10. A stuffed crane.
9. Pictures of Orlando - especially to our HOH
8. House points
7. art supplies
6. quill and parchment
5. books
4. sugar quills
3. Anything Harry Potter
2. MSN
1. POCKY
By Kiley Blaire
1. Kiley Blaire
2. Everybody else
3. Craziness
4. Family
5. Attitude
6. Mischief-Making
7. Fun
8. Money
9. Power
10. Fame
By Kiley Blaire
1. Eltanin...with a bow
2. A week without Sera
3. More RP's about Professor Snape in the shower
4. More parties
5. Draco...also with a bow
6. CHOCOLATE!
7. Books...lots and lots of books
8. A one-way ticket out of Muggle high school
9. Meat...no tofu for me!
10. A vacation in St. Croix
By Kiley Blaire
1. A date with Prof. Snape
2. Being a PADS teacher
3. Her fellow Slytherins
4. Having Kiley as a friend
5. Earning points
By Kiley Blaire
1. She�ll use her power to coerce Prof. Snape into marrying her
2. When that doesn�t work, she�ll make a love potion
3. And when THAT doesn�t work, she�ll get her minions to capture him and FORCE him into marriage
4. She�ll be teaching at PADS
5. Her Slytherin friends will be vying for her position
6. And she�ll be trying to hold them off, even though they�re her FRIENDS
7. She�ll spend more time hanging up shirtless pictures of Snape to make any important decisions
8. Of course by this time, she�ll have taken all those pictures herself, which is less time spent ruling
9. She won�t care if the world is dying as long as her Slytherins are still alive
10. She�s Sera�what do you expect?
By Kiley Blaire
Here�s a quick guide to figuring out if you�re an Eltanin lover or not!
1. You have purple hair.
2. You're the prettiest girl in Slytherin.
3. You're also the smartest.
4. The only person you danced with at the Halloween dance was Guy of Gisborne.
5. The only person Guy of Gisborne danced with was you.
6. You are full of wit and sarcasm.
7. You're the best writer in Slytherin.
8. You enjoy giving people nicknames.
9. You went to the dance as Elizabeth Bathory.
10. Your name is Kiley Blaire.
If you have ANY of these symptoms, please contact Kiley Blaire in Slytherin immediately for your tort�er�treatment.
