Date: 2006 May 23th
Venue: The Fleet Center, Boston, Massachusetts
Someone Seems A Bit Aggitated
Segment
"Thrown Away" by Vast hits as the entire place explodes into a chorus of boos. Green enters the top of the entrance way holding up the OWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP of all things. Green strolls down to the ring and steps in. He pauses and calls for a mic.
Green: Hello Boston BY GOD DAMMIT MASS!!!! Isn't it fitting that we are in the city that complained so much about getting screwed time and time again with the RED SOX CURSE. 86 years of bitching! Just because the YANKEES WERE BETTER!
The fans get real hostile after that comment and then start to chant "2004" repeatedly.
Green: Oh shut the fuck up. You got lucky and you know it. So now talking about crying now lets talk about the OWF ROSTER. The biggest bunch of cry babies I have ever seen in my god damn life. You remind me of these Boston fans. Boston was a good team, but never won the big one. They never STEPPED UP TO THE PLATE in the big spot. Instead they choked. Again reminding me of the sorry sons of bitches in the back. Yes I am talking to you all.
Green pauses for a second looking pretty upset.
Green: Money, ratings, competition. The big word ENTERTAINMENT. How can we have entertainment when we have deception among the ranks so to speak. Deception is DALLAS NASH QUITTING THE OWF! Yup all the internet rumors are true. He quit. He signed a contract after working the low level indy feds. Did I sign him? Hell no. I figured though when Glacier signed him to the deal since it was only 500 per appearance it was not too bad. We book him against a legend and what? What happens? He knew he would lose. See what Dallas Nash is. He is a low level guy. He belongs with the Barry Horowitz's, The repo man, Doink the clown, etc... He was never going to amount to much because honestly? I HOPE YOU ARE LISTENING YOU SORRY BASTARD. You would never win shit here, but guess what folks? Due to a clause in the contract. He will FULFILL his obligations. He will be here tonight! Mr. I signed with the IWL FUCK THE IWL BABY YOUR gonna SNIFF THE BIG LEAGUES. Not only that? I have a special suprise. From the bottom of my heart. Dallas Nash's biggest hero ever is going to be his tag team partner. CYRUS THE VIRUS IS HERE TONIGHT! I called that fat piece of crap in Ohio where he was still sucking his mother's titties. 300 pounds and all Cyrus the Virus will be here tonight to team up with Dallas " I mean I mean" Nash!versus yes ONE Bryan Tann. Enjoy that handicap match. Its going to be one of the ages.
Green laughs and then continues.
Green: Where is the OWF going? The general question I have going right now. Nobody appreciates what is being done behind the scenes. All they do is cry. "I am not booked against this guy" "Why did the staff do this" " I am a cocksucker and all I want to do is eat cock for a living." Wait... that last quote wasn't really said, but then again it wouldn't suprise. Certain people have driven me to a point where us as a staff will have a meeting to decide the very future of this federation. This federation is a legacy. Vinny Vegas, Above Average man, Chaimber, The Giant, Playa, countless others. Hell I will go as far as to mention Kremlin. So much blood, sweat, and tears. On top of that LITTLE BITCHING AND MOANING. Sure there were people who bitched, but not an entire roster of bitching and complaining. If you dont like the way things are done? WE CAN CLOSE IT. Fuck?! We are losing money on this place as it is. Because all of YOU are not dedicated to putting a good product out there the fans have lost interest. I want all of you to look in the mirror and realize. Its not about you. Its not about what you want. Its about the federation. To succeed we need to have everyone working as a unit, not a bunch of cry babies complaining about every little thing said in promos. It's a god damn promo IF YOU DONT LIKE IT?! DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Cry me a god damn river. Now to the next announcement.
Green points the OWF tron. We see some highlights of Silkk's career.
Green: Look at that. Call him a legend, fuck? Call him the most contriversal wrestler this game has ever seen. Also call him another problem starter. You want to know what he is? Or should I say was? A PAPER CHAMPION. You took that OWF title and made it into SHIT. That world title needs some respect again. I want you to EARN IT. I dare you to earn it. Maybe then everyone will respect you again. Also there will be a special guest referee. You will find out who that is later tonight.
Green now pulls out a piece of paper from his pocket.
Green: John Anderson after much begging has been rehired. He is an assistant to the staff. Also on the agenda. I am cancelling 2 matches tonight. Jase vs Drake. Cancelled. Drake obviously is not in any condition to come back and until he proves anything is here by on leave of absence from the fed. Jase on the hand has been given 2 chances. I will let Glacier take care of that. Jase is HIS CALL. Now Brutality and Curtis Coombs. That match is also cancelled. Both of bastards are fired. Obviously they do NOT have the dedication to this federation and are here by banned from the OWF. Enjoy the fucking show.
Green is still standing in the ring.
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Did Someone Say...EXCITEMENT?!
