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Sunday July 2, 2000 EVENT: OWF PPV Summer Assult BROADCAST: Pay Per View. 2000 All Rights Resurved. LOCATION: American West Arena, Phoenix, AZ COMMENTATORS: Nick Burst, Smokey Greene, & Bobby Shavonie |
(The scene begins in the sold out American West Arena in Phoenix, Arizona. Hundreds of different colored signs are all over the place, most putting down the N5H and cheering on the BMF. The picture goes down the aisle as fans lean over the railing trying to get on TV. On the sides of the OWF-Tron above the ramp way, flame structures are built up representing Summer Assult. The scene then fades to the announcers booth where Bobby Shavonie and Smokey Greene are sitting with the fans behind them going balistic.)
Shavonie - Hello OWF fans, and welcome to Summer Assult, exclusively on Pay-Per-View! We have one helluva on an event set up for you tonight, since no one can put on a show like the OWF.
Greene - Yeah, not even the FWF.
Shavonie - Ha, they don't stand a chance Smokey!
Greene - Well their porn movies aren't bad that they put on Pay-Per-View.
Shavonie - What?! FWF does those pornos!?!
Greene - Yeah, that's the only way they can attract viewers to that hell hole.
Shavonie - Yeah, good thinking Smokey. Well folks, let's get straight to action with the first blood match between Dynamic Dynamite and Adam Scott.
Ring Announcer - Coming down first at this time, ADAM SCOOOOTT!!
(Toll bells ring over the PA system as the lights drim druids walk out from the back. They line up and down the aisle and also around the ring. They hold their poles that burn on fire up in the air towards the same points just then A lightning bolt hits the ring and Murder Murder blares over the PA system a man with his head bowed looks at the centre of the ring he stands there with a baseball bat in one hand which is covered in a glove with weird scripture written all over it so does the bat. He wears a black muscle shirt, a pair of black trousers with Adam on one side and Scott on the other. On his black boots he has lightning on one side and his face fading away on the other.)
Ring Announcer - And his opponent, DYNAMIC DYYYYNAMITE!!
("American Badass" by KidRock starts to play over the pa and you can see spotlights run to the top of the entrance way. All of a sudden "Double D" Dynamic Dynamite appears at the entrance with his bodyguard OG Thug and his valet Jenna Jameson. The fans begin to boo as they realize who it is, and you see all three walk towards the ring. As Dynamic is on his way down he starts to grab a fans sign but is grabbed by Jenna, and she pushes him to the ring. Dynamic then gets inside of the ring as do the other two, and you see Dynamic stare into the camera and at the fans as fireworks go off. He then awaits his opponent.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
Both men start to exchange left and rights, as Dynamic goes to throw a right hook Adam grabs Dynamic by his arm and tosses him into the ropes, Dynamite bounces off the ropes, leapfrog by Adam, Dynamic bounces off a again and runs straight into a big boot by Adam "Shamrock" Scott. Adam lifts up Dynamic by the head, Lowblow by Dynamite that cause Adam to crumble to his knees holding his groin. Dynamite runs to the ropes, he bounces off snap dropkick to the back of the head to Adam causing him to go down. Dynamic slaps on a camel clutch from behind, Adam begins to smile along with Dynamic. Adam seems to rise to his feet with Dynamic on his back, Adam rushes to the corner and crushes him in a heap. Adam turns around and splashes Dynamite in the corner. Adam slides out of the ring and sorts out a few things he pulls out two tables, a trash can full of goodies and a chair, he sets the tables up on top of each other, and throws the rest into the ring. Adam slides in after the gear but is met with the trashcan lid to the face, Adam stumbles back a bit but shakes it off, he pulls out a led pipe and attacks Dynamic the pipe and the trashcan meet. Adam fakes for the head but takes Dynamics legs out. Dynamic lets out a scream that would send shivers down your spine. Adam lifts up our friend Dynamite, Adam turns around with a 360 discuss punch with a chain around his fist. Dynamite hits the ground in a heap. Adam stomps the bacl of his head. Adam walks over to the corner of the ring and grabs the steel chair. Adam sets it up in the middle and picks up Dynamic, Adam sends him into the ropes ... drop toe hold into the chair. Adam grabs dynamite and takes him to the top. Adam jumps off the top ETERNAL DAMNATION the camera watches them in almost slow motion as they glide off the top through the two tables, Adam's trench coat floats behind them in the air still intact. Adam gets Dynamic by the hair and throws him into the ring. Adam instead of sliding in grabs his baseball bat next to his other gear, Adam slides in and looks at Dynamic Adam shrugs his shoulders and picks Dynamite by the hair. Adam smashes the bat across the nose of Dynamic breaking it as blood splatters everywhere.
Ring Announcer - And the winner, ADAM SCOOOOOOOTT!!!
Shavonie - Wow Smokey, Adam Scott is en fuago!
Greene - What the fuck did you call me?
Shavonie - Oh man, I said he's on fire.
Greene - No, you said something about on a fag or something.
Shavonie - Nevermind.. Let's get to the Fatal 4-Way Evening Gown match!
Greene - Alright! Puppies! and Kittens.
(Greene starts to whisle.)
Greene - Hey Kitty! Kitty!
Shavonie - Greene they are not even out yet and your already going at it. I need to get you replaced.
(Greene is up on his feet looking for the ladies. He barely listens to Shavonie..)
Greene - Yeah, Yeah, Whatever.
Ring Announcer - Coming down first to the ring in this Fatal 4 - Way Evening Gown match for the Women's Title, the sexy the sizzling SAMANTHA!!
PA System - It's Time, It's Time, It's SEXY time.
(Suddenly the lights flicker and Samantha's music plays out loud... She comes out as he stands out in front of the titan tron as she raises her arms and blows kisses to the fans... She then makes her way down to the ring as she struts all the way... Samantha is wearing a white sports bra and red tight shorts... She gets to the ring and she climbs up the stairs and enters under the second rope... She then stands in the middle of the ring as she taunts the fans by blowing kisses once again.. She then sits on the middle turnbuckle in the ring as the men just stare at her.)
Ring Announcer - Now coming down to the ring in this Fatal 4 - Way Evening Gown match for the Women's Title, KIESHA!!
PA System - If at First Ya Don't Succeed Let Your Self Off and Try Again
(Kiesha comes down the ring and Icecold follows behind her. She looks to her left and right and then does a little dance to the beat of her theme song. Icecold catches up and slides into the ring. He then holds the ropes as she climbs up the stairway. She enters the ring as Icecold slides back out and walks back up the ramp.)
Ring Announcer - The third contender of this Fatal 4 - Way Evening Gown match for the Women's Title, KACIE!! S
(Kacie walks out to the ramp all confident. She walks really sexy down the ramp and gets into the ring.)
Ring Announcer - And finally the Women's Champion, JENNIFER!!
(Da Baddest Bitch comes on as the pyro goes everywhere..and the fans are going wild as she walks down with SinCee...And the fans are pumped and she gets in the ring and SinCee walks back up the ramp and she stands there and the fans are going crazy and she walks to her corner.....)
Shavonie - There you go. All four of the women in the ring. You happy now Greene?
(Greene is up on his feet land and looking at the ladies. He isn't listening to Shavonie.)
Greene - PUPPIES! PUPPIES! PUPPIES!
Shavonie - Ahhh never mind. Let's get to this match.
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
Kiesha runs striaght at the first women in her sight. She runs at Samantha and she clotheslines her down to the mat. Kacie and Jennifer watch and then turn to each other. They both have a determined look in their eyes. They run at each other and lock-up. Kacie knees Jennifer in the gut and she falls to the mat. Kacie attemps a leg drop but Jennifer rolls out of the way and out of the ring. On the other side of the ring Samantha is just getting up. Kiesha helps her by pulling her up by the hair. Kiesha brings Samantha eye-to-eye and lays her out with a fist to the face. As Samantha is getting up gain she grabs Kiesha's legs and does a spring motion throwing Kiesha over her and into the ropes. Kacie jumps out of the ring and is after Jennifer. Jennifer starts to run away up the ramp as Kacie follows. As Kacie grabs her Jennifer turns around with an elbow to chest. Jennifer then kicks Kacie down. In the ring Kiesha is just getting up and Samantha kicks her down again onto the ropes. Kiesha's head and arms are resting on the ropes. Samantha backs up and runs at Kiesha. She jumps on her back and starts bouching up and down on the ropes.
Greene -Oh yeah!
By now Jennifer has dragged Kacie back to the ring. She starts to pull of Kacie's Gown but as she gets half way down Kacie comes to and pulls Jennier's Gown down half way. They both have to gowns only covering their butts. Jennifer throws Kacie into the ring. Samantha stops bouncing on Kiesha and stats to pull her gown off. One of the two straps break on her gown and Kiesha flips. She reaches behind herself and grabs Samantha. She throws her into the tuenbuckle and starts pulling on her gown. Samantha tries to stop Kiesha but Kiesha is on a tear. It rips of the full way and Samantha is eliminated. Feeling too exposed she covers what she can with her hands and runs backstage. Kiesha turns around to see Kacie and Jennifer locked up and and their gowns both halfway down. Kiesha takes advantage of this and grabs Jennifer's Gown and pulls it off all the way. Jennifer is now eliminated but she is not finished. She starts to run at Kiesha but Kiesha gives her a European Upercut and spins heraround right into Kacie. Kacie backs off a bit but Jennifer grabs her gown and pulls it off the rest of the way.
