| The Owl Gazette | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Issue 38 January 2007 F | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Top ten most disturbing things at Yule Ball on Saturday
Cassidy Smith 10. Santa visits the Ball 9. Everyone leaves Santa 8. Shal�s side of the X Factor �bet� with Professor Lockhart 7. Professor Lockhart�s chicken dance 8. Celi, Kayla, Zoey and Ron asking for presents from Santa 6. Water Fights 5. PAD�s Jelly Leg Jinx on Ron 4. PAD�s dancing charm on Kameron, Napoleon, Ava, and Zoey. 3. Water slipping off Lockhart�s hair due to the fact of too much hair gel. 2. PAD singing �Fat Bottom Girls� originally by Queen. 1. PAD singing �Girls Just Wanna Have Fun� (by Cindy Lauper) with the help of Amanda, Celi and danced to by Kameron, Napoleon, Ava, Zoey, Ron and other Staff members. |
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| Ten Best Items for Christmas: By Cauly Hauster 1. Owl 2. Regular Clothes 3. Dress Robes 4. Gift Certificate 5. Restaurant Outing 6. A Job 7. Pastry 8. Candy 9. Party 10. School Feast |
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| 5 Reasons To Want To Be In Gryffindor:
By Hermy_own Granger 1. We're home to the fabulous Professor Opal. 2. We're doing Secret Santas with fabulous gifts. 3. We're always earning tons of points. 4. We have Linda Danes and Leah Black posting tons. 5. And finally, this is home to Harry Potter. |
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| Top Ten Worst Gifts to Give to Your Head of House
By Shalamar Magoo 10. A Signed picture of yourself (Please take note Prof Lockhart) 9. A signed picture of Prof Lockhart. 8. A House Elf 7. Scratched muggle Lottery Tickets 6. A calendar marking out your birthday. 5. Fruit Cake (I�ve heard Prof Lockhart takes that as an insult) 4. Dental Floss 3. A Hippogriff. 2. A mood ring (I think you�d be able to tell when your HOH is mad at you, the scowl is a dead give away) 1. Undergarments - like socks. That�s a little too personal! |
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| Top 10 Ways To Get Active:
By:Kamron 1.Post in your Common room. 2 Join some classes. 3. Post on BB. 4. Post at least once a day. 5. Make sure to join clubs. 6. In your Common room/BB make sure you play the games. 7. Join some house clubs. 8. Make some Rpg's. 9. Make some articals. 10.Just have fun. |
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| Top 5 Reasons We Love Professor Opal
By Will Sutton 1. She is our Head of House 2. She is a great teacher. 3. She is funny 4. She is very active 5. She has a fashion sense! |
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| Reasons to go to the NEXT Yule Ball
by Linda Dainee Danes 1) it's fun 2) we play games there 3) you can watch a certain Slytherin cheating while playing 4) there are too many Slytherins there, so I hope you are NOT a Slytherin 5) because it's fun to get to know new people 6) Professors come along, too 7) because they start singing 8) and make bets 9) and lose *cough*Lockhart*cough* 10) you can see them cry because they lost *cough*Lockhart*cough* 11) PAD comes along 12) she starts dancing 13) ON THE TABLE!!!! 14) you can see students who dance 15) because of PAD's dancing charm XD 16) and because she makes them sing 17) while she's singing, too 18) two songs? :P 19) because Lockhart sings 20) and because he rather shouldn't 21) Santa comes along 22) you get presents 23) or not 24) because you hardly get the chance to meet so many wonderful people at once 25) because the Prefects are the best � no matter what they do |
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| Top Ten Reasons why Zoey is Weird.
By:Kamron 1.I was told she bites. 2.She has this crazy evil look in her eyes. 3.She has worshipers that do all her work. 4.Prof.Lockhart looks like he is scared of her. 5.She eats cookies. 6.She has a life besides Pads (Is that weird or what.) 7.She eats ketchup on everything. 8.She doesnt even like Mustard. 9.She was eating Popcorn with Mustard. 10.She doesnt like Cheese. |
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| Why we love Hyde � and why not
By MoD 1. he has Pocky 2. we want Pocky 3. he shares Pocky - or not 4. we love his 'Lair' on the BB 5. but not the fact that he won't allow his Club to redecorate it 6. or to have sleepovers there while he is gone 7. because he is gone 8. and because he will come back 9. because it takes too long for him to return to his Fans 10. because he has a Fan Club 11. and because Professor Lockhart is jealous 12. because his hair looks great 13. and because he isn't afraid to show it 14. for his artistic skills 15. and because we hope that he'll draw us one day 16. because we know that he won't 17. for his narcissism 18. because he doesn't like it to be called 'Professor' 19. because he has been a Slytherin 20. he is Hyde after all � that's enough |
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| Top 10 things to give your Dog for Christmas
By Mortimer Brewster 1. Left overs from dinner 2. A baby with chocolate on its face 3. A kid that drops food 4. A boy to throw sticks or balls 5. A cat to chase up a tree 6. A squirrel to bark at 7. A stranger to bite 8. A bag of treats 9. A chew toy 10. A doggy door |
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| Top 10 Favourite Disney Movies
By A.W.D. 1. The Lion King 2. Beauty and the Beast 3. Aladdin 4. Pocahontas 5. Lady and the Tramp 6. Mulan 7. The Little Mermaid 8. Snow White & The Seven Dwarves 9. The Swan Princess 10. Bambi |
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| 5 Reasons To Be at PAD's
By Hermy_own Granger 1. We've got the wonderful PAD for headmistress. 2. We're always active. 3. We've got a shopping trip going on. (So much fun!) 4. We're home to many wonderful Professors. 5. AND we've go the best smilies in history! |
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| Gryffindor's Top 5 Favorite Pieces of Apparel
By Will Sutton 1. Quidditch Robes 2. Tuxedos & Dresses 3. Muggle clothing 4. School Robes 5. Costumes |
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| 10 Reasons Why Pads is the best.