By: Zoey Taylor
1. Tell him he�s always wrong.
2. ACCIDENTLY delete his PM�s that he sends you� twice.
3. Change his siggy around all the time.
4. Call him Won-Won
5. Offer a date with him as a prize for winning competitions within the house.
6. Sing �Ciria and Won-Won sitting in a tree s-n-o-g-g-i-n-g�.�
7. Argue him until he�s speechless.
8. Threaten to hex him at least every other day.
9. Convince your HOH to give him more prefect duties.
10. Write top ten articles on how to annoy your co-prefects.
By Kiley Blaire
1. Write articles
2. Cause mischief
3. Redecorate
4. Make fun of them
5. Cause more mischief
6. Plot against them
7. Do their jobs FOR them
8. Dance with their favorite Professor
9. Earn a bazillion points
10. Cause MORE mischief
By Kiley Blaire
1. Kiley has long, beautiful hair
2. And lovely violet eyes
3. And smooth, wonderfully tanned skin
4. And a great fashion sense
5. She writes better articles than Sera
6. She writes MORE articles than Sera
7. She is more sarcastic
8. Not to mention wittier
9. She�s more intelligent
10. She will eventually take Sera�s place as prefect!
By Roxanne Whitez
1. Christmas Tree
2. Candy Canes
3. Food
4. Reindeer Statues, Christmas Gnomes
5. Bright, decorative lights
6. Red Santa clothing
7. Mistletoe here and there
8. Beautifully wrapped presents [or not]
9. Students shopping like crazy
10. Wide, cheerful smiles
By Kiley Blaire
1. Seraphina Rosehill
2. Seraphina Rosehill
3. Seraphina Rosehill
4. Seraphina Rosehill
5. Seraphina Rosehill
Saya Erikson
10 Sugar Quills
9 Toe Socks
8 stuffed Animals
7 Gloves
6 Sugar Quills
5 Jewelry
4 Sweets
3 Clothes!
2 Sugar Quills
1. Anything from Xion!
By Kiley Blaire and Kitty Kitona
1. She always has an opportunity to steal some if she runs out
2. His hair is always soft and shiny
3. Not to mention it has just the right volume
4. Everyone knows Sera wants to be just like Lockhart
5. She actually wants to be a blonde
6. It always smells so good
7. And we wonder how she knows this!
8. She plans to replace him when he retires, so she doesn�t want to let down his fans!
9. They�re brand name, so of course she uses them!
10. She�s trying to make Prof. Snape jealous
Saya Erikson
10. The Tree
9. Egg Nog
8. Christmas Cookies [Or scones if you are a Slytherin!]
7. Christmas Socks
6. Christmas Cards
5. Stockings
4. Presents
3. Christmas Carols
2. Mistletoe
1. Snow
by House of Ravenclaw
1. Owls
2. Hippogriffs
3. Unicorns
4. Black Cats
5. Merpeople
6. Sphinx
7. Phoenix
8. Faeries
9. Pygmy Puff
10. Dragons
By: Saya Erikson
10. Snow Forts
9. Snow Angels
8. Snowmen
7. Snow Cream
6. Sledding
5. Snow Parties
4. Putting snow down someone's back.
3. Skiing or Snowboarding
2. Snowball fights
1. Throwing snow at your favorite purple, red, and snake headed Slytherins!
By Kiley Blaire
1. Because it�s HYDE
2. We have our own song
3. AND our own outfits
4. We feed Hyde pocky
5. And learn Japanese
6. It�s in the Room of Requirement
7. Hyde pretends to be annoyed by it
8. Even though we all know he loves the attention
9. There�s lots of Hyde-poking
10. And it�s run by Kitty and I�what�s not to love?
Saya Erikson
10. Egg Nog
9. Christmas Sugar Cookies
8. Ginger Bread
7. Bread Pudding
6. Christmas Ham
5. Hot Apple Cider
4. Smore cookies.
3. Sweet Potato Casserole
2. Fruit Cake
1. Hot Cocoa with Whipped Cream and Marshmallows
by: Jenii Chang
1) Anything green, silver, or both! (We're not picky...)
2) Anything with snakes! (Or to do with snakes.)
3) Posters of Malfoy, Snape, or Johnny Depp (We'll accept any hot guy really!)
4) A Gryffin head served on a platter. (Badger head would work fine too!)
5) Trophy Shiner (Even if Snapie won't put down the trophies he can shine them.)
6) New Trophy Stands (If Professor Snape ever puts them down.)
7) A new rule passed to allow student/professor mariages! (This ones for Sera.)
8) A second hour glass for when we fill our first one! (This will happen soon! We may need this one before Christmas.)
9) A "most students transfered into this house" award.
10) Some venom remover for when Junk's snakes bite. (She's kept them controlled thus far but you never know...)
By Kiley Blaire
1. Because they�re Snapie�s!
2. They get stuff done�sometimes
3. They force us to!
4. Sera understands our sarcastic jokes
5. Kayla is our Lucky charm
6. AND she caught the Snitch!
7. Junk doesn�t let her snakes bite us
8. They put up with us
9. Because they have to
10. Slytherin would be lost without them!
By MoD
1) his long swinging black cloak smelling like his potions
2) his greasy hair
3) the way he looks at his students in class
4) his pale skin tone and the fact that his office is in the Dungeons
5) his very own lovely way to take away one's wand in class
6) him being no celebrity and therefore not being celebrated
7) the way he talks to students NOT being a Slytherin
8) him being the most popular Professor at Hogwarts
9) his great sense of humor
10) his opportunistic reasons for giving detention
By MoD
1) The cheering of the crowd makes you deaf.