Segment/Match
Green looks over to the crowd, and points to the entrance ramp.
Green: And for such a PPV, I thought we’d have a little more excitement.
"Determined" by Mudvayne blares over the PA. Amaru appears through the entranceway and the crowd pops as all the fans are on their feet. Amaru stands there shaking his head as he hears the arena in an uproar. He isn’t even dressed to wrestle. He walks by the ring and throws his head Green’s way in approval as Green is standing there in the ring. He heads over to the announcers booth next to Smokey Green.
Johnny V: I think he wants to talk to you Smokey.
Green looks to the announcers who look as if they are going to piss their pants.
Green: There’s been a change of plans guys!
Amaru grabs Smokey out of his seat, sits down, and adjusts the head set. He sees the scripts on the desk and looks disgusted as he looks over them. He begins to throw them on the floor. He clasps his hands together as "King of Kings" by Motorhead hits and John Anderson walks out to a huge ovation, he walks over to Johnny V and whispers something in his ear as he gets up and Anderson takes his seat. Green is smiling from the ring in approval and Amaru gives a nod of his head and looks to Anderson next to him. Anderson holds out his hand for the script, not looking at Amaru. Amaru grabs a pen and one of the papers off the floor he writes, “Eat Shit” on the paper and hands it to Anderson. Green starts to get out of the ring as Brutality’s music hit’s the arena and he walks out with a look of “pissed” written all over his face. Brutality steps through the ropes to face Green. Green stands his ground with a look on his face as they both still hold microphones.
Brutality: I am here, these fans are here.
Brutality steps closer to Green and puts a finger in his face to get his point across more clearly.
Brutality: I want a match!!!
Green wipes his face as if Brutality spitted on him then looks at him and to the fans.
Green: I will make you a deal, you have one minute. If you can get an opponent by then, you got your match. I suggest you hurry up, the clock is ticking.
Brutality looks at Amaru and starts taunting him. Amaru laughs as he stands and yells a few things at the man in the ring and then looks at Green who shrugs his shoulders and is laughing as well. The OWFtron lights up as Nick Booton’s music hit’s the PA and he walks out of the entrance ramp. The fans are mixed, wondering about this guy Nick. He races to the ring and slides under the ropes as Green steps out of the ring and stands close to Amaru.
The Bell rings as Nick and Brutality face off, Brutality and Nick hook up in the middle of the ring, Brutality picks him up to body slam him and does so with great force. Nick pops up, clutching his back and ducks a clothesline attempt. Nick catches Brutality in the middle with a swift and powerful kick to the stomach. Brutality doubles over as Nick connects with a kick to the back of the head. Brutality pulls himself up with the ropes and ducks a sloppy thrown punch by Nick. Brutality throws a solid punch into Nick's face and DDT's him. He goes to work on Nick's core with a fury of stomps. Brutality picks Nick up, lifts him up over his head and presses him a few times before turning it into a vicious back breaker. Nick is laid out in the middle of the ring. Brutality takes to the ropes and is on the second one, when Green purposefully bumps it and throws him off a little. Brutality looks over at Green and starts yelling threats. Brutality turns around and Nick hops off of the turnbuckle hitting a Tornado DDT! Nick pins Brutality, 1..2..3!
Amaru: Knew that would be quick.
Nick springs up in excitement and has his hand raised. Nick quickly exits the ring and Green steps back in the ring. He raises the microphone as if to say something but Brutality leaps up and starts to punch Green over and over in the face. Green drops the mic and immediately Amaru leaps from the announcers booth and leaves Anderson there.
Anderson: Well it looks like my commentary partner has just left the table to go help former Static partner and long time friend, Chris Green fend off Brutality.
Amaru and Green grab Brutality by the arm and double team him in a double close line. Brutality is down and security is out as Amaru continues to stomp on Brutality. Security enters the ring and takes Brutality's hands in cuffs. Amaru looks at Green sternly as he smiles and Amaru walks back to the announcers booth to rejoin Anderson.
Anderson: How was it? Looked like fun.
Amaru is breathing hard and looks at Anderson with a mischievous grin.
Amaru: Was fun, you wanna go?
Anderson: No thanks...I have to meet up with Prissy later or else I would.
Anderson flashes his million dollar smile and some girls scream. Amaru doesn't like his response and his grin fades. But before he can say anything, Green grabs a mic from the matt.
Green: Get that piece of shit out of my fed. Brutality have a nice life in jail, you're out of the OWF. Bye Bye.
Anderson: Strong words from Chris Green, cant believe that piece of shit fired him.
Amaru again stares at Anderson with a look of "fixing to kick your ass". Anderson quickly goes to the next match as Green exit’s the ring smiling all the way down the ramp.
Anderson: Next we have Chelsea Fox taking on Natedawg in a singles match.
