Shavonie - Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to OWF Summer Assult Pre PPV show! We are live here at the American West Arena awaiting tonights spectacular event. This is one the fans have been waiting for.

Greene - Yes it is.. Alot of fueds have been heating up since the last Pay-per-view....

Shavonie - Nobody wants to hear you babble, shut up

Greene - Make me!

Shavonie - Err... your are just as bad as Burst. Why can't DK get me someone good to work with. I need to talk to Kremlin or Rose about getting you replaced before you even get settled here.

Greene - Yeah, right, they would replace you first. I'm moving up in this company. I'll prove it, let's go to an interview with the ~*"Demon warrior"*~ himslef I taped earlier.

(The scene fades out to a small area backstage at the arena, where Kremlin is standing with Greene)

Greene - Well Kremlin it's good to have you here tonight at the pre-show. I would like to get a few words with you about your new ownership in the Outsider Wrestling Federation and the Soldiers of Eternity.

Kremlin - Sure, what is it you want to konw little man?

Greene - Do you plan on making any drastic changes in the OWF? That's what's on the minds of most of the fans as well as the wrestlers here. After all you do have alot of old enemies here.

Kremlin - What kind of a question is that? You don't change a company when it's on top. I invested in the Outsider Wrestling Federation because it's the best Federation going today. This is my home Greene and now I own half of it to do as I want to with. The O.W.F. will stay as it is but as far as the drastic changes that are about to happen. Well let's just say they will be dealt out by the Soldiers of Eternity.

Greene - Kremlin, also there is a fifth horseman here now and he says you ran from him in the past. Your comments please?

Kremlin - I know just who that man is. He forgets I sign half his check now and I looked over his contact and signed it right along with The Diamond Kid. He would not be here if I didn't want him here so he is full of sh*t. He is nothing new to the world of wrestling. Punks like him come a dime a dozen. The Soldiers of Eternity are the best thing going today so just get over it!!!

Greene - Kremlin, What about your match with DK and Kozmo for the World Tag Team Titles?

Kremlin - What about it?!! Those titles are going to stay just where they are at. You can count on it.

Shavonie - Whoa! The BMFers look like they're ready tonight.

Greene - They sure do, there is strength in numbers.

Shavonie - Well, we'll just see about that. How about we do a run down of the card Smokey?

Greene - Then start it off...

Shavonie - ok... Now, for the first match. Dynamic Dynamite Vs. Adam Scott in a first blood match. What do you think about this match Punky, or I mean Smokey?

Greene - Ha ha, veeery funny... I would have to say this is a toss up, anyone can bleed first. All you need is a good weapon to start off with.

Shavonie - I don't know about that. A weapon can be taken away and used against you.

Greene - I think you're dumb to the fact.

Shavonie - Do what?

Greene - You heard me.

Shavonie - Whatever. Next match is Omega versus Jason Sensation in a I quit match. I like Omega in this one. He's the seasoned vet.

Greene - No, Sentation all the way. A vet don't mean shit in a match such as this.

Shavonie - Because you think he's gonna win, or cuz I said Omega?

Greene - Because you said Omega.

Shavonie - As I expected... Next match is the bikini contest. I have to say Silvia.

Greene - That I might agree on.

Shavonie - Most likely if you're smart. Then we have the match for the World Tag team Titles between the Champions Kremlin and his new partner Nightgator facing the challengers, The Diamond Kid and Kozmo....

Greene - Well I have to go with Kremlin and Nightgator on this one. Kremlin is fresh off a hot win against Chaimber last week. This man is back to true form.

Shavonie - He sure is. That was an impressive win....

Greene - Also I have seen Nightgator wrestle, he is very good.

Shavonie - Good enough to step in the ring with Kozmo and DK?...

Greene - With no problem my friend.

Shavonie - He best hope so.

Greene - Kremlin is not a stupid man. He has a a pwrtner he can count on.

Shavonie - Well DK and Kozmo are sure to put up a good fight.

Greene - Oh it will be a good match but I have to go with the S.o.E on this one.

Shavonie - Well I still say it will be a good match.

Greene - Oh... who cares what you think?

Shavonie - Obviously not you. The next match is a contender spot for the HardCore Title, between Amaru and Mista Mo.

Greene - I'm picking Amaru for the win!

Shavonie - Maybe, but Mista Mo has been looking good as of late.

Greene - He has improved.

Shavonie - well... Moving on with the fatal 4-way womens Match between Samantha Vs. Kacie Vs. Kiesha Vs. Jennifer

Greene - I want them all. I need them all..