2) Watching the players passing around the Quaffle makes you dizzy.
3) To cure your sickness from seeing blood.
4) To observe the other teams.
5) To not miss Prof. Lockhart�s try to fix a broken arm.
6) To watch the Snitch during the whole match and wondering why the heck the Seekers can�t spot it.
7) Seeing live how a certain Professor *cough*Yalva Pendragon*cough* is falling over the railing.
By Kiley Blaire and Kitty Kitona
1. Her obsession for Prof. Snape
2. Her (Gryffindor) red hair
3. Her green eyes
4. Being Prefect
5. Adopting a little sister (named Kitty)
6. Being in Slytherin
7. Christmas (because it matches)
8. Leaving Gryffindor
9. Sharing a dorm with Kiley
10. Bastien
By Kiley Blaire (with help from Seraphina Rosehill)
1. So she can chase after Snape
2. So Snape can stop running
3. She cares about the students
4. Especially Slytherins
5. She�s already grading papers
6. And keeping track of points
7. She�s a great Prefect
8. She�s always around when you need help
9. All the Slytherins are rooting for her!
10. And really, what would PADs be like without her?
By Megan Miller
1. The warm feeling inside when you give instead of receive.
2. Buying presents for the less fortunate through the church.
3. Being with family.
4. Buying presents for loved ones.
5. The happy, joyful faces of loved ones as they open their presents.
6. Decorating the Christmas Tree
7. Putting up Christmas lights.
8. The smell of cooking food.
9. Sitting by the fire on the cold winter nights.
10. Drinking hot chocolate/hot apple cider
11. The snow and how it makes the world look like a winter wonderland.
12. Getting presents.
13. Baby's First Christmas (in the case of Jessica's son)
by House of Ravenclaw
1. "Cool smiley"
2. "Happy smiley"
3. "Whistle smiley"
4. "Hyper smiley"
5. "Dance smiley"
6. "Wizard smiley"
7. "Rolleyes smiley"
8. "Wacko smiley"
9. "Ninja smiley"
10. "Blinking smiley"
By Kiley Blaire
1. Eltanin would still be a wallflower
2. There would be NO purple in the dungeons, and everyone loves purple
3. Sera would have no one to give article ideas to
4. Lorena would be lost without her telepath buddy
5. All the newbies wouldn�t know what to do
6. No one would have nicknames!
7. Linda wouldn�t be an honorary Slytherin
8. Hyde wouldn�t have a fan club
9. The Slytherin Quidditch team would be LOSING
10. There wouldn�t be any hilarious articles like this one!
by House of Ravenclaw
1. Sugar Quills
2. Chocolate Frogs
3. Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans
4. Fizzing Whizbees
5. Lemon Drops
6. Chocolate
7. Canary Creams
8. Pepper Imps
9. Licorice Wands
10. Blood Pops
Jess Dark Wing
1. Posters/pics of smexy guys.
2. An awsome Slytherin signature that must have our HOH as a feature.
3. Both cups at the end of term!
4. The Slytherin Christmas Edition of a certain magazine.
5. More RP's about Snape in the shower.
6. Excellent grades for all of her subjects.
7. Sleep/
8. The complete HP set of both books and DVD's.
9. Infinite riches.
10. Telekinesis and/or the ability to set things on fire by merely glaring at them.
Beonca Aims
1.) A CD of famous waltzes.
2.) A case of empty potion bottles.
3.) One dozen eye-of-newts.
4.) Mandrake seeds.
5.) Big fat rats for Hemlock.
6.) Brass polish for the Cups.
7.) Patients for 1st year Hufflepuffs.
8.) One large black golf umbrella.
9.) Dark green scarf and glove set.
10.) Unlimited supplies of scones.