Ring Announcer - And the winner of this match up and........NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION, KIESHA!!!!!!
(Kiesha is handed the womens title. She holds it up high and the fans cheer for her. Jennifer and Kacie head back to the dressing room blaming each other for the lose. Kiesha soon follows backstage as she celebrates..)
Greene -WOW! I think that is the best match so far tonight. A definate show stealer.
Shavonie - You just liked it Greene because if the women.
Greene - Oh okay gay man. I guess you don't like women.
Shavonie - I like women but obviously not as much as you. When will you learn?
Greene - Ahhhhh.....shut up! I need to use the bathroom.
Shavonie - Ok and what would that be for? Heh!
Greene - No it's not what your thinking. I just.....I just have something in my eye that's all. You know it's not that important. I'll stay.
(Shavonie shakes his head.)
Shavonie - Well whatever Greene...
(Just then, "Wanted Dead or Alive" begins to play, as Nick Burst walks out onto the ramp, with an officer following close behind himhim by the ring announcerand smiles and Greene gives him a nasty lookstands next to Burst as he puts on his head phones. He makes his way to the booth, as he shakes hands with a few of the fans. He takes a seat in a chair giving to , and sits next to Bobby Shavonie, who is now between Burst and Greene. Bobby looks at Burst . The bald officer in uniform, who looks like Bull Buchanan from the WWF!.)
Shavonie - Nicky boy! You're back!
Burst - Nicky boy? Don't get gay on me Bobby.
Greene - Yeah, really, you should know he would like it too much.
Shavonie - Children, children...
Greene - Oh shut the fuck up Bobby.
Shavonie - Make me!
(Greene stands to his feet, but the officer reaches over to Smokey and sits him back down.)
Greene - What the fuck is your problem baldy, keep your hands to yourself!
Burst - He's my shapperoan, I'm on a thirty day probabation, he has to follow me everywhere.
Greene - Hahaha! Does he watch you sit on the crapper too?
Burst - Funny Smokey, just hilarious.
Greene - Take that as a yes! Ha ha!
Officer (Bubba) - You best watch yourself Mister Greene.
Greene - Oh bite me.
Burst - He will if you really want him to.
Shavonie - Enough gossip guys, let's get to our next match!
Ring Announcer - The next match up will be for HardCore Title Contention. Coming down first at this time, MIIISTA MOOO!
(The music hits, Mista Mo slowly swaggers out of the back and extends his arms in the air, after, he walks to the ring, rolls underneath ropes, runs to turnbuckle, climbs to the top and extends his arms in a D-Lo Brown - esque style, then climbs down.)
Ring Announcer - And his opponent, AMARUUU!
(Sober starts, as Amaru comes out from behind the curtains and walks slowly down to the ring, he flips off the camera a couple of times and gets in the ring and sits on a turn buckle)
Greene - Y'know Nick, you just missed the puppies!
Burst - I was wondering what all the white shit was on your pants, thought you spilt some milk or something....
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
Mista Mo leans hunched over as the bell sounds.. Amaru slowly approaches and Mo quickly leans up and chunks a music CD and nails Amaru in the forehead with it. Amaru feels his forehead and gives Mo an odd look.. Suddenly Mo begins slinging them right and left at high speeds cutting into the skin of Amaru.
Shavonie - Hey what the hell is he doing those are good cd's!
Greene - What cd's are they?
Shavonie - Thats the best of Garth Brooks collection! I have those at home!
(Smokey Greene sits puzzled.. With an odd look in his eyes he continues to speak.)
Greene - You know somebody should beat your ass just for saying that Bobby!
Shavonie - I like that kinda music. Why do you think he would throw those?
Greene - Because maybe.. they suck! I would throw the sons of bitches away too.
Burst - Greene what do you like, Britney Spears?
Greene - Yeah, I'd like to fu..
Shavonie - Easy tiger..
Burst - Don't be gay Bobby, it's a rule.
Greene - Well then maybe you should stop.
Burst - Fuck you Smokey, go back to the KWF or whatever the damn place is that fired your ass...
Mo finally runs out of CDs to throw so he looks around the ring, he slides out then looks under the ring where he spots a pair of needle nose plyers, he slides back into the ring and chunks them at Amaru and hits him in the nose with them. Amaru looks dazed and Mo takes advantage.. He runs right at Amaru and plants him with a sidekick, as soon as Amaru falls Mo drops his leg across Amarus throat then stands again, he takes to the ropes and delivers a running falling head butt to the midsection of Amaru. He stands and tosses Amaru out of the ring then slides out after him. He kicks Amaru in the stomach several times then lets him lay. He looks to the enterance ramp and waves.. Suddenly a large rumble is heard, a toe truck with a hook rolls down the ramp and the driver steps out. Mo hops in the truck and lower the hook onto the ramp. The trucker hooks the hook into the ramp and singals a thumbs up to Mo.. Mo pulls towards dragging half the ramp across the arena floor. He backs up and over Amaru, with the sound of metal dragging over the cement floors in which is dangerous to the ears he then lowers one side of the ramp on Amarus chest, then releases the ramp as it lands all its weight on Amaru. He slides out of the truck and climbs on the ramp and stands as the ref counts.. 1...2...3... Mo simply smiles to the crowd then walks away leaving Amaru and the ramp out of place. The camera fades into the commentary table as the OWF ring crew runs down half the ramp then climbs down the rest of the way from the drop off.
Ring Announcer - And you winner, MIIIIIISTA MOOOO!
Shavonie - Well Mista Mo looks like he will get a HardCore Title shot sometime soon after that victory.
Greene - Only question is, who will beat his ass, Lockdown, Silkk, or Mad Dog?
Shavonie - We'll have to see about that... Well fans, the BMF/N5H rivalry will continue on here in this next matchup, involving a BMF member versus a N5H member in an I Quit match. Let's get to it.
Ring Announcer - Coming down first, from the Bad Mutha FuKas, JAAASON SENSAAATION!!
(Suddenly the lights go out and the arena is pitch black. An eerie voice is heard over the P.A. system as the fans scramble back to their seats tripping over steps and other objects. They all listen contently on the edge of their seats...)
Eerie Voice: Spinning complacently in the darkness, covered and blinded by a blanket of little lives, false security has lulled the madness of this world into a slumber. WAKE UP!! An eye is upon you, staring straight down and keenly through, seeing all that you are and everything that you can never be. Yes, and eye is upon you, and eye ready to blink.
Eerie Voice: So face forward, with arms wide open and mind reeling. Your future has arrived...are you ready to go?
(The eerie voice fades and a huge explosion shoots from the entranceway as "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 blasts throughout the arena. The lights flash back on and a man wearing a black trench coat, tights with the words "Innovator of Injury" on them, and a t-shirt, stands at the top of the rampway. He walks to the ring avoiding the outstretched hands of the fans. As he reaches the ring he does a baseball slide to the inside. He stands in the middle of the ring and thrusts his arms out to his side, parallel with his shoulders as the fans erupt.)
Ring Announcer - And his opponent, New Five Horsemen member, OOOOOOMEGA!!
PA System - When You Lying Down Asking Why Your Life Is Through, Look Up With That One Good Eye Bitch..I Did This To You.
(The Rest of "Blood Pressure" by Jadakiss blasts loudly over the pa as Omega comes out from the back and stands at the entranceway looking out with both his hands forming an X near his stomach. He confidently walks to the ring and then climbs on the ring apron. He looks around for a second and then climbs to the top turnbuckle and then takes a seat there as he awaits his match to begin.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
Both men exit the ring as soon as they enter but leaving opposite diretions. Sensation turns the corner of the ring and looks from his oppenent.. But Omega is no where to be found. Suddenly from behind Sensation is knocked down with a running lariet from behind! Omega stands Sensation up and sends him hard against the guard rail, his back pops as he hits and Omega runs in for a splash, Sensation ducks and flips Omega over his back in a back body drop over the guard rail into the fans. Sensation grabs him by the head and pulls Omega up and over the railing, then lays him on the cement. Sensation drills the heal of hit boot into Omegas forehead then grabs a mic from the referee... He places it to Omegas face, but Omega remains speachless. Sensation picks him up and hooks his neck.. He lifts him high into the air in a vertical stance and runs him legs first into the corner post from the outside. Sensation drops Omega face first on the plastic mats outside the ring, he looks down and moves Omega's legs slightly then rolls the plastic around Omega, then rolls Omega's body up tight so he can no longer move in a burrito type package in the thick plastic. Sensation then struggles at first but lifts Omega's now wrapped body then carries Omega up the ramp. He stops at the top then slowly begins to climb the OWF-tron with Omega still wrapped in the plastic in his arms. He reaches a small platform 15 foot above the ramp, he lets Omega down and holds the roll next to the edge and places his hands in good pushing positions on Omega, he pulls a mic from his back pocket as he looks out high over the fans and places it to Omegas mouth..