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Chelsea Fox vs. Natedawg
Singles Match
"Going Under" by Evanescence hits and the spotlights seem to go haywire, as they fly all over the arena. Chelsea Fox walks out onto the stage wearing a silver and red robe and stands at the edge of the ramp with her manager, Curtis Sanford. Two pillars of steam shoot up beside her, creating a strong whistling noise. Chelsea gets a running start down the ramp and slides into the middle of the ring. She climbs up the far post to the second turnbuckle and raises both arms in the air. Cameras flash, showering Chelsea in light. She gets down from the turnbuckle and prepares for her match as the music fades. "Deep Cover" By Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg hits the PA system as Natedawg comes hoolding the Wu-tang clan symbol. He then walks down the ramp with the fans cheering as he rolls into the ring and jumps onto the turnbuckle to his left and raises the wu-tang symbol and does it to the top left one to. He then jumps down and waits for the bell.
Amaru: This should be interesting.
Fox does a few stretches as she listens to Curtis yelling a few last tips to her from ringside. The bell rings and Natedawg mocks her a little by squating down to her level before locking up in the ring. He has the power advantage and starts to back her against the ropes. Chelsea is forced into the ropes but uses the leverage to push him off and shoots off the ropes, nailing a clothesline that surprisingly sends Natedawg to the canvas, she follows it up with an elbow drop that she turns into a headlock.
Anderson: Wow this girl is impressive, she's holding her own against a man twice bigger than her.
Natedawg effortlessly pushes her off him and gets out of the headlock, and grabs a handful of Fox's blond hair. The ref tries to deter him and he releases her. Fox turns around and kicks him in the stomach. Natedawg makes a huff noise like Fox just knocked the air out of him.
Amaru (leans forward): This is great.
Chelsea then slaps him hard, turning his head and causing spit to fly, she talks some trash to him before kicking him right in the face, causing Nate's nose to start bleeding, she then follows up with a bulldog.
Anderson: Pardon my language but...DAMN!
Fox goes to the top rope for a splash and connects.
Amaru: This guy is a 0 on a scale of 1-10. She's got him.
Anderson: Oh, definitely.
Chelsea fake yawns like she is bored. Nate stands up and she kicks him in the gut. She signals to the crowd and hits THE AFTERMATH! Chelsea pins him.
1...
2...
3!!!
Amaru: Your kick ass winner...Chelsea Fox!
Anderson: No doubt about that one.
Fox exits the ring and starts to walk to the back with Curtis as the lights in the arena dim.
The Mini-Natural Disaster Makes A Challenge
Segment
The OWF tron just lights up and you see the face of OWF's Little Tornado on the screen. He is standing beside a pool of water that is reflecting light onto his face. This gives it an eerie look and his location is hard to determine.
LT: Tann, you attacked me last week. I wasn't at my best, next week I could be.
The OWF tron comes back to normal as the lights in the arena come on fully. Anderson stares at the OWF tron as the fans wait in anticipation.
Amaru: Are we having technical difficulties or did he just challenge Tann?
Anderson: Interesting...He just challenged "The Loose Cannon".
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Chris Morningstar vs. Madison Divera
Singles Match
"No More Tears" by Ozzy Ozbourne cranks out of the speakers, and the arena goes black. When the chord changes into the main riff of the song, and the symphonic part rises, Morningstar is seen illuminated in the entranceway in blue light with smoke rising around him. He walks to the ring in his blue and black wrestling pants. As he takes steps to the ring, blue strobe lights illuminate his way. He grabs the top rope, turns to the crowd, wraps his elbows around the ropes and shakes it to pump up the crowd and then goes in the ring. Madison's music hits and she makes her way to the ring as the fans chant "Silkk's Slut" very loudly. She ignores them. The bell rings.
Madison and Morningstar lock up in the middle of the ring, Madison delivers the first strike with a knee to Morningstar's gut. She bounces off the ropes and takes him down with a bulldog. She lifts him up, delivers a forearm to his face and then locks in a sleeper hold.
Anderson: Great offense early from Madison Divera.
Morningstar shoves her off and then throws a lazy punch to her face. It connects barely and Divera is blinking in a daze. Morningstar picks her up in a farmermans' carry and starts to spin her around on his shoulders. He then slams her sideways into the matt and goes for a quick cover while patting her head in mockery. 1..Kickout by Divera who gets to her feet, he goes for a clothesline and she ducks, he turns around to only get nailed with a super kick to the face. Madison starts stomping Morningstar, she barely lifts him up and delivers a DDT. Madison tries to go for a cover and Morningstar gorilla presses her off him and she lands face first into the matt after the unexpected power lift. Madison holds her nose as it starts to bleed a little and Morningstar wastes no time in getting to his feet. Madison turns right into a kick to the stomach. She doubles over and Morningstar hooks both arms into a butterfly face plant.
Amaru: That had to hurt.
