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| Issue 50 January 2008 E | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Car Camping - Wizard Style
By Gawyn Crossguard Alright. Now we're into Car Camping for us talented folk. This style is rather lenient. For those who don't have cars, you can always use a broom and deep pocket saddle bags for the same effect. I'll get more into what exactly Car Camping is in the February edition, but for now, I'll leave you with an idea what Wizards/Witches might take on this style of adventure. -Wand -Food -Tea/Coffee/Hot Chocolate Mugs -Tea/Coffee/Hot Chocolate or any combination -Cooler -Ice -Tent/Pavilion -Toilet paper -Heck, carry the whole toilet with you -Chocolate Frogs/Licorice Wands and other sweets -Big comfy recliner chairs -A couch And there you have it. Be sure to drink your Ovaltine (Sorry. Lame humor from the muggle movie "A Christmas Story") and find a paper next time for a more detailed explanation of Car Camping. |
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| Coal for Christmas?
By An Anonymous Ravenclaw I've always received rather mediocre presents from Santa, but this year, I got COAL! Yea, BLACK COAL! To my knowledge, I have not done anything wrong! So why did I get coal? As I thought about it, maybe Santa mixed up the presents! That would make so much sense! Another naughter kid got my nice present, and I'm stuck with his or her's. If so, I'd just like to say: "THIS IS SO UNFAIR!" But that is not the case, unfortunately...I started wondering, 'Do I have to assume the role of the naughty kid so that Santa's reputation isn't affected by this obvious mistake?' My beloved mother, seeing me in such a state, went ahead and asked Santa, and received a surprising reply...This IS my present...COAL is my present this year. But WHY? If any of my fellow classmates can tell me what I did wrong this year (without me revealing my name, of course), PLEASE let me know! Thanks! |
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| What I want to be...'Luna Lovegood Edition'
By Erica Lovegood Making a decision on what you wish to be your career when you become older is a big decision. Many may have already made a decision or have an idea of what they want to do. It can range from owning his or her business to becoming an auror. Luna Lovegood, a 2nd year, has made hers. She wants to go out with her father and search for the Crumple-Horned Snorkack. The Crumple-Horned Snorkack is a creature often mentioned in The Quibbler, a newspaper owned by her father named Xenophilius Lovegood. The Crumple-Horned Snorkack is known to reside in Sweden. With this career path in mind, Luna must prepare to travel all over Sweden in hopes of discovery, proving the existence of this creature to the world and at the same time enjoying her time with her father. I hope that she will be able to do this and discover many other creatures as well. As I asked her how she feels about one day traveling with her father to Sweden to see the Crumple-Horned Snorkack she said, "I really can't wait! It's always been a dream of mine! And daddy says that we can go once I get old enough...In the meantime we're just looking out for unicorns and such." All I can say is good luck Luna, and have fun. ^_^ |
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| Top Ten Gifts for Fortunetellers
By Billy Raven 1. Crystal Ball, duh! 2. Tarot cards. 3. Runes. 4. Dice 5. Teas. 6. Tea cups. 7. Scarves. 8. Incense. 9. Soft music. 10. Open and clean palm! |
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| Top Ten New Year's Resolutions
By Ava Black 10) Get fit! 9) Learn more! 8) Make up with loved ones 7) Save money 6) get married 5) get a job 4) travel more 3) spend more family time together 2) make more money 1) Lose weight!! |
Top Ten Penshire Obsessions By Keato Abbot 1. Cookies 2. Orlando Bloom 3. Divination Class 4. Survivor China 5. Posting Wars 6. Spamming 7. Charms Class 8. Art 9. Muffins 10. Grapes |
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| The Rise of Celebrity Avatars
By Summer Levy We've always had a mix of photograph, art, and pixel avatars. However, recently, it seems that avatars made using images of celebrities have become rather popular. I didn't see this coming until my own housemates started discussing about which celebrity to use as their character's avatar. Curious, I asked them why the sudden interest in these avatars. So, it seems that the yearbook may feature the students by using celebrity avatars as a way to retain consistency from one student to another. With that in mind, I joined my housemates in the search of a suitable celebrity. Before you know it, half of us have celebrity avatars, myself included. Of course, I still adore the avatars I have from Professor Opal and Birdie. I'll still use them nonetheless, but celebrity avatars are on the rise. Who's your celebrity? |