Sensation - Say it or I'll roll your ass right off here!
Omega - Fine! I quit!
Sensation - What? Say it louder!
Omega - I QUIT!
Sensation - One more time..
Omega - I Fucking Quit!
Sensation - Close enough!
A look of satisfaction comes over the face of Jason Sensation. He turns to leave then purposally kicks the Omega over the edge.. The plastic with Omega fall high from the enterance way then hit the ramp with a thump. Omega rolls down the ramp until the plastic unrolls from him and parametics quickly attend him as the scene cuts back to the commentary table.
Shavonie - Well fans, looks like the good ole BMF pulled out the victory in that one.
Greene - All luck Bobbo.
Shavonie - Please don't call me that. It's now time for possibly Nick and Smokey's here favorite match, the BIKINI CONTEST!
Greene - Woo hoo!
Burst - At least I didn't miss this...
(The scene goes to the back, where you see Silvia from behind leaving her lockerroom where Kozmo is still located.)
Greene - Well I've always been a great fan of Kozmo's but not as much as I am now! Damn do I wish I was him.
Burst - Ditto there.
Shavonie - Well, I hate Kozmo, but I'd have to agree with you both on that one. I just wanna know who this mystey chick is.
Burst - She's gotta be a hottie if she's so confident to take on Silvia!
Greene - Good point! Let's get to it!
Ring Announcer - First contestant in the biniki contest is, "Sizzlin' Sexy" SIIIIILVIA!
PA System - Don't Hate Me Cuz I'm Sexy, Hate Me Cuz I'm Sexier Than You'll Ever Dream To Be!
("Too Sexy" plays as Silvia walks out now accompanied by Kozmo. She has a blanket covering herself up from what she's wearing as Kozmo holds the ropes open for her, and she gets in.)
Ring Announcer - And her opponent in the contest... *confused mannor* "The Hungry Hermaperdite" FATPIRO...
PA System - Eat.. Eat.. Eat.. Eat..
("Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot plays, as Fatpiro runs down the ramp in the nude!!! She is about 7 foot tall, 600 some pounds, with each sex's reproductive parts... She runs into the ring, as Kozmo stands in front of Silvia, keeping distance from Fatpiro.)
Greene - I thought you told you mom not to come to the events, Bobby! NASTY!
Shavonie - Oh shut up man!
Burst - Greene, what you smoking, that's your wife out there!
Greene - I know, Silvia.
Shavonie - In your dreams.
Greene - I know.
Burst - I hope Kozmo hears this so he beats the piss outta ya.
Greene - He won't, we cool.
Shavonie - Yeah, you're both jackasses too.
Burst - So who wins this?
Greene - Who ya think!? First of all, Fatpiro doesn't have a bikini on, and second of all, she's making me sick!
(Greene looks away as does Burst and Shavonie.)
Shavonie - Smokey, you volunteered to be the ref in this contest, better go do your job!
Greene - Ahh hell, I almost forgot..
Burst - Haha!
(Smokey Greene gets up, and slowly gets into the ring with a mic.)
Greene - Well, Silvia, let's see whatcha got so I can name you the winner.
Kozmo - Hell Smokey, she won without showing.
Greene - Well we still gotta see for other purposes.
Kozmo - Good thing I'm in a good mood.
(Silvia takes off the blanket revealing her bikini.)
Greene - Well, I think it's pretty self explanatory, Silvia is your winner!
(Greene raises Silvia's hand as Kozmo raises the other. Fatpiro then begins to speak.)
Fatpiro - You got something wrong with hermaperdites?
Greene - Nothing besides that you're an ugly fat ass bitch!
(With that, Fatpiro attacks Smokey, throwing him into the corner. STINKY FACE to Greene!! Kozmo then saves Smokey, and gives Fatpiro a Kozmopolitan! Kozmo shakes his head and sticks his tongue out in a way showing how disgusting he-she is.)
Burst - Oh my god, Smokey just got his face contaminated! HA HA!
Shavonie - What a scene that was!
Burst - He'll never hear the end of it about this!
(Smokey Greene rolls out of the ring in disbelief, wiping his mouth off over and over again, as he sits back down in his seat, and looks to see everyone laughing, even Bubba the officer.)
Greene - Shut up ya f'n pricks, none of that ever happened.
Burst - Haha! How did it taste Smokey? Like tuna?
Greene - Nick, go bye some weed somewhere or something ya cock, or was that last week?
Burst - At least I don't pick of fat ass hermaperdites!
Shavonie - Well folks let's get to our next match up which will be for the European Title and the Cruiserweight Title. First man to score a fall by pin wins the Cruiser, first to score a fall by submission wins the Euro.
Ring Announcer - Coming down first, SIIIIDEWIIINDER!!
(As the lights to the stadium slowly darken to a blue tone, the crowd becomes hushed. Out of know where two large rockets one red and one blue cross each other on the entrance ramp as Crazy Train begins to boom over the pa. As the fans cheer for the arrival of SideWinder. As a shadow appears on the entrance ramp SideWinder steps out holding his baseball bat in hand. As he begins to look around Kacie also steps out behind him and they walk to the ring...)
Ring Announcer - Coming down next, half of the Cruiserweight Champs, PLayaz InC. Member, IIIIIICECOLD!!
PA System - I Aint No Pussy ass Nigga..
(Then the crowd says U UnderStand!! Fircrackers pop up everywhere and then Icecold walks out of the smoke and holds his hands up to signal the Icebreaka. He walks down the ramp with a cool walk with his shades on and climbs the apron on to the turnbuckle and flips into the ring.)
Ring Announcer - And finally, the EuroCruisweight Champion, BMF member, X-TEEEEERMINATOR!!
PA System - I was cought in the middle of the railroad tracks... Boom!
(Thunderstruck by AC/DC hits the PA as XT is seen in the crowd. He slowly makes his way down to the ring wearing a wife beater and blue cut off jeans. He enters the ring and sits in the corner.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
X-T starts the match off by locking up with Sidewinder, he gives him a few knees to the face, and knocks him to the ground. Icecold then jumps onto X-T's back, but X-T counters, and falls backwards to the mat, landing on Icecold. Sidewinder is now on the top rope, he gives X-T a fameasser off the top rope!! Sidewinder goes for a quick cover, 1...2. and Icecold pulls his leg and takes him off of X-T. Icecold picks Sidewinder up into a suplex position, but drops him frontwards. X-T grabs Icecold from behind, german suplex into a pin, 1...2.. and Icecold kicks out! X-T gets back up quickly, and jumps off the ropes for a Lion Sault, but Icecold catches him, and as Icecold turns around, he's met with a kick to the mid section from Sidewinder, and Icecold let's go of X-T into Sidewinder's shoulders for a running powerbomb into a pin, 1...2...and Icecold barely breaks it up! Sidewinder lifts X-T back to his feet, but Icecold grabs Sidewinder from behind, and throws him into the ropes, Icecold catches him, as X-T goes to the top rope, and jumps off and catches Sidewinder's head with his legs for a hurricaranna out of Icecold's arms! X-T covers, 1..and Icecold breaks it up. X-T gets into Icecold's face, as Sidewdinder gets back up, and goes to the top rope. Icecold points for X-T to watch out as Sidewinder jumps, so X-T moves, and Sidewinder hits Icecold with a spinning heel kick from the top rope! X-T grabs Sidewinder from behind and applies a Dragon Sleeper! The ref keeps asking if Sidewinder gives, but he doesn't! Sidewinder finally gets to the ropes, and X-T is forced to break the hold. XT lets go, and is met by some Sweet Chin Music from Icecold! Icecold gets X-T in a figure 4! XT isn't tapping yet, and he manages to reverse it onto Icecold, but Sidewinder finally breaks it up, and puts XT in a sleeper hold! Icecold gets free, and goes to the top rope, FROG SPLASH onto both Sidewinder and XT breaking the hold! Icecold covers XT, 1...2...and XT kicks out! Icecold stands back up and catches Sidewinder who came off the ropes and does a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Icecold turns around and XT slides underneath his legs, and gets back up and executes a full nelson suplex! XT applies a sharpshooter to Icecold! XT has good positioning and Sidewinder can't get up to break the hold! Icecold is tapping!!
Ring Announcer - STILL OWF European Champion, X-TEEERMINATOR!!!
Shavonie - One title down, one to go.
X-T holds his arms up in celebration, as Sidewinder gets to his senses and goes to the top rope. HURRICARANNA to XT from the top rope! Sidewinder covers, 1...2...and Icecold breaks up the count. Icecold goes for an Icebreaka on Sidewinder, but Sidewinder escapes into the corner, and brings Icecold with him. Sidewinder sets Icecold up for Tornado DDT, but as Sidewinder spins around Icecold's neck, he stops him and applies the Icebreaka! Icecold covers, 1...2...3!
