bottom!draco is rare. but people who are smart are rare, too, so, in that light, it's not too depressing. i'm graceful like a drunken swan, and this is not good for my health. i bet that bottom!draco could give me lessons in being graceful.
thoughts on thought of the day...
SMK7886: drunken draco? O_o
simmysimsimmy: well, i'm sure he's always graceful.
simmysimsimmy: and he must've learned it somewhere...
SMK7886: poor ickle dracokins would have to be carried uh, places by potter, i'll bet >:D!
simmysimsimmy: ooooh... true.
simmysimsimmy: potter would GET him drunk!
SMK7886: awww
SMK7886: yes, potter is a devious little deviant >:D
SMK7886: mm, carry him to a tree, and they'll be k-i-s-s-i-n-g! . . . until they fall out and die painfully :D
simmysimsimmy: cause they're both drunk. 0_0
simmysimsimmy: this is a sad thought of the day.
SMK7886: indeed
MARCH 08, 2003-- damn but doesn't draco get spanked a lot in bottom!draco fics? stubbed my toes, dropped a soda can and fell face first on the floor-- not in the same order or anything, just today. couldn't help but wonder if this would've happened if bottom!draco was here.
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SMK7886: . . . wtf are you smoking over there?
simmysimsimmy: popcorn. you?
SMK7886: what would b!d have to do with your toe incident?
simmysimsimmy: well, if bottom!draco was there, he might've warned me.
SMK7886: you need a padded room, yo
simmysimsimmy: or, pushed me into it...
simmysimsimmy: hm...
SMK7886: uh, no, he'd be falling, harry would comfort him and . . . youd be too busy watching to stub YOUR toe! I get it now, it all comes together . . .