By:Kamron 1.Its about Harry Potter. 2.The many classes are all fun. 3.The shops are perfect. 4.The students are great. 5.Teachers are the best of the best. 6.The way the site looks is just so cool. 7.Opal's avi's are to die for. 8.The contests are wicked. 9.Pad is just the greatest person on earth. 10.Kamron is the best person there.( Ha i had to say it.) |
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| Why Kitty Kitona is the Best Student Ever
By Kiley Blaire 1. She�s a sweetheart 2. Slytherin�duh 3. Her and Renzo are so cute together 4. She�s friendly 5. And funny 6. She introduced her friend to PADs 7. She helps Kiley write articles 8. She�s got a kitchen 9. And a bed in the best dorm in Slytherin 10. She claimed Sera as a sister |
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| 5 Reasons why it's important to follow the advice of a Prefect
By MoD 1. it's the Prefect talking to you � you are supposed to follow the Queen 2. you are NOT a Prefect 3. because you want to become the Prefect someday to be able to make the students of your house to follow YOUR instructions (and to rule the world) 4. you are afraid of the Prefect to rule the world and know that you can't do anything about it 5. the Prefect talking to you is Zoey Taylor |
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| Ten Things to Buy a Crafty Crane
By Shalamar Magoo 10. Parchment, they do like to write a lot. 9. Art Supplies 8. Books 7. Recipes for making loads of scones 6. Popcorn 5. Pocky 4. Paintings. 3. Party Food 2. Radish Earrings (they are going to come into fashion you know!) 1. A jumper - most of them hate to be cold! |
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| Top 10 Favourite Real Life Movies
B A.W.D 1. Harry Potter (all movies, obviously!) 2. Lord of the Rings (all) 3. A Walk to Remember 4. Finding Neverland 5. Just Like Heaven 6. Step Up 7. Eragon 8. What A Girl Wants 9. Pirates of the Caribbean 10. National Treasure |
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| Top 5 Gryffindor Christmas Decorations
By Will Sutton 1. Christmas Trees 2. Wreaths 3. Red and Gold ornaments xP 4. Non-abominable Snowmen 5. Professor Snape ornaments |
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| Weird food combos.
By:Kamron 1.Mirical whip on peas 2.Vinegar on mac and Cheese 3.Cheese dip'ed in Mustard. 4.Popcorn with Mustard. 5.BBQ sauce on mashed potatoes. 6.1000 island dressing on mashed potatoes. 7.Cereal with water and not milk. 8.French fries dip'ed in ice cream. 9.Cheese on green beans. 10.Honey and bacon sandwiches. Please dont try this at home. |
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| 10 reasons why Kamron is the best
By: Kamron 1.He just is. 2.He is the best when it comes to posting 3.I think he has had like 10 Pads girlfriends 4.His avi is so lovely 5.Well hes just so cute 6.I once saw him healing an injured bird. 7.He's nice to everyone 8.I hear he was going to give up playing Quiddich to let someone else play. 9. He so great 10.I just think he's the best |
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| Top Ten Things to Say about That Christmas Gift You Don�t Like
By Shalamar Magoo 10. Hey! Now there�s a gift! 9. Well, well, well�~*wonders if the hippogriff would like this for its bed* 8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would�ve fit, but I�m sure Dobby would like some new clothes. 7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement, or when in detention. 6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires and a few pyromaniacs in my school. Honest. 5. If the dog buries it, I�ll be furious! But, he buried Aunt Tessy last week, so there is a 90% he will. 4. I love it - but I fear the jealousy it will inspire and that�s not a good thing to inspire when in school with a few gnomes on the grounds. 3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Witches Witness Protection Program over the You-Know-What incident. 2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity, there are a lot of witches in St. Mungo�s that would really appreciate this more than me. 1. I really don�t deserve this. Really. |
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| Why Jenii Chang is the Best Student Ever
By Kiley Blaire and Kitty Kitona 1. Her nickname is Chase 2. She�s a Slytherin 3. She�s in Band 4. And Drama 5. AND Choir 6. She dorms with the coolest people in Slytherin 7. She keeps the Slytherin duelers in line 8. Her name has two i�s 9. She�s a mentor 10. She�s Jenii |
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