Shavonie - Oh sweet dear Lord.... Smokey, keep your mind on wrestling, please.

Greene - Wrestling with them four count?

Shavonie - I don't know, just stay quiet while I finish up the show here. The next match is for the Hardcore Title with Lockdown Vs. Mad Dog Vs. Silkk.

Greene - Yea the Ropes are covered with electric barbwire and ring is full of C4 boards, rattlers, and scorpions, first fall wins.

Shavonie - Well I'm glad I'm not in it but I have to go with Silkk on this one.

Greene - Oh yeah, I think it will be Lockdown

Shavonie - You never know mad Dog may fool the both of us.

Greene - I heard Mad Dog has mange, that true?

Shavonie - I don't know, ask Mad Dog...

Greene - Yeah, he does.

Shavonie - Oh please... Shut up about mange. The next match is a OWF European/CW Title Match with X-Terminator Vs. Sidewinder Vs. Icecold.

Greene - Yea the way it works is the First pin fall is for the CW Title and the first submission is for the Euro Title. I think X-T will win both titles.

Shavonie - Please, you can't count either of the other men out of this one. I pick Sidewinder.

Greene - Pick who you want but I pick X-T now the next match is OWF World Stable Title Match with BMF's Vegas, Cruise, Sensation Vs. N5H's Chaimber, Omega, and a mystery man in a Dumpster Match, you must put all your opponents in dumpster at once.

Shavonie - Yea that mouthy punk. Anyway I pick BMF all the way.

Greene - You better wake up man. DK is in charge with the N5H.

Shavonie - You pick who you want and I'll pick who I want. Now the next match is a U.S. Title Match with Bryan Tann Vs. Drake Savage. To win, you must first put your opponent through a flaming table, and then you can try going after the Title using the ladder. I think Savage has a good chance of winning this thing.

Greene - I say you are stupid, Bryan Tann all the way on this one.

Shavonie - There is no telling you differnt so whatever. Then for the Main Event. These four athletes speak for themselves with their past verbal wars, and you can tell that they all mean business, and want the most prized award in the business, the World Title. It's a Dessert Storm Match with Venom Vs. Jesse Williams Vs. Chaimber Vs. Justin Halesz and special guest Ref, Kozmo. The match will take place on a 5 ft by 5 ft platform above a 10 ft by 10 ft thing of salt water, surrounded by quicksand, with fire burning around the whole area. First man to pin ALL his opponents wins. I don't know who to pick on this one.

Greene - This is a dangerious match, somebody very well may get hurt.

Shavonie - That's very possible but each man will be fighting like there is no tomorrow.

Greene - There may not be if they get hung in that quick sand.

Shavonie - Well let's hope that don't happen.

Greene - You know better Shavonie, somebody is going in it.

Shavonie - I hate to say it but you may be right this time.

Greene - Sure I am. Now lets look at a few words from the man, Kozmo himself.

(The scene cuts to the back for a pre-recorded interview..)

Greene - Kozmo you are the special ref for the main event tonight. Do you have any words for the opponents?

Kozmo - I am here to tell each and every one of them that I am calling it the way I see it. I am the man in charge in that match and don't either one of you forget it!!

Greene - I think they have the idea, now do you have have anything else you want to say.

Kozmo - Yea, I am here to tell all of you so called wrestlers in the OWF to stay out the way of the New Five Hosemen or you will have us to deal with. That is something none of you want!!! I'm out of her, see ya in the main event!!

(The scene cuts back to Smokey and Shavonie.)

Shavonie - Hmmm... Oh well. We're almost out of ti...

(Shavonie holds his ear piece in again.)

Shavonie - Fans, I have word that there is a developing situation in the Arena backstage!

(The scene fades away to the back again.)

(Backstage, you see THe BMF and THe N5H standing toe to toe arguing back and forth when Kozmo reaches out and smacks Bryan Tann. Then all Hell breaks loose and both stables brawl in the hallway. Bodies are everywhere as security runs out and breaks it all up pulling them apart. The Diamond Kid is going wild and the stables go at it again slinging security everywhere. Again security gets them apart the locker rooms empty and it starts all over again until Kremlin comes out and starts hitting anyone moving with a ball bat. )

Kremlin - Don't get any ideas, I don't like any of you, just save it for the ring. I own half this bitch now!!! DK you are stuck with me, deal with it!!!

The Diamonmd Kid - Kremlin this is far from settled!!!

(The scene then fades out, and back to the announcers to start Summer Assualt)