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Steve Collins - Bass

What can i say he makes less sense than anyone. Yet he writes some great lyrics, fair compromise. His bass playin aint bad either, being a big fan of punk he's seen his fair share of bands (along with alf) He also prays that the band works, otherwise he might end up in a fast food joint (shudders at the thought)

''I made this site so people would be friends and girls would say ' hey steve your clearly cool cos your website isn't at all geeky...will you sleep with me?' you see ever since the young days (before mine and alf's racing team..) people made fun of my amazing hair cos they were jealous. So i got angry and listened to down on the street old school hip-hop tapes that kev gave me and we wore baggy pants and bullyed other kids. And sometimes we ran about pretending to steal teachers cars, giggling like school girls hoping to be rap stars, anyway, my point is drugs are good.''

The band caught up with steve, who at the time was stupidly staring into space, we punched him in the gut (alf made us do it) then asked him some questions:

FAVE SONG: Lagwagon - Mr Coffee
FAVE BANDS: Hot water music, Rise Against, Good Riddance, Lagwagon, The Lawrence Arms, Leftover Crack / Choking Victim (..Back by popular demand)
FAVE MOVIES: ''Bio dome' ||| 'Dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood' ||| The Big Lebowski
FAVE THINGS: Playing the ole 4 string, drinking the finest beer, Saying big-boy clever words, sharpening my pencils, going to concerts, gettin down on the streets with some old school breakdancing and sleeping a lot
WHY ARE YOU IN OWN ACCORD: To justify a life of drink, drugs and laziness, i dont wanna wear a fucking suit, unless its one of those fine white numbers, why i remember a fine day back in the summer of '89, me and mark were cruising in the Own Accord wagon...and then some funny stuff happened, then some scary shit happened, then we went home for our bedtime