Morningstar then stands up and puts her in an ankle lock. Madison screams loudly before grabbing the ropes, forcing him to let go, Madison pulls herself up and throws an elbow into the face of Morningstar. She dabs her nose and sees that it is still bleeding. The crowd pops as Silkk rushes to ringside. Amaru stands in anticipation.
Amaru: I don't see any interference happening here on my watch.
Morningstar holds his face as Madison leaps off the ropes and does a back flip, lands a cross body on Morningstar and goes for a cover.
1..
2..
Morningstar barely puts his foot on the ropes in time to break the count. Silkk stands idle watching from the opposite side of the ring, no where near the commentary booth. Madison gets to her feet and starts stomping on Morningstar. She finally looks over and sees Silkk, she smiles at him for a second as Morningstar grabs her feet and rolls her up for a pin. Madison though rolls through and before she lands on her back manages to kick Morningstar square in the face.
Anderson: That looked like a move from the Matrix.
Morningstar falls flat on his back and doesn’t attempt to get up.
Amaru: Aw, he’s out.
Madison scrambles over and covers for the...
1...
2...
3!!!
Your winner...Madison Divera!
Divera exit’s the ring and Silkk helps her down. She holds her nose that has stopped bleeding and they walk to the back together.
Mysterious Little Paper, Eh?
Segment
The arena is silent for a second as the Commishioner of the OWF walks down the entrance ramp. He is talking on a staff walkie talkie and walks straight to the commentary booth and hands Anderson a paper. Majin Dawg leans in and covers the microphone while smiling. He waves to a few of the fans and exits the stage area behind the entrance ramp.
Anderson: Wow, that's a HUGE surprise!
Amaru snatches the paper away.
Amaru: HAHA...Great, wish you guys knew huh? But you will.
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Kenyon Carrington vs. Prissy
Full Throttle Championship Match
"What You Know?" by T.I. plays in the arena as the fans rise to shout at their rising star Kenyon Carrington. A chant of Carrington Fever echoes as Kenyon makes his way to the ring, not at all smiling. "So you think you got it like that?" announces over the arena and the faces rise to their feet as Going Under by Evanescence screams through the speakers and Prissy walks out in her wrestling attire. She holds the Full Throttle championship title over her head as she prances out to the ring.
Anderson: And here comes the beautiful Prissy. She's one hell of a champion, I tell you, that girl can fight!
Amaru: You don’t have to tell me. Try living with her.
Anderson (clears his throat): No Comment.
Amaru shifts his face abruptly at Anderson as the bell rings. Prissy and Kenyon grapple a few times before locking up. Kenyon over powers her and just man handles her, as he tosses her into the ropes. She bounces off the ropes and ducks Kenyon's attempted close line. Kenyon does a back kick and catches Prissy off guard as she doubles over holding her stomach. Kenyon grabs her by the hair and slams her into the canvas. He picks her up but she catches him offguard with an elbow to the face, he lets her go and she bounces into the ropes, comes back and delivers a swinging neckbreaker.
Prissy holds her left arm as she tries to shake it off. She spring boards off the second rope and cross body onto Kenyon. Kenyon catches her in mid air and holds her up horizontal. Prissy is trying to figure out where she is going to land as she is side walk slammed into the matt. She rolls over and hold her head as Kenyon tries for an early pin in the match.
1...
2..Kickout by Prissy!
Kenyon has his hopes crushed by Prissy's refusal to quit. Prissy rolls slowly to the ropes and lifts herself up, Kenyon charges, she drops, pulling the top rope with her and Kenyon goes flying over the top rope and crashing to the floor outside. Prissy uses the ropes to launch herself over and connects with a leg drop. Kenyon falls onto the steel rail and Prissy lands hard as well. The move has taken its toll on both of them.
Amaru: I told her to not do those high flying moves. Look he’s just throwing her around the ring.
Prissy is first to her feet as Kenyon struggles to get up. She grabs his arm and throws him towards the steel steps. Kenyon hits the steps so hard that he flips over them. Prissy musters the energy to walk over, grab him, and toss him back in the ring. Prissy lefts him up and delivers a DDT. She then gets up and delivers a quick elbow drop. She tries for a cover.
1...
2...
Kenyon gets his foot on the ropes. Prissy grabs the foot and starts to twist. Anderson smiles.
Amaru: Look at that temper tantrum.
The referee forces Prissy to let go as she stands on the second rope and waits for Kenyon to turn around. She connects with a hurricarana. Kenyon sits up, woozy, then falls back to the mat, Prissy bends down to pick him up but gets kicked in the face, Kenyon gets up and stumbles, he regains composure, Prissy stands up and Kenyon nails her with a powerful spinning heel kick that sends her to the canvas. Kenyon grabs her arm and throws her into the corner and follows in with a splash. Prissy falls flat to the matt. Kenyon goes over and puts a foot on her back as she lays face down. The referee lifts her arm and it falls. The referee raises it again and she holds it up. Kenyon grabs her by her hair and she low blows him for it.