Ring Announcer - And now FULL OWF Cruiserweight Champion, IIIIICECOLD!!!
Icecold gets his title, and climbs to the top turnbuckle and holds it up, but Sidewinder gets back up, and pulls him down! Sidewinder throws Icecold to the outside along with the CW Title, as they each fight all the way to the back.... X-Terminator gets back up, and gets his European Title, but out comes some new face buff guy! He grabs XT and powerbombs him off the top rope! He then lifts him up for a JACKHAMMER! He covers XT as the ref looks on confused. He threatens the ref, and he finally counts, 1....2....3!
Ring Announcer - And your NEW OWF European Champion... GODSMACK!!!
(Godsmack leaves the ring area with the European title, but as he gets to the top of the ramp, Adam Scott comes out.)
Adam Scott - Look here.. Godsmack.. I don't know who you are, or what the hell you're doing here, but that title belongs to me pal. So I want a shot, I've earned it by beating ass week in and week out...
(Godsmack attacks Adam Scott as they brawl to the ground. Adam Scott pounds Godsmack's head against the flame structures, and Godsmack then retaliated by picking Scott up for a powerbomb off the rampway through the wooden floor below, and as he did so, Scott pulled him with him, sending them both through the wooden floor below!)
Shavonie - Wow, X-T appears to be in rough shape, and is now title-less!
Greene - And we got Icecold and Sidewinder going at it.
Burst - Well who's this Godsmack freak? He and Adam Scott ripped shit up and just may have to pay for some of it.
Shavonie - Who cares?
Greene - Everyone should Bobby, that could money coming out of Prez DK's pocket!
Shavonie - So what? Let the rich whore pay for it, if he can do everything else cuz it's his federation, he can pay for damages, so stop kissing his ass.
Greene - Well you'll be kissing his ass to get your job back soon if you keep this up.
Burst - Ha, wouldn't be a first!
Shavonie - I don't know what you're talking about, let's get to the Tag Title matchup.
Burst - Go SoE!
Greene - Go N5H!
Shavonie - Shut up!
Ring Announcer - Coming down to the ring first at this time, the challengers, from the N5H, Commish Kozmo and Prez DK!
PA System - Yo Richard, this on? HA! Hit me with a little bit of that N5H!.. The music keeps playin' mista duuuumbshit!
("My Time" begins to play as pyro shoots off on the ramp, and the crowd boos Kozmo and DK as they walk out carrying a glass table with "The Kremlin" spray painted on it. They ignore the crowd on their way down as they just talk their strategy and then get into the ring.)
Ring Announcer - And their opponents, from the S.o.E., the Tag Team Champs, The Kremlin and Nightgator!
("Burning Inside" by Ministry begins as the lights dim...Suddenly Nightgator and The Kremlin appear at the top of the ramp and the fans give them a mixed reaction.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
Kozmo and Prez DK stand in the ring as Kremlin and Gator stare at them on the opposite side. The bell tolls and Kozmo jumps into action against Gator. The two of them lockdown in the middle of the ring, Kozmo begins to push Gators shoulders down, then Gator leans up and knees him in the mid-section. The tieup is released and Kozmo is in the center of the ring holding his stomach, Gator takes to the ropes and pushes himself off, he catches Kozmo and plants him into the canvas with a spinning neck breaker! Gator stands and lifts Kozmo up. He slings him into the corner then runs in at him, Kozmo lifts his foot but Gator stops right before hitting it and grabs Kozmos foot. Kozmo brings his other foot around and delivers a kick to the back of Gators head. Kozmo lifts Gator up and spins him around so hes in the corner. Kozmo kicks him in the stomach so that he is sloached down on the turnbuckle.. Kozmo then kicks him in the face then backs away. He tags Prez DK and DK charges out of the corner to meet Gator with a series of punches in the middle of the ring. Prez DK sends Gator into the ropes but Gator catches himself then reaches over and tags in Kremlin.. Kremlin storms into the ring and Prez DK confronts him. Kremlin grabs Prez DK by the throat and lifts him high into the air then choke slams him to the mat! Kozmo is quickly in as he kicks Kremlin in the gut then lifts him on his shoulder and plants him with a Soman drop! Kozmo then goes back to his corner as Prez DK stands up.. He picks Kremlin up and hooks him in a sweep form. Kremlin will not give room to be dropped, Prez DK reaches his leg behind Kremlin and kicks the back of Kremlins knee making it give out.. Prez DK then plants Kremlin with a Russian Leg Sweep! Prez DK covers.. 1... Kickout early by Kremlin. Both men get to there feet, Prez DK takes a wild swing and missed Kremlin, Kremlin catches DK by the hip and slams him with a side slam! He then drops a knee over the throat of Prez DK! Kremlin covers.. 1...2. Kozmo leaps off the top rope and makes the save with a double axehandle blow to the back of Kremlin! Kozmo and Kremlin stand face to face.. Kozmo pushes Kremlin then Kremlin decks Kozmo with a right hand taking Kozmo off his feet.. Gator rushes in the ring, he lifts Prez DK up and drops him with a belly to belly suplex! The ref clears the ring and Kremlin and Prez DK remain.. Kremlin lifts Prez DK up and tosses him to the corner, Prez DK lashes out and delivers a shoulder tackle from the corner then reaches with all his might and tags in Kozmo. Kremlin gets to his knees and Kozmo kicks him in the back of the neck, Kremlin falls once again and Kozmo lifts him up then hooks him from behind and lays him out with a german suplex! Kozmo stands but Gator leaps off the top rope and catches Kozmo by the neck.. Top Rope Bull Dog! Prez DK storms into the ring he kicks Gator in the stomach... Basher!! Prez DK lays Gator out with the basher! Kremlin comes from behind and grabs Prez DK he hooks DK... Thunderstruck!! Kremlin covers Prez DK.. 1...2...3!
Ring Announcer - Here are your winners and still OWF Tag Team Champions.. Kremlin and Nightgator!
(Chaimber bursts out from the back and grabs Kremlin, He hooks Kremlin and delivers a Chaimber Drop!!!)
(Suddenly the lights begin to flicker as the wrestlers continue to fight through the grueling battle that they have been apart of. The lights stop flickering for a moment and the fans are left wondering what is going on here during the match. They shrug it off and chalk it up to a bad storm outside. As soon as they wrote it off to storms, the lights begin to flicker again as a storm can be heard blaring from the speakers. The thunder rolls and the rain hits hard on on the ground as the fans are wondering now just what the hell is going on. The wrestlers have finally stopped wrestling as they are wondering what is going on along with the fans. Finally the lights cut completely out as the storm over the loudspeakers gets louder and more violent. The screen is now flashing red as everyone in the building looks on to see what will happen next in this odd occurrence. Suddenly the flashing red fades from the screen, and now nothing but a raging fire is seen tearing through what seems to be a battlefield riddled with skeletons if warriors that have fallen in battle. The ferocious and unnatural fires even reduce the bones of the victims of war to nothing but ash and dust. Suddenly a streak of lightning goes flashing down the screen and the fires have now ceased. All that is seen is the war torn field strewn with a few remaining skeletons, while the rest are now nothing but dust that lies on the floor of the plains. The screen now goes blank and the storm picks up in intensity as the claps of thunder hit harder and begin to rock the very foundations of the building where the fans are standing in anticipation to see where all of these gruesome images are leading. Suddenly a loud shatter is heard and the sound of glass falling to the canvas is heard. Two loud thuds follow quickly after that. Suddenly a bolt of lightning streaks down from the heavens and seemingly hits the ring. The rain has stopped and now in its place is the sound of a death procession with the resounding gongs of the bells. The lights come back to life and a hole is in the very center of the ring, a rather large and gaping hole. Nothing is left in the ring but now tiny shards of glass and drops of blood that are on the canvas. Neither of the wrestlers are seen, or are heard from. They seem to have vanished, or maybe they were sucked into the very depths of hell by some unnatural force through that hole in the ring mat. Suddenly a dark shadowed figure emerges from the hole and stands on the very edge looking down into the hole. His whole body is covered in darkness, but where it is coming from, we do not know. It could very well be coming from his black cloak that he is wearing as the hood hangs back behind him. Could this be the man that is shrouded in mystery as Nightgator was referring to? The man still stares ominously into what could very well be the opening to hell itself. He looks up and his long black hair slides out from in the front of his face, and his war torn face is now visible. Many scars are present, but a few stand out as truly nasty. The man pulls a mic from out of his cloak and stares out into the shocked fans as he raises the microphone to his lips. His dark and eerie voice echos throughout the arena as he begins to talk.)
