the bottom!draco emporium
my chillun'!
this is baby draco. he's irritable and generally creepy. he eats only orange things on monday, green things on tuesday, blue on saturday, red things on sunday and nothing with brown on it. ever. i do not indulge him, and soon he will starve.

these are baby's harry and ron. they are evil and planning on raping baby draco. you can tell by the devious looks in their eyes. because baby draco is malnourished, their wicked plan just might work.
dundundun.

lucius, percy, fred, george, and snape. boy, wouldn't that be an odd group to see walking down the street? i mean, percy like totally hates fred and george.

this are draco's evil twins-- fraco and craco. as you can see, craco is much larger. they are fighting over snape. because they think he is teh sexy.
these are the choosen children of the buffy show. anya, xander, giles and spike. i did not take willow and tara because they are dirty, dirty girls and i do not support that sort of thing.
these are my star trek children, captain picard and q. q is cool. i put han solo up here, too, because i didn't want him getting lonely. no one wants to hang out with him because he smells like dead fish and rotten vegetable matter.

these are my only lotr children. i took merry and gollum because i am a merry and gollum shipper. i think merry and pippen is silly and has no canon to back it up.
my funny people children. i keep them locked in my bedroom so they can always tell me jokes and keep me entertained. they are very funny and i <3 them. *sniff*

this is billy and velma from chicago. they are cool, and dance very well. the punk on the right is sailor star healer, or yaten. she is a crossdressing freak and a bad influence on everyone she comes in contact with.
black and white and shades of gray
pixel empire and sprite adoption site
hogsmeade adoption center