Anderson: OUCH!!!
Kenyon drops to his knees as Prissy stands, she kicks him in the face as he falls to the canvas. She picks him up and whips him into the turnbuckle, she lifts him up on it and climbs the turnbuckle as well, she motions to the crowd and nails THE MIRRORWALK! She covers him.
1...
2...
3!!!
Anderson: SHE DID IT...PRISSY RETAINS!
Amaru (sits back and re-reads the paper): I never had any doubts.
Prissy is handed her title as she smiles towards to commentary booth and Anderson winks at her while big brother gives a two thumps up.
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The True Playa Feels The Cold
Singles Match
As Glacier sits there and plays with a crowbar, he looks over at the time. It's pretty late. Glacier has on a "No One Dies A Virgin Because Life Screws Us All!" black shirt on with aqua text. He also has on blue denim jeans and some white Air Force sneakers. He sits back in his black recliner chair and closes his eyes for a bit until he hears a knock on the door. He immediately leans forward then gets up. He hold his crowbar tightly as he makes his way to the door. He opens the door only to see Jase. He sighs, it's a breath of relief to him. Glacier signals for Jase to sit down on the chair right infront of the desk. Glacier puts down the crowbar on the desk. Then he goes into one of his drawers and pulls out a pink slip. He hands it to Jase.
Glacier: I gave you an chance, you gave me nothing. Do you think this is acceptable? Your a close friend but not close enough that I can have you wasting roster space. I thought you were going to get something accomplished here, but no. You didn't and you won't. I thought you were better than that. Better than these fools who join and never cut promos, who show no respect. I guess your just like one of them, huh? I'm not going to cry over spilt milk. You didn't cut a promo, so I'm cutting you. You know it's nothing personal, you are like a brother to me but it's my job and being soft on you means being soft on every other average Joe who comes strolling in here. Something, you know I can't do. I'm sorry Jase but you're fired.
Jase nods in disappointment. He may be upset but he knows he brought this on himself. He gets up and they share a brief hug and a handshake. Jase walks out quietly and leaves with pinkslip in hand. Glacier shakes his head and puts his face in his hand, covering his face; not willing to show how painful it is to fire a friend. Glacier, after having the pain subside, uses his hand to comb through his hair and sighs. He sits down in his recliner chair and looks at his computer monitor with the saddest face ever. He picks up the crowbar and stares at it for a moment. Then, with a fit of rage, throws it across the room and it hits the door. It falls down to the floor. Glacier, clearly upset about what he had to do, reclines in the chair as scenes fade away.
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Shyne vs. Akeem "The Dream" Malik
First Blood Match (#1 Contendorship for North American Championship)
"Poor Lil Rich" by 50 cent blasts over the PA as pyro explodes all over the arena and the roar of the crowd is deafening, Shyne walks out with his North American Championship, he makes his way to the ring with a swagger, he poses on all four turnbuckles. Shyne jumps in the ring and pops his knuckles and his neck. He jumps around on his feet to get momentum going and waits for his opponent to hit the ring. After a few seconds Shyne looks at the commentary booth and shrugs his shoulders.
Anderson: Does anyone know if Akeem is here?
Amaru: I haven’t seen him.
"Thrown Away" by Vast screams through the Arena as Co-Owner Green walks back through the entrance ramp with a microphone in hand again. He smiles his devious grin as Shyne stands there in the ring wondering what is going on. Green lifts the microphone to his face as the crowd is silent.
Green: Shyne, if your opponent doesn’t show he will not get a shot at your North American Title until further notice by ME! He has to the count of 10, Ring the damn bell!
Shyne stands there and paces the ring listening to the referee make the count. He stares at the entrance ramp and nothing happens. He looks at Anderson at ringside and mouths "What The Fuck?" The ref counts...
8...
9...
10!! Your winner and still North American Champion due to count out is Shyne.
Amaru (claps): Way to go Shyne.
Shyne doesn’t look amused and just exit’s the ring and glares towards Amaru as he gets to the back very disappointed in his opponent no-showing.
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Cyrus The Virus & Natedawg vs. "The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann
Handicapped Last Man Standing Match
All of a sudden we hear "Welcome to The Southside" shouted by Dallas Nash over the PA and Then Fort Minor's "Remember The Name" Plays and Dallas Nash walks out to the ring. He is wearing a gold chain with a large mic on it and got Black Jean Pants on and a White Wifebeater and he slids into the ring and rips his shirt off and throws it into the crowd. "Larger Than Life" by Backstreet Boys plays as 340 pound Cyrus The Virus comes out. He "towers" at 5 foot 6 inches. He walks down the ramp with an extra large size Luvs' diaper on. The arena fades to darkness and the crowd is buzzing heavily in anticipation. Suddenly, we hear the chilling voice of a child, sounding so innocent...yet bringing a dark, devastating prophecy.