Dark Man - If you have been paying attention to what Nightgator has been saying lately, you will notice that I am the one that was shrouded in darkness and enigma that he began to talk to. I know you may be wondering who I am, so let me just come out and tell you of myself. People refer to me, or have referred to me, as many things during my career. I have been called such names as destructive, or vicious, but these names are not the ones that stand out. My monikers include such titles as "Bringer of Chaos," "Reaver of Destruction," "Leader of the Damned." While these names may capture my essence one truly does call me what I am, "Weaver of Nightmares." You heard Nightgator speak of how I infect peoples minds and warp their thoughts into the forms of the terrible nightmares. These images they refer to as bad dreams begin to haunt them until they are pushed from the edge of sanity and off into the chasm of lunacy. While you may find this unbelievable, ask anyone who may know me by my formal name, Halcyon! I see a few of you out there in the crowd know me from former federations or maybe from the news reels they have shown about me and how I show my victims now mercy when they step into the ring with me. Tonight was only a small example of what I can do. The two wrestlers who were fighting here were sucked down into the void of the damned, but fear not. They shall return, but they shall know my name, and they shall live my will. They have been enslaved in me, and they will never be the same again. Take heed of my warning, and bare witness to the coming of the Apocalypse!
(Suddenly the Sweet Sexy Rose appears on the ramp, she walks to the ring and pulls out a mic and speaks.)
Rose - I would like to present to you the newest member of the Soldiers of Eternity, Halcyon.
(Kremlin and Nightgator steps out behind Rose and they all join Halcyon in the ring.)
Rose - And if you think that is all, meet another... GODSMACK!
(Godsmack walks out from behind the curtain and joins the rest of the S.o.E.)
Rose - We shall yet again rule the OWF.
(They leave the scene as it goes back to the announcers table where Bubba still stands behind Burst, who sits next to Shavonie, then Greene.)
Shavonie - WHOA!! SoE is getting stronger and stronger, Krem wasn't kidding a couple weeks ago on Stunner.
Burst - No he wasn't. SoE are my boys. Bobby you can have the BMF, Smokey can have the N5H, I got my SoE baby.
Greene - SoE still sucks.
Burst - Whatever..
Greene - That's why they aren't in the Stable Title match..
Shavonie - Which the BMF will win I might add.
Greene - Keep dreaming Bobby.
Shavonie - We'll see... But for now, let's get to the Hard Core Title match!
Ring Announcer - Coming down first, the first challenger, MAAAD DOOOG!!
PA System - That's a MAD DOG if I've ever seen one!
(My Last Breath blares over the speakers. Everyone hears a junkyard dog barking. Then they hear the dog breaking a chain. Mad Dog runs half way down the ramp. He has a chain in his left hand and a Pepsi in his right. He downs some of the Pepsi and tosses it aside. He then quickly raises his left hand. The pyro system over him goes *pop*, *pop*, *pop* in a line toward the ring. When it reaches the ring it goes *BOOM*. Mad Dog puts the chain in his pocket and runs into the ring. He foams at the mouth and gets ready for his match.)
Ring Announcer - The second challenger, SIIIIILKK!!
(You see the lights go and the music explodes "Bounce Wit Me" and Silkk and Jennifer are standing there at the top of the ramp. And the fans are going crazy. Silkk and Jennifer walk down and get in the ring and they stand in the middle and the pyro goes off and Silkk and Jennifer walk to their corner.)
Ring Announcer - And finally, the HardCore Champion, LOOOOOOCKDOWN!!!
PA System - There's two things you can do about it, 1) Nothing, and 2) Like it
(Lights come on and they flash all over the arena. Everything is dark besides the areas that the lights a momentarly lightly up. They are blinding the fans momentarly becuase they are scanning out all over the arena. They all seem to be just searching but then they all quickly shoot over to the entrance ramp. They all stop in the exact same spot making it look like just one circle of light. Lockdown is already standing there, his head down, heels together, and his arms crossed down by his waist. He then bursts out in an almost fit of rage. He is running back and forth to the people in the crowd by the railing of the ramp. He gives them high fives as he makes his way down the ramp. He gets to the ring and jumps up onto the apron while grabing the top rope. He looks at the fans once again and enters the ring. He goes over to the far turnbuckle and gets up to pump himself and the crowd up.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
Silkk, Mad Dog, and Lockdown all start in the ring. Silkk takes himself off the ropes forgetting they are electric he shocks himself but still launches himself from the farside ropes, he runs at Mad Dog to attempt a running elbow, but Mad Dog ducks out of the way and trips Silkk to the mat. Mad Dog turns and is met with a solid right hand by Lockdown. Mad Dog pushes Lockdown into the ropes and Lockdown comes off strong and delivers a kick to Mad Dogs stomach then hooks Mad Dog's arm around his neck.. He lifts him up and over the top rope in a short arm suplex. Lockdown slowly climbs to the top turnbuckle and looks down at Mad Dog laying on the outside.. Lockdown bends to leap off the top rope and as soon as Lockdowns foot moves off the turnbuckle and Lockdown is at the peak of his leap, Silkk grabs Lockdown's left foot and pulls it out from under him.. Lockdowns balance is ruined and Silkk holds his foot as Lockdown falls and hits his forehead on the side of the ring. Silkk holds Lockdowns foot in the air and smirks down at Lockdown, Lockdown leans his head forward then pulls it back nailing Silkk in the groin with the back of his head. Silkk falls to his side in pain, as soon as he hits the mat a loud explosion hits the arena, silkk triggered a c4 bomb right next to his head by hitting the ring. His eyes widen then he sighs in relief.. As he does so a Rattle snake slowly creaps up his leg and sunbathes on the side of Silkk. He slowly begins to stand without making a suddenly move then jerks away, as he does the rattler sinks his teeth deep into Silkks left leg. Silkk screams out in pain.. Mad Dog climbs to his feet and slides into the ring, he grabs the rattler by the back of the neck without a fear and slides back out of the ring and lays it on top of Lockdowns chest. Lockdown jumps throwing the snake off him and looks up to be met with a boot in the face from Mad Dog. Mad Dog climbs back into the ring and as Silkk is attending his leg Mad Dog sweeps Silkk's leg out from under him. Mad Dog lifts him up and attempts to send him into the ropes.. the move is reversed and Mad Dog rans towards the turnbuckle, as he reaches a foot from the turnbuckle he steps on a C4 bomb, he feels it in his step and does not move in fear for it exploding.. Lockdown comes from the side and grabs Mad Dogs foot and Mad Dog steps off the bomb.. The loud burst comes from the bomb and Mad Dog falls to the mat in pain. Just then a scorpion crawls over Mad Dog and sits right on his face, he slowly reaches up to remove it and as he does it sinks its stinger into his lip. Mad Dog pushes it off and stomps on it smashing it into the mat, his lip swells quickly and as he tries to squeeze the poision from it Silkk grabs him by the back of the head and tosses him into the ropes.. Mad Dog is caught in an electric current for seconds then released.. He gets his energy and bursts into a trot and jumps on Silkk and begins pounding on his face with right hands. Lockdown is outside the ring as he sets up a table, Mad Dog grabs Silkk and pushes him into the ropes where Silkk gets a shock to the back, Lockdown grabs Silkks foot and pulls him out of the ring. He sits him on the table and climbs up to the top turnbuckle, forgetting the ropes are electric he places his hands on the ropes and recieves a shock. He regains himself and leaps off.. He flips in mid air and nails Silkk through the table with a Senton bomb! Lockdown rolls over and covers.. 1...2... Kickout by Silkk! Lockdown looks up in a daze to the crowd then looks forward as Mad Dog leaps off the aprion and crashes into him! Silkk slowly catches his breath and stands, he walks over to the Spanish announce table and rips the head sets from the announcers and pushes the table over. He lifts it up so that it is up right, tipping the one side towards the ground vertical. The table sets 10 foot in the air, Silkk climbs up the table and stands very unballanced on the wobbly side. He looks down at the wreckage to see that Lockdown ramains still, right before he leaps off Mad Dog jumps off the top turnbuckle and nails Silkk in the side with a drop kick.. The table falls sideways of where it once sat and Silkk and Mad Dog both fall to the ground.. Mad Dog holds his shoulder in pain but stands up. He sits the table back up in the air and climbs up it.. He looks to see that Lockdown is gone.. From behind Lockdown pushes the wobbly table over and Mad Dog falls right on top of the American announcers table! The table slightly cracks as all the announcers jump to there feet Mad Dog lays tangled in the cords.
Greene - Hey.. Nows your chance.. Run Nick Run!
Burst - Fuck you Smokey! I am innocent I don't need to run.
Greene - You keep telling yourself that.. (Under his breath) You fucking crackhead.
