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Alf Young- Guitar

I play squeeze-box for this muthafuckin band. I wanted to play muthafuckin guitar but hey...wot yah gunna do. I guess I wanted to be in a muthafuckin punk band cus when i was younger i saw this thing on muthafuckin tv- it was kinda cool so i sed yeah...when i grow up i wanna be a muthafuckin astronaute. Then i met this muthafuckin kid called steve and he also wanted to be a muthafuckin racing driver, so we made a muthafuckin race club. We were called team discovery. Then i saw this muthafuckin film on tv and it had a retarded dude on, and i was like hey- fuck this shit so i turned the muthafuckin over. Team discovery broke up soon after and i burnt the muthafuckin place to the ground, thats what i call fukin shit up. So now im in muthafuckin Own Accord, playin muthafuckin Guitar.

Here are some questions i answered, they apear curtasy of 'The Mr Alf Xperience'

FAVE SONG: IM AN EDUCATED MAN AND THERE ARE LOTS OF GOOD PUNK ROCK TRACKS THAT FLOAT MY BOAT, BUT AT A PUSH I'LL SAY 'HERSAY, HYPOCRASSY REVENGE- GOOD RIDDANCE
FAVE BANDS: Good Riddance, Leftover Crack, Rancid, Anti-Flag and NOFX
FAVE MOVIES: Dont be a menace....., Bio-Dome, Snach,
FAVE THINGS: Cider (white Lightening- a gentlemans drink), Punk Rock, playing guitar and squeeze-box
WHAT PISSES YOU OFF: Mentaly Challanged people, old people, that guy who pisses me off, and many other things.
WHY ARE YOU IN OWN ACCORD: So I can go around with a hard man walk saying to random people 'Hey, I'm in a punk rock band'. And 'cus i got no place else to go.'

Note From Alf: Fuck