The arena EXPLODES in red as the pyro goes off and "Walk" by Pantera hits over the PA. The ERRUPTS as standing at the top of the ramp is none other than the living legend of the OWF, "The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann. He's wearing black boots, blue jeans, a white wife beater, a black leather trench coat and his trademark dark sunglasses. His face is hard edged, almost cruel looking as the crowd errupts loudly as he begins to walk slowly down the ramp. He stops midway, looking towards the crowd. He then continues to the ring side area and leaps onto the apron and then steps between the ropes. He moves to the center of the ring and lets out a LOUD feral roar towards the heavens with the same intensity that has followed him for the last ten years. The music finally fades out as "The Loose Cannon" stands ready for these two dipshits.
Cyrus goes to the outside as nash is ready for Tann. Tann stands there ready as Nash charges in and they lock it up in the middle of the ring. Nash turns it into an arm bar and Tann reverses with a closeline that levels Nash. Cyrus waddles over the second rope and goes towards Tann while letting out a screaming noise.
Anderson: Listen to that battle cry! Ha-ha!
Amaru: That sounds more like a baby crying!
Tann charges towards the ropes and Cyrus jumps to the outside pointing to himself like he is the shit. Nash from behind with a clubbing right hand to the back of Tann. Nash now with a sleeper hold on Tann, but Tann just throws him to the side. Tann now with a spear that nearly takes nash apart. Tann now going over and taunting Cyrus who is still standing on the outside. Tann now with a TANNPLEX on Nash!!! here comes cyrus from the outside!!! Cyrus now throwing a few rights to tann's face, but its having no effect on the beast that is Tann. Tann now with TANNPLEX ON CYRUS!! He nearly throws Cyrus 3/4 the way across the ring!!!The fans are going nuts here.
Anderson: This is a last man standing match.
Cyrus pulls himself up by the ropes, Looks as if the ropes cant help that lard ass. Cyrus gives up and lays there catching his breath as Nash is up and Tann is watching Cyrus and laughing. Nash comes up from behind and Tann spins a kick and Nash doubles over and kicks him in the back of his head. Nash's face makes contact with the matt hard enough to bust his nose. Nash's nose is busted open!!!!Tann now going back towards Nash as he pulls Nash by the hair.. Now he hits him with a devastating DDT. Look at the intensity of Tann as Tann now goes for the TANMISSION!!!! Nash though is squirming around and rolls to the outside.. Tann just looks down at Nash as Cyrus is finally back up to his feet...Tann starts going towards Cyrus, but Cyrus just gets on his knee and starts begging Tann. Cyrus is now goes for a LOW BLOW ON TANN!!! Tann now for the first time feeling any pain in this match. Cyrus is back up looking almost in shock at the fallen Tann who is bent over holding his testicles. Cyrus is now laughing and holding his arms up as if he won this match!!! The ref starts to count!!!
Anderson: Cyrus can't win this. NOT THIS WAY!
1...2...3...4...5...Tann now back up to his feet. Cyrus doesn’t see him!!! Tann now catches the big 340 pounder and GERMAN SUPLEXES HIM!! THE ENTIRE RING SHAKES OFF ITS VERY ROOTS!!! Cyrus is down and out. Nash now picking at his nose which is bleeding and he is pissed off. Nash now back towards the ring. Tann and Nash are going punch for punch but Tann again gets the best of the street thug! Tann now signaling for it!!! TANNMISSION ON NASH!!!!Nash is tapping immediately,
Amaru: This it's a last man standing match!!! He can't tap out.
Tann can keep this hold on as long as he wants! Cyrus is still doubled over in pain. Tann locking it in harder and screaming. The fans chanting in unison "you tapped out" Nash is passing out. His nose a fountain of blood, his face beaten to a pulp. Tann releases the hold and just stands over both men shaking his head. Cyrus is moving somewhat, but now Tann goes over to CYRUS TANNMISSION ON CYRUS!!!! Cyrus is crying, begging for his life you can hear it. Cyrus now tapping but the tapping is slower and slower and it has stopped... both men have passed out!!!! Tann stands over them and spits on both of them. The ref counts 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10...YOUR WINNER "LOOSE CANNON" BRYAN TANN!!!
As Tann's hand is raised by the referee in victory, Cyrus begins to throw a temper tantrum on the floor. He gets up to attack Tann but his diaper falls off but the camera censors his genitals. Since it is so small, it is only about two to three blurred pixels covering it up. Even though it can't be seen on television, everyone in the arena sees it perfectly. They laugh extremely hard as we see Cyrus turn red from embarrasement. He begins to cry and run out of the ring only to be arrested by the police for public nudity. Tann begins to laugh as he leaves the ring, himself.