Lockdown walks over to the tangled mess and is looking for a way to cover.. As he does he is met with an elbow to the back of the head by Silkk.. Lockdown grabs the back of Silkk's head and tosses him into the ring aprion.. Suddenly an explosion hits the arena as Silkks back triggers a c4 bomb. Silkk falls in pain as a scorpion slowly hovers over his back, Lockdown takes a step foreward and in his path is a large rattle snake, he quickly runs the other way then slides into the ring. From the tangled mess Mad Dog raises and crawls to the ring.. Lockdown grabs his neck and lifts him to his feet.. Mad Dog leans up and without warning throws a copperhead on Lockdowns shoulder.. The snake bites his fanges into Lockdowns upper back and Lockdown staggers around the ring.. He trips and catches his foot on a c4 bomb! The explosion shakes up the arena and Lockdown lays motionless on the mat. He slowly stands up with blood running from his forehead down his face.. Mad Dog kicks him in he stomach and DDT's him to the mat. Mad Dog covers.. 1...2... Silkk grabs Mad Dog's foot and pulls him off at the last second! Mad Dog turns around to look at Silkk but Silkk is gone, Mad Dog turns back around and is met with a chair shot right on top of the head! Mad Dog hits the mat and Silkk covers him.. 1...2... No! Lockdown grabs Silkk and slings him off Mad Dog! Lockdown then kicks Silkk in the mouth and Silkk falls face first into the canvas. Lockdown covers Mad Dog..1...2... No! Mad Dog kicked out! Lockdown slides out of the ring and pulls out a table from under it and slides it in the ring.. He sets it up and then sets the chair up right on top of it.. He drags Mad Dogs body up to the top rope with him and hooks him in position... Lockdown leaps from the top rope and delivers a sit down powerbomb right through the table hitting Mad Dogs head on the chair! Both men lay motionless... Finally Lockdown rolls over.. 1...2... KICKOUT!! Mad Dog kicks out and Lockdown is frusterated. He stands and runs towards the ropes, he starts to push his feet off the bottom rope but recieves a jolk from the electric ropes.. Mad Dog stands and catches him on his way down in a reverse DDT! Mad Dog stands on the top turnbuckle facing the crowd, Lockdown pushes him off from behind and Mad Dog falls out next to the beaten down Spanish announce table. Lockdown slides out and steps the table up right in the normal position and pulls Mad Dog on it. He climbs to the top turnbuckle.. He pauses... Then leaps off and nails Mad Dog and himself with a moonsault! Lockdown rolls over and covers..1...2....3!
Shavonie - That has got to be the best match I have seen in the OWF in years! I guess the Spanish no longer have commentary?
Greene - Ah the hell with those spaniards anyway!
(Smokey is cut off when Lockdown limps over the annoucer's table after getting up from the broken table. He asks for a microphone and one is handed to him. He get's in the ring with his Hardcore Title over his shoulder.)
Lockdown - Well I did it again boys. I have retained my Hardcore Title again. The Bad Mutha Fucker is on a roll and was on his way to being Hardcore Legend. Yes you did hear me right I did say was. But I feel I am going to stop as an undefeated Hardcore Champion. If you all have been listening to my words lately you would have noticed that I have been preparing for this. I said I was going to BURST INTO FLAMES. Well I am about to start a NEW ERA OF LOCKDOWN. But as the new era starts and old one has to end.
Shavonie - What the hell is Lockdown talking about?
Greene - Did you hear that? He said BURST INTO FLAMES. HA HA. Get it Nick?
Lockdown - This Hardcore Title has to go. And where does it go? Well it goes to one of these two men who just recieved an ass kicking of a life-time.
Burst - Hes giving away his title? What a stupid ass!
Greene - Whats he gonna do pawn it for drug money? Wait no thats Nick! HA HA!
Shavonie - HA HA HA!! I mean.. Thats not funny.
Lockdown - Now Silkk and Mad Dog one of you is going to have this........
(Lockdown points to Silkk.)
Shavonie - I think he is giving it to Silkk.
Greene - Sell it! Wait no better.. Give it to Nick, hes gonna need it so he can pawn it to post bail!
Burst - Fuck you Smokey.
Greene - When an inmate from the state pen says that then I get worried. I think someone has dropped the soap one to many times!
Lockdown - No Silkk your not getting it. Don't even think for a second I would hand it over to you. I still hate your guts mo-fo. This title goes to the phsyco maniac MAD DOG!!!
Shavonie - Wow! Mad Dog? I guess he desurves it more then anyone!
Greene - HA HA HA HA! He can't be serious?
(Lockdown tosses the Hardcore Title over to Mad Dog.)
Lockdown - Now be prepared for the new era of Lockdown!
Shavonie - Well I can tell you that was unexpected.
Greene - You can say that again.
Shavonie - Well it's now time for the Stable Title matchup, where the BMF, who is my pick to win, takes on the cocky N5H.
Greene - Cocky for a reason bitch!...
Ring Announcer - Coming down to the ring first, the challengers, the N5H!
(Chaimber, followed by Omega, and... KADEEM JONES, walk out to "My Time" and they all wait around the ring.)
Ring Announcer - And their opponents, the Stable Champs, the BMF!
("American Bad Ass" plays as Vinny Vegas, Jason Sensation, and Steve Cruise all come out from behind the curtain rolling down the dumbster to ringside.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
Cruise is the first to step into the ring along with Chaimber. Both men begin to circle each other like a boxing match stareing each other down. Both men lock up in a grapple similar to the game of mercy, Chaimber gets on his toes as Cruise's face is screwed up. After a few seconds of this Chaimber releases his grip of Cruise, as Chaimber turns around to mock Sensation and Vegas Cruise pushes himself up of the ground and taps on Chaimbers shoulder, as Chaimber turns around Cruise hits him with a right hook. As Chaimber stumbles back Cruise grabs him and tosses him into the ropes Cruise hits a perfectly executed spinning heel kick to Chaimber's chin. Cruise lifts up Chaimber by the hairm as Chaimber slowly rises he kicks Cruise in the knee and hits a snap mare take down. Chaimber stumbles over to the N5H, he takes in Kadeem Jones. Kadeem rushes in as Tann tags in Jason, Jason jumps over the ropes in a single bound as he rushes over to Kadeem, Kadeem lifts him up in a tilt a whirl back breaker. He keeps Jason over his knee as Jason tries to get up Kadeem keeps him over his knee. Vegas can't keep still any longer he steps through the ropes, as he does the referee steps in between him and Jason. Kadeem slaps his thigh in a silent tag as Omega steps in along with Chaimber they begin to triple team him, Vegas stands there arguing with the referee; he realises he is getting no where so steps back over the ropes as Jason lies there in the ring motionless. Omega stay's in the ring as the other two step out. He drops his knee across the bridge of Jason's nose which cause blood to slowly seep out. Justin lifts up Jason and runs into the ropes on the BMF's side. As he does Vegas puts his leg sticking out, Omega with all his momentum cannot stop and runs into Vegas's shin. Sensation slowly stands up and stumbles towards Vegas. Vegas jumps over and starts to stomp on Omega's face, as he does so Chaimber jumps the ropes. Vinny reaches into his tights and pulls out knuckle braces within split seconds he nails Chaimber in the face. Vegas lifts up Chaimbers and lifts him up for a verticle suplex as he does so Chaimber begins to reverse it, the fallen Omega low blows. Vegas is lifted up for a hanging verticle suplex Chaimbers keeps him up and hits a brainbuster. Chaimber heads over to his corner as Omega gets up and tags in Kadeem. Kadeem walks over to Vegas and soccer kicks Vegas as he tries to get up. Vegas spits across the ring, Kadeem hits another one.
Greene - Oh great here comes Adam "Shamrock" Scott.
Shavonie -The quieter member of the BMF.
Adam walks over to the time keeper and pushes him off his chair, he grabs it and yells out to Vegas. Vegas smiles as he stands up Shamrock tosses him the chair, Kadeem charges at Vinny, as Kadeem rushes in Vegas turns around and clocks the face of Kadeem. Vinny hits him over the head twice, he rushes into the corner and hits Chaimber with it as he does Omega grabs the chair he crashes it over the head of Vegas. Vegas stumbles back wards and crashes to the mat alongside of that of Omega. As the out stretched hands of the BMF and N5H scream out for a tag Adam bangs the mat with his closed fists as he does the crowd joins in.
Greene - More like the quier member of OWF. Who are they cheering for?
Shavonie - Beats the hell out of me.
Vegas gets up to his knees along with Kadeem, they crawl to their corners Vegas dives and tags Cruise. As he does Cruise jumps over along with Sensation, Kadeem tags in Omega. Omega dives over forward rolls along the mat and dive clotheslines Sensation down. Cruise turns around but Omega grabs his left and slams him to the mat. Omega gets up and dropkicks Sensation down. Omega does the same to Cruise. As Omega yells for Tann to get up Vegas clotheslines him from behind. Kareem and Chaimbers slowly get up and take Vegas down from behind. All three members of N5H slowly drag out the members of the BMF.
Greene - Why is Adam ducking under the ring?
Shavnoie - What do I look like, A Fucking Psychic?