Promissory Notes: Written Promises By Summer Levy This past Christmas, my dear cousin, Gemini Huggle of Ravenclaw, and I decided to do something different... Being the studious girls we are, we honestly did not have much time to go shopping. Even though we did make an appearance at the Shopping Trip; when others were shopping and playing in the snow, we were in our room doing our homework. Needless to say, we deeply regret that decision since we were then faced with a situation in which we did not have much time, and were giftless. Then, an idea came and saved us from our Christmas shopping trauma... So we went out and bought a pack of Friend Cheques, personalized with the Ravenclaw crest. Then Gem and I sat down, and together, we made written promises to our peers and signed each one of them. Just imagine how tired our hands were from writing so much. With promises ranging from "We solemnly swear that you are up to no good, and promise to not inform authorities of this" to persons who shall remain unnamed, to Dawlish's "We promise to give you cake", we would only like to add that these promises are effective immediately, and will only terminate if the cheque is destroyed. So, keep these cheques safe, and we'll do our best to fulfill these promises! ^_^ |
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| Top Ten Gifts for Potion Makers
Billy Raven 1. Bottles 2. Jars 3. Vilas 4. Beakers 5. Decanters 6. Glass tubes 7. Cork stoppers 8. Labels (self-adhesive) 9. Markers (permanent) 10. And all size cauldrons |
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| Top Ten Gifts for Star Readers
Billy Raven 1. Clear night sky 2. No city lights 3. Star charts 4. No moon 5. The North Star 6. The Big Dipper 7. Telescope 8. Lens cleaner 9. Lens cleaning cloth 10. Knowing where to look |
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| Ravenclaw Spammers
By Erica Lovegood For a particular group of Ravens, Spam-o-lot is where they dwell. I got bored and began assigning lines of royalty depending on how much they post. King: Lucius Malfoy Queen: Luna Lovegood Lord: Cedric Cenn F�elad Lady: Erica Lovegood Vassal : Joe Nworb Vassal : Arya Drottningu Knight :Dawlish Ledgerwood Knight: Emma Staunton Peasants and Serfs: the rest *innocent* Whether they know it or not this is where they stand�currently anyway. To my surprise, the Unofficial Queen of Games is a vassal. Also power-hungry *cough* Luc is actually king! Though he was mistaken as Queen of Games at some point�does that make Luna king? Anywho, the Lovegood cousins seem to stay on top. Maybe the next post-a-thon the orders will change but so far here are your royal Spammers of Ravenclaw. |
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| What's COMC?
By Ravenclaw COMC stands for!... Care of Magical Creatures Crazy Oreos Make Cakes Carving Old Men Carve! Cookies Often Make Candles Candles Often Move Caramel Candy Of Magic is Carving Carnivals Ought to Make Castles Count Of Monte Cristo Canadian Open Mathematics Challenge Can't Open My Cookbook Conneticut Ocean's Magic Creatures Cookies Offer Meals of Craziness! |
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| Comic Of Monster Cookies
California Opens Mean Canivals Camp On My Campsite Creative Orca's Make Colors Candy Ongoing Mountain Cave Carnavore Opal Makes Carvings Cake Over Many Cookies Crazy Oven Makes Cream Creamy Oysters Move Cleanly Cockadoodles Order Mad Cats Carnivorus Order Makes Cany Casting Omnivores Make Cream Crazy Octopus Makes Cookies Crazy Octogenarians Mould Castles ......Well, at least some of these make sense.... |
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| Pad's Reminders:
Do remember to supporting you house team during Quidditch matches if you are not on the team. It's also nice for other houses to show up! Keep an eye out for new contests! Great fun and worth points! We have entered a new year and I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday, but now is the time to buckle down and finish up your classes, the End of Term is nearing! |
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