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Michael "Silkk" Carrington vs. "The Softcore Champ" Joseph Storm
World Championship I Quit Match
The arena goes black and all of sudden you start to hear the sirens throughout the arena. Silkk's theme song comes over the PA system; "Fireman" by Lil' Wayne. The fans start to boo as Silkk comes out from the back standing there looking around the arena and the pyro explodes throughout the ramp. He walks down towards the ring with a smirk on his face as if he knows he is better than everybody else. He gets in the ring, looks around, and leans back on the ropes. He has an attitude on his face and looks ready for his match.
"Wings of a Butterfly" by HIM begins. The lights lower, a buzz grows over the crowd. Pyros fly from the entrance ramp, the arena lights up as the pyros fly over the crowd. Joseph Storm stands in the center of the entrance ramp with his arms rasied high. Alexis Rose stands next to him looking out on the crowd. The crowd boos the pair. Joseph Storm slowly paces his way to the ring with Alexis close behind. Storm rolls into the ring, pulls the ropes for Alexis and heads to his corner. He stretches his arms out and does his trademark, sitting on the top turnbuckle waiting for the bell. Thrown away by Vast hits as Green comes out. Green strolls down to the ring, to a chorus of boos, holding the world title. He is in the center of the ring in between both wrestlers. He calls for the microphone.
Green: Well it's showtime. I guess it's time I announce who the special guest referee is, huh? No it's not me!
Green laughs as the fans start to become restless
Green: Well lets go to the back shall we? Or maybe the front of the building.
The cameras shift to the front of the building and we see a police truck. The back doors open up...IT'S K-NYNE!!!! His feet are in ankle bracelets, his arms in two sets of handcuffs. Two officers start to escort him into the building!
Green: Yes he is back! Bailed out for one night and one night only, K-NYNE! We need someone who can keep the bullshit to a minimum and that is K-NYNE!
Suddenly a voice over "Guess who's back?" "Oh Fo' Sho'" - Dr. Dre "Up In Smoke" and the fans explode into a huge ovation. K-Nyne enters the top of the entrance way. The two officers release him of his cuffs and ankle bracelets! K-Nyne walks to the ring as Green exits. Both men stop at the ramp and stare each other down. Green points to the ring and just walks off. K-Nyne gets into the ring with both men. Silkk gives an almost sadistic grin thinking he has evened the odds in this "I Quit" match. Storm looks a little upset and starts to yell some choice words for Green who just waives his hand at him. The fans are pumped up. K-Nyne signals for the bell to be rung.
Amaru: Here we go now its showtime!
Anderson: Yeah man seriously I am ready to see some major shit happen here. These two have done a lot of talking and now its time to put up or SHUT UP.
Storm and Silkk lock up. K-Nyne is keeping close eye on Silkk to make sure he doesn’t get out of line here. Silkk just pushes the much smaller Storm down the ground and pounds his chest a few times.
Amaru: Good show of strength by cocky Silkk.
Storm now back up to his feet and locks up again!!! Silkk throws him down again like a rag doll. Silkk raises his arms to some boos from the audience. Storm now back to his feet massaging his chin thinking about what his next move should be. Storm now charges at Silkk and grabs him around the waist, but Silkk again just throws him and this time to the corner!! Silkk now throwing some major rights and lefts to Storm! K Nyne checks with Storm to see if he is going to quit and Storm shakes his head angrily. Silkk now throws Storm across the ring into the other corner. Silkk stands there smiling cockily and charges, but this time STORM OUT OF THE WAY!!!
Anderson: Storm the wrestling scientist finally with a smart move.
Storm now with a suplex of the much larger Silkk!! Storm going for a boston crab, but Silkk just kicks him all the way to the outside!! Storm now on the outside a little woozy. Silkk is challenging Storm to get back into the ring, Storm tries and as he gets his hand into the ring Silkk stomps right on it!!! The fans start to boo as Storm is trying to get into the ring repeatedly and Silkk keeps preventing him from doing so. Storm now starts running around the ring and gets in.
Amaru: Storm is showing his speed there!
Storm now with a dropkick, but Silkk just swats him away like a fly!!! Silkk now going for a sleeper hold! You can tell Silkk is not too technical as he has it on almost incorrectly. Storm now moving around and hits a jawbreaker!!! Silkk now massaging his jaw area as Storm with a couple kicks to the midsection and a DDT!!!! Silkk is laid out cold with that one! K-Nyne now checking with Silkk who yells at him that he is not quitting!
Anderson: Man Silkk is serious there you can see the intensity.
Amaru: Neither of these men will quit we will be here all night long!
Storm now going for a high risk move MOONSAULT RIGHT ON SILKK!!! Man he hit that perfectly. Silkk is having trouble breathing as K-Nyne checks with him, but Silkk again through all the coughing says he is not quitting! Storm now putting some pressure on the former champion. Storm is going for it! MILLION DOLLAR DREAM ON SILKK!!!! Silkk is fighting it. K-Nyne checks with Silkk if he is quitting, but Silkk refuses! Storm locking it in big time now. The fans are on their feet going crazy here. Wait a second! Madison Divera coming from behind with a chair to the back of Storm!!!! K-Nyne let's it happen!!!