Chaimber and Kadeem both pick up Cruise and Sensation and toss them into the dumpster, as the high five each other they toss in Vegas along too, Omega goes around to close the lid. As he does Adam rolls out from the ring and rushes around the back of the dumpster he hits Omega around the back of the head with his baseball bat. Chaimber and Kadeem look at each other and walk around the back as they do Adam attacks both of them with his bat. Vegas and Cruise both lift themselves to the top of the dumpster, Cruise jumps off and hits a shooting star press on Chaimbers. Vegas dives off the top two with a flying elbow drop on Omega. Just them Kozmo rushes from the back along with DK they grab Adam and start to attack him from behind, the three of them walk to the back fighting.
Shavonie - One word DAMN.
Cruise, Vegas high five each other as Sensation stands up on the top and looks down, he hops down as all three begin to mock N5H, as they do Kadeem Jones along with Omega and Chaimbers sit up the BMF are star struck so to speak as the N5H stand up and tosses the BMF into the side of the dumpster. Jones grabs Sensation and DDT's Sensation to the concrete, Vegas is lifted up by Omega DEATH DROP on the concrete. Chaimber hits Cruise accross the bridge of his nose with lead piping. Vegas is tossed into the dumpster along with Sensation, Chaimbers drags Tann to the ring by his shaved head and throws him in, he grabs Adam's fallen baseball bat and tosses it. As he does the N5H roll the dumpster to the ring. Chaimbers climbs the top of the turnbuckles he takes Tann along for the ride, the dumpster bin's lid is held up the top of the top so it is verticle, Chaimbers dives off with his Chaimbers Drop. The lid is shut as the bell rings.
Ring Announcer - And your NEW OWF Stable Champs, the N5H!!
(All of the BMF are shut in along with Chaimber. Shamrock rushes to the ring but is too late. He rushes over to Omega as X-Terminator charges behind him followed by DK and Kozmo they all of a sudden erupt into a wild brawl as the lid is lifted. They all brawl all the way to the back.)
Greene - Told ya they'd win Bobby!
Shavonie - Ahh hell, cheaters.
Greene - Ha! BMF did first!
Burst - They're both panzy ass groups. SoE will waste either of them.
Shavonie - Let's get to the U.S. Title match.
Ring Announcer - The next match is a flaming table, ladder match, for the U.S. Title. Coming down first, the challenger, DRAKE SAAAVAGE!!
(The lights go red and "Enter Sandman" starts to play throughout the arena. Drake Savage walks out. He stops at the end of the ramp and the pyro goes off and the lights come on. He walks to the ring and slides in.)
Ring Announcer - And his opponent, the U.S. Champion, BRYAAAAN TAAANN!!
PA System - You think Bad Mutha Fuka is just a name??? BITCH IT'S A LIFE STYLE!!!!!
(American Bad Ass by Kid Rock hits the PA. The fans errupt as the pyro and fireworks go off like crazy. The arena is then bathed in a sea of red light as 'BMF' comes up on the OWFtron. Tann steps out of the entrance way wearing black boots, black jeans, and a long black leather trench. He's wearing dark sunglasses and a smug grin on his face as he eases down the aisle. In his right hand as always he has a black bat for just in case. As he gets to the ring, he rolls the bat in under the bottom rope and hops over the top rope giving a modification of the DX Chop replaced with his middle fingers going to his crotch.)
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
Tann and Drake each look around to see a lot of tables all around the ring, with matches and gas jugs on the outside as well. Two ladders also sit outside the ring, as they each look up to see the U.S. Title hanging down from the rafters. They each circle around each other, and finally lock up. Tann gets the advantage, and pushes Drake back, and causes him to go through the ropes to the outside. Drake stands to his feet, and looks at a couple of tables, and sents them both up, stacking one on the other. He pours some gasoline over them, and lights a match setting them on fire, right behind one of the ring posts. Tann looks on, daring Drake the get back in the ring. Drake picks up a ladder, and throws it at Tann and into the ring. It misses Tann and Drake runs in and his hit over the head with the ladder he through in to Tann. Tann laughs at Drake as he throws the ladder down at him. Tann sets one of the ladder legs across Drake's neck, and does a leg drop to it!! Drake rolls around in pain as Tann climbs to the top rope with the two flaming tables behind him. Tann show boats a little on the turn buckle, and as he is about to jump, Drake throws the ladder at him knocking him backwards and through the stacked flaming tables!!!
Shavonie - Drake Savage can now try go after the title.
Drake falls to the mat, still in some pain. Tann lies motionless on the outside, a litle bit away from the still burning wood. Drake gets up and goes to the outside. He throws a table into the ring along with one of the ladders. As Drake is about to get back in the ring, Tann nails him with the other ladder from behind. Tann throws the other ladder into the ring, and throws Drake back in as well. Tann rolls back in, and picks Drake to his feet.. POWERBOMB ONTO A LADDER! Drake nails his head on the metal ladder in pain. Tann goes back to the outside, and begins stacking tables up to four, as the crowd cheers him on and he lights the tables on fire. Inside the ring, Drake is back up, and has both ladders up, and is carrying a table to the top of the ladders.
Greene - Why the hell is he bringing a table up there?! All he has to do is get the title!
Drake sets the table across the two ladders, and he stands on the ladder reaching for the title. Tann comes climbing up one of the ladders, stopping Drake from getting the title. They each are on top of the ladders, punching away on each other while they stand on the table. Drake gets an advantage and goes for a big time closeline, but Tann ducks under it, and spins Drake back around, kicking him in the gut, and putting him under for a powerbomb. TANN POWERBOMBS DRAKE OFF THE LADDERS AND TABLE AND OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE 4 STACKED FLAMING TABLES!!! Tann loses his balance and barely grabs the title and falls through the table that sat across the ladders. Tann his the mat holding onto the title in pain.
Shavonie - Holy shit!! Tann wins! Tann wiiins!!
Greene - Who cares, that was BS!
Burst - Hell, they both suck, so both of ya shut up...
Greene - That's a violation of your probabation.
Burst - What is?
Greene - Telling me to shut up asshole!
Burst - Go to hell.
Ring Announcer - Your winner, and STILL OWF U.S. Champion, BRYAN TAAAAANN!!!
Shavonie - Guys, I think Drake Savage is in some extrordinary pain, it looks as if he snapped his neck falling through those four tables.
Burst - Good for him.
Greene - Yeah, he's too much of a puss to me my kind of guy.
Shavonie - Well in any case, we better get some EMTs out here and quick! He ain't moving!
(Paramedics rush out and slowly put Drake onto a stretcher and haul him away from the ring area.)
Shavonie - Hope he's okay.
Burst - He snapped his neck Bobby, there's no way he's okay!
Greene - Hopefully he dies or something, I know Prez DK and Commish Koz don't need pussies like him around here.
Shavonie - Speak for yourself Smokey.
Greene - I am dipshit, if I were speaking for you I would be saying I wanna go revive Drake and hump his brains out or something.
Burst - Haha! You're one sick puppy Smokey.
Shavonie - What the fuck?... Folks, it's time for the Main Event!
Ring Announcer - The next match will be for the vacanted World Title! To win, you must be the first to pin all three of your opponents under the Dessert Storm conditions.. Now coming down first, JEEESSE WIIIILIAMS!!
PA System - Don't fuck With The Best...You'll only end up dead like the rest...
(The words echo through the arena, as the beginning of Blind Begins to play. Nobody comes out yet.)
PA System - ARE YOU READY?!?!
(As soon as those words burts out of the PA System a explosion occurs on the Entrance ramp. Jesse Williams walks out of the back. He goes to one end of the entrance ramp as the fans are going crazy for this superstar. He walks down the ramp and slaps some fans hands. He jumps onto the apron and smiles. He gets into the ring and he walks up to the ropes closest to the camera. He steps up with his right foot on the top rope and his left foot on the second rope. He holds his hand up with his arm arched a little and white pyro shoots out behind Jesse the second he holds his arm up. He jumps down and takes off his wifebeater as he gets ready for his match.)
Ring Announcer - The second competitor is VEEEENOM!!
(Suddenly the lights go off and everything is dark in the arena... Then out of no where a HUGE explosion goes off right at the entrance way... Then the lights turn dim and Can't Touch this plays throughout the arena... Then Venom comes out standing at the top of the ramp, he looks out toward the fans, then he raises his arms in an X and drops it quickly as another HUGE explosion goes of right in front of him... Venom the makes his way down to the ring at a medium pace and as he gets there he jumpos up on the apron and enters under the top rope... Venom goes to the ring turnbuckle as he raises his arms in an X, then he jumps down and goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises his arms in an X there... Venom jumps down and stretches.)
Ring Announcer - Next is from the N5H, CHAAAAIMBER!!
(A bolt of lightning hits the entrance and a ploom of smoke like a atomic mushroom cloud appears. Chaimber walks out of the smoke and pyro goes off in an x shape. Crush Em then begins to play as he walks to the ring pissing off the crowd and being as arrogant as he can be.)
Ring Announcer - And the final opponent is JUUUSTIN HAAAALESZ!!