Anderson: What is K-Nyne doing? Man this is two on one!!!
Amaru: Well Storm has the odds stacked against him now.
Storm releases the hold abruptly as Silkk drops down to one knee and Storm falls to the ground in a heap. Silkk is slowly getting back up. Elbow to the sternum by Silkk. Silkk now with a leg drop. Silkk is now taking over the match. Silkk now bringing the action to a much slower pace. Silkk now with a scoop slam. Silkk now going for a figure four leglock!!! He locks it in. K-Nyne starts to check with Storm, but Storm again is shaking his head no.
Amaru: Remember this is not a submission per say. At any time when the opponent says "I Quit" the match is over.
Anderson: Exactly and neither of these guys will ever quit.
Storm reaches back to the ropes!!! He has the ropes! K-Nyne starts to administer. A real slow five count 1...2...3...4...5! Silkk releases it. Storm now holding his knee in pain as K-Nyne checks with him, but Storm yells no. Silkk now raises his arm as if he has this match won and the fans start booing loudly, Silkk now reaches over to Storm and gets him up into a suplex, but Storm is wiggling wait STORM reverses GERMAN SUPLEX BY STORM!!! Both men are now down as K-Nyne checks with both men who refuse to quit. Storm now the first man up, but a little wobbly. He reaches over to Silkk and hits side suplex now! Technical wrestling at it's finest as Storm is getting worked up. Storm now going for a crippler crossface!!! Storm locks it in!!! The fans are rising to their feet.
Amaru: C'mon Silkk, you going to quit!?
K-Nyne checking with Silkk who is shaking his head repeatedly no. Storm now taunting Silkk! Storm yelling for him to quit! Silkk yells no. Silkk is starting to fade though!
Anderson: What if Silkk passes out? Storm could end his career with this move!
Silkk waits. He's coming back to life! He is moving around and GETS HIS LEG ON THE ROPES!!! Storm releases the hold, but starts to go off a little on K-Nyne. Wait a second...what is Storm doing? Storm and K-Nyne are now going at it with a war of words. Silkk now slowly getting up behind Storm. Silkk points at K-Nyne!!! K-Nyne pushes Storm into Silkk who GETS HIM UP FOR THE DRIVE BY!!!!!
Anderson: Storm is done!!!
Amaru: Remember Storm has to quit to lose this match!!!
Silkk wait no he isn’t...HE IS GOING FOR QUALITY CONTROL ON STORM!!! Silkk turns it over and sits back!!! K Nyne now checking with Storm who is shaking his head repeatedly no!!!! Silkk now taunting him to quit! Storm refusing to do it!!! Storm wont quit!!! The fans are going nuts chanting:
Amaru: My God, this entire place is going crazy reminds me of when I was selling out arenas.
Silkk is yelling for Storm to quit, but Storm wont do it!!! He just won't fucking do it by god dammit!!! Storm wait...wait...wait!!! Storm is reversing it!!! He reaches back. He has Silkk’s leg my god what an awkward angle! STORM REVERSES IT!!! THE WRESTLING SCIENTIST BY GOD DAMMIT!!! Storm now locking it in!!! Silkk trying to re reverse it, but Storm drags Silkk back to the center of the ring!!! K-Nyne checking with Silkk!!! Silkk saying no repeatedly.. Oh my god this is crazy
Anderson: Will Silkk quit?!
Silkk refusing to give up! My god what a warrior! Storm is yelling at Silkk to quit. K-Nyne is kneeling over Silkk. Wait...
HE QUIT!!!! SILKK QUIT BY GOD DAMMIT!!! K-Nyne is yelling that Silkk quit!!! Storm releases the hold and falls over face first into the ring. Silkk looks up at K-Nyne. What in the hell is going on?!
Amaru: What is up with those two? My God this is crazy?!
Anderson: Did Silkk quit!?
K-Nyne goes to the outside now and grabs the world title! Storm gets up… K NYNE HANDS IT TO STORM!!! ITS OFFICIAL!!!
WINNER AND NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! JOSEPH STORM!!!
Silkk is really upset as he is yelling he didn’t quit. He and K-Nyne are now getting into it!
Amaru: I thought these two were friends. What is going on!?
Silkk now won't let K-Nyne get out of the ring! K-NYNE SHOVES SILKK!!! SILKK SLAPS K-NYNE IN THE FACE!!! K Nyne is now throwing rights at Silkk!! This is insane.
Anderson: One time friends! I guess that friendship is over!
The police are now running down to the ring dammit! They are breaking those two apart. Green is now at the top of the ramp clapping as the show ends.