PA System - COUNTDOWN: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
*BOOOOOM*
("Back In Black" by AC/DC begins to play and the infamous words of "The REAL Revolution Has Begun" flickers atop the rampway. Sara Kaos walks out and the men begin to "OOh" and "Ahh" over her sexy body. She then turns around and points towards the walk way and Justin Halesz walks out wearing cutoff denim jeans and a non-buttoned shirt. In his hand he is carrying his trademarked Singapore Cane. Pyrotechnics begin firing as Justin passes by each shot along the ramp. Sara walks up to the ring apron and spreads the top and middle rope so Justin can enter. He enters in the ring and puts his left foot on the bottom rope and his right leg on the middle rope and extends the Cane high into the air. From each of the ring posts more pyro fires straight up the MINUTE Justin's arm is fully extended. Justin gets off the ropes and drops to his knees in the ring and Sara stands behind him in a very provocative position.)
Ring Announcer - The special guest referee for this match, will be the OWF Hall of Famer, two time World Champion, now part of the N5H, KOOOOOOZMOOO!!
(The crowd boos as loud as they ever had, as a huge explosion goes off on the rampway, and "My Time" plays over the speakers. Kozmo walks out through the smoke, with a cut off referee shirt, and black and white adidas tearaways. He gets up on the cement platfrom that is above the salt water, and the quicksand around that. The fire starts up around the whole area as "My Time" stops playing.)
Shavonie - Well folks, here we go, hopefully Kozmo doesn't favor Chaimber too much
Greene - Oh who cares, just watch the match. Chaimber will win either way.
Burst - Naw, Venom or Halesz I think since no Soldiers of Eternity or Playaz are in there.
Shavonie - Well, I'm hoping for BMF member, Jesse Williams to pull off the shocker.
Greene - Ha Ha Ha!! You're joking I hope.
Burst - Yeah, really.
Shavonie - Uhh..well, no...
(Ding, Ding, Ding...)
The match begins with Halesz attacking Venom, and Chaimber taking on Jesse Williams. Jesse throws Chaimber off the platform and into the water. Kozmo then attacks Jesse from behind, and throws him into the water after Chaimber. Jesse lands on Chaimber in the water, knocking them both under the salt water. Halesz DDTs Venom onto the cement platform. Halesz then looks down to see Jesse and Chaimber in the water, and jumps into the water doing an elbow drop, landing it on Jesse's head! Venom stands to his feet and pushes Kozmo out of his way, and does a frog splash into the water, missing everyone. Chaimber pulls Jesse's hair and attempts putting him into the quicksand. Halesz comes over to help Chaimber to it, but Venom comes from behind them all, and knocks Halesz into the quicksand, with the fire surrounding it! Halesz struggles to get free from the sand without being sucked under, and does so. Chaimber picks Venom up by the neck, and throws him into the fire! Venom goes into the fire, and falls forward into the quicksand. Venom manages to barely get free, and falls under the water. Halesz brings Jesse over to the platform, and begins pounding his head against he cement side! Chaimber climbs up the side of the platform to the top, and he and Kozmo do a double closeline jump off of it to Halesz! Jesse low blows Kozmo, sending him to his knees in a knee high watered area. Jesse then ducks a wild swing by Chaimber, and delivers a Spinebuster to Chaimber! He sets Chaimber up in the least shallow part of the water, and Jesse hurries up to the top of the platform for a Swanton Bomb to Chaimber. Kozmo goes to move Chaimber, but Venom comes from behind, already bleeding profusely and all burned up, and slams Halesz and Kozmo's heads together. Jesse hits the Swanton Bomb on Chaimber! Jesse looks to see Kozmo under the water, and pulls him to the more shallow part. Jesse slams Kozmo's hand to the ground for the 1..2..3!
Ring Announcer - Jesse Williams scores his fall over Chaimber...
Venom dives too late to stop the count, but Venom hits Jesse hard, and gets him in the Venomizer!! Kozmo looks to see Jesse in it, and calls for the bell for another fall!
Ring Announcer - Venom scores his fall over Jesse Williams...
Venom releases the hold from Jesse, as Jesse looks at Kozmo in amazement. They argue, and as Jesse turns his back, Kozmo turns him back around for a Kozmopolitan! Chaimber goes for a cover on Jesse, 1.2. and Halesz breaks it up by kicking Chaimber in the back of the head. Halesz is then hit by Venom from behind, and Venom takes Halesz over to the deeper side. Venom gives Halesz a Rock Bottom, and manages to pin Halesz above the deep water. Kozmo counts, 1..2..and Halesz kicks out. Jesse Williams is on top of the platform, and goes for a moonsault, and lands it taking out Venom and Halesz! Chaimber comes from behind Jesse, and gives him a CHAIMBER DROP!! Chaimber covers him, 1..2..3!
Ring Announcer - Chaimber scores his fall over Jesse Williams...
Halesz gets Chaimber from behind, and tosses him head over heels into the cement side of the platform. Halesz drags Chaimber into shallow water, and goes for a Halesz Hangover 2, but Chaimber counters it, and throws Halesz into the quicksand! Chaimber points and yells at Halesz as he desperately tries not sink in the sand. Chaimber then remembers that he still has to pin him, so he helps him out, but in the act, Halesz low blows Chaimber, causing him to bend over and Halesz gives him a swinging neckbreaker. Halesz brings Chaimber to his feet, but Kozmo pushes Halesz! Halesz lets go of Chaimber and gets in Kozmo's face as they exchange words, each of them holding their ground. Chaimber then gets Halesz from behind, and gives him the CHAIMBER DROP! Chaimber covers, 1..2.. Jesse breaks it up! Venom comes out of no where, and applies the Venomizer on Halesz as Jesse and Chaimber fight it out. Halesz tries to fight it off, but he is tapping!
Ring Announcer - Venom scores his fall over Justin Halesz...
Venom drops the hold and runs over to Chaimber knowing he only has him left to pin. He hits Chaimber with a spear and covers quickly, 1.... and Jesse breaks it up. Halesz comes from behind Chaimber and hits the Hangover 2! He covers, but Kozmo acts like he's watching Jesse and Venom. Halesz pushes Kozmo to get his attention, and Kozmo counts, 1....2....and Chaimber kicks out! Halesz gets into Kozmo's face, and Kozmo pushes him away. Kozmo looks back and sees Jesse has Venom in a roll up. Kozmo counts, 1...2...and Venom kicks out! Jesse can't believe it, as Halesz and Chaimber go to the top of the platform. Up there, Halesz has Chaimber in an arm wrench, bringing him to his knees. Halesz then sling shots Chaimber off of the platform, and into a head first dive into the shallow water, cracking open his head!! The water begins to turn more of a reddish color from Chaimber's blood. Halesz now does a Missile Drop Kick, landing it on Venom! Jesse then attacks Halesz, but Halesz counters with a Somoan Drop! Halesz picks Venom up for the Hangover 1! He covers, 1...2....3!
Ring Announcer - Justin Halesz scores his fall over Venom...
Shavonie - Folks, I have an exclusive injury update... Amaru will be out of action for a while, and expect X-T to be gone for as long as six months!
Halesz gets up, and goes over to Chaimber, and rubs his bloody head in the sand, getting the sand in his wounds! On the other end, Kozmo is watching Venom and Jesse go at it. Jesse is cut open, as is Venom from all the right hands they have given each other. Venom ducks a closeline and picks Jesse up for a Spinebuster, but Jesse counters with a spinning DDT! Jesse covers, 1...2...3!
Ring Announcer - Jesse Williams scores his fall over Venom...
Kozmo looks over at the other end to see Halesz really giving a beating to Chaimber. Kozmo climbs to the top of the platform, and goes for a diving spear to Halesz, but Halesz moved and Kozmo hit Chaimber! Halesz looked at Kozmo for a second, and covers Chaimber, 1....2......3!
Ring Announcer - Justin Halesz scores his fall over Chaimber...
Jesse Williams and Venom each get to the top of the platform. Jesse pushes Venom off back first, and Venom falls onto Chaimber! Jesse then does a Swanton Bomb off going for Venom, but Halesz catches him, and gives him a Hangover 1! Kozmo, without seeing Halesz give Jesse his finisher, moves the KOed Venom over, and has Chaimber cover him, the sametime as Halesz covers Jesse! Kozmo counts, 1..2..3! Kozmo gets up, and tries lifting Chaimber to his feet to tell him one more to go, as Halesz stands to his feet to celebrate that he just beat his final opponent!
Ring Announcer - Chaimber scores his fall over Venom... And Justin Halesz scores his fall over Jesse Williams, making Justin Halesz, the NEEEW, OWF World Heavyweight Champion!!!
(Kozmo hears those words and turns to see Jesse lying unconscience, and Justin Halesz celebrating. Kozmo lets go of Chaimber in disbelief, and Halesz points for Kozmo to raise his hand. Kozmo slowly approaches Justin Halesz and he shakes his head, and shortly raises his hand for a split second. Kozmo out of frusteration, throws Venom into the quicksand and the fire as Venom begins sinking away unconscience!! The scene then fades with Justin Halesz holding up the World Title as he climbs the side of the platform.)