-- LIVE --

The OWF-Tron flashes as the Slam intro ends and your taken live to The American Airlines Arena in Dallas Texas. Fireworks blast from the cannons planted by the ramps and the fans go crazy. In the ring Prez DK and the OWF Network Champion stand side by side waiting for the pyro to quit to get a chance to speak.. Just as the roars of the crowd lower, DK brings the mic to his mouth..

PA System - OH MY GOD THAT'S THE FUNKY SHIT!

"Funky Shit" by Prodigy plays and the crowd boos loudly. DK's mouth drops as he can't believe hes being interupted. He looks out towards the entryway. Seth Anderson walks out to the entryway, one hand holding a microphone.

Seth Anderson - Cut my music!

The PA System goes quiet soon after, and the crowds booing sounds even louder. Seth pauses for a moment, letting the crowd boo until they are out of breath, then speaks.

Seth Anderson - Since all parties are present, I have a proposition...a proposition for OWF's Proven Innocent.

The crowd begins to cheer the mention of the pay-per-view

Seth Anderson - SHUT UP! That event could NEVER equal the ratings of MASS DESTRUCTION!!!

The crowd boos even louder at the ASW reference, then begin a chant of "ALL-SHIT-TY!"

Seth Anderson - That's right, Proven Innocent is an "All Shitty" event, unless...you sweeten the pot.

Impatient, DK pulls up his microphone and interupts.

DK - Okay, Seth, I'm bored! What the Hell do you want?

Seth Anderson - I want the only thing that could save that event...I want to be in it...and I want to be in it against...HIM!

Seth points at Meca Blight, and the fans start to chant "ME-CA! ME-CA!"

Seth Anderson - Yeah, you guys know who I want, and I WILL have that match!

DK - Seth, in case you didn't notice, Meca, UNLIKE YOU, is still in the Road to Glory Tournament, and he might just be fighting for the OWF...WORLD...HEAVYWEIGHT...CHAMPIONSHIP...

The crowd pops loudly at the reference to the most prestigious title in the game.

DK - ...He doesn't have time to be kicking your ASW ass!

The “All-Stars-SUCK! All-Stars-SUCK!” chant starts up again.

Seth Anderson - Oh, are you trying to tell me that there’s too much competition for your lackey, DK? What do we have? Guys like Jesse Williams, Prissy, Greg Jackson…man, I could have sworn I’ve seen these guys somewhere. OH RIGHT! ASW!

The crowd boos, then the chant begins again, trying to drown Seth out. He pauses for a moment, and DK seizes the opportunity.

DK - First of all, Seth, don’t count a man like Jesse Williams as an ASW wrestler. He may wear the strap, but he’s…

Seth Anderson - an Old, Washed-Up Failure, just like Bryan Tann. Are you worried about Meca not being able to beat Greg Jackson? I mean, the guy hasn’t done a damn thing in ASW, yet he comes to OWF and gets a promised World Title shot. Since when do ASW midcarders get World Title shots, and yet ASW SUPERSTARS get shit?

The crowd boos as Seth tries to pump himself up, which only incites more jeering from the crowd.

Seth Anderson - What’s the fucking…

DK - I’VE HEARD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT!

DK’s raised voice captures everyone attention, and the crowd cheers.

DK - You know what, Seth? You aren’t shit! Sure, you beat Martin and MVP, but you are still just an ASW peon to me. However, if Meca wants to wipe the floor with you at Proven Innocent, that’s his decision.

DK turns to Meca Blight, who is still in the ring, obviously oblivious to the verbal altercation that has been going on.

DK - HEY MECA!

Meca - What? WHAT?!?

DK - Do you want Seth at Proven Innocent?

Meca - What? He’s not in the Road to Glory!

DK - No Shit! I wouldn’t let a piece of crap like him in MY TOURNAMENT!

Seth Anderson - Then why the fuck is Meca still in it?

The crowd boos loudly at Seth. Prez DK looks over to Meca and nods his head.

DK - I'll tell you what Seth, since you wanna come out here and talk all this garbage.. And its trash day...

Seth Anderson - Oh you know what... fuck you DiK!

DK - ITS TIME.. TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!

The fans pop as Mike Van Pelt wheels a dumpster onto the stage behind an unknowing Seth Anderson. MVP grabs seth by the head and pulls him backwards into the dumpster full of rotten trash. Everyone in the arena applauds as you see the side of the dumpster reads "All Shitty Wrestlers"! MVP locks down the top of the dumpster and climbs on top of it.. Posing for the crowd he lowers his thumbs and the "M...V...P.." chant begins.

Wilks - Take out the trash in deed! Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to OWF Sunday Night Slam! My broadcast partner beside me in the legendary Nick Burst!

Burst - I smell ASW people... Ewwwww..

Wilks - Seth Anderson should think twice about running his mouth to Prez DK like that.

Burst - He'll learn Toby! One way or another this is NO place for All Stinky Wrestlers!

Wilks - OWFites we are a week away from OWF's first return pay per view.. Its Proven Innocent! I can't wait for this pay per view Nick!

Burst - It would be good if it didn't have to have that crappy MVW match!

Wilks - I'm looking forward to that one, its been a long time since we've seen the King of the Mountain!

Burst - I can thankfully say I've never had the displeasure of watching one!

Backstage Myles MacManus is sitting at his desk as the phone rings and he quickly pulls out his cell phone, stares at the number then flips it open.

Myles - Yo... Is it set?

He pauses and listens to the otherside..

Myles - Alright great. Its gonna happen then? TONIGHT!? Wow.. Alright.. What? Hes here! This gets better and better...

The cameras cut back to ringside.

Wilks -Whos here?

Burst - I know who it is!

Wilks - Who! Who!

Burst - What are you a fuckin owl!?

Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for an evening gown match! It is for one fall and advancement in the road to glory tournament!

Burst - Hey! Fatty interupted me!

Wilks - Don't call him fat. Hes big boned..

Burst - Pfff... hooo k.. Way too much info for me. Keep your personal life to yourself!

PA System - 1. 2. 3. 4. I DON'T WANNA LIVE NO MORE!

Nichols - Coming to the ring at this time... MARTIN!

Gravity by Type O Negative blasts out through the PA and Martin steps through the curtains, wearing a shirt so offensive even the OWF has to block it out with a mosaic. He meanders his way down to the ring, rolling in under the bottom rope and then leaning against the turnbuckle in the corner and rolling his eyes

Nichols - His opponent... She is the OWF PDA champion... Prissy!

Lights dim as the entranceway illuminates with red mist and the light beat of piano of Korn's Dead bodies everywhere kicks into play....music pulses as the shadow emerges unto the rampway. Prissy steps out onto the stage as the fans leap to their feet. She looks forward to the ring, not acknowledging the fans on her way down.

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Before the bell finishes ringing Prissy has Martin on the ground laying fists into his temples. She grabs the back of his head and slams it into the mat a couple times then stands up and rips the top of her evening gown in pure rage. Martins eyes grow big and he smiles in a daze as he stares at Prissy.

Burst - AHHHH! SHES STRIPPING!

Wilks - Cover your eyes Nick!

Burst - DONT TOUCH ME NOW FAGGOT!

Martin climbs to his feet and continues to stare at Prissy. Hes caught in lust as he pants and drools. Prissy rushes towards him and clotheslines him into the corner. Martin leans forward and attempts to kiss Prissy, she slaps him across the face then drives her shoulder into his midsection and keeps him pinned in the corner. She delivers two more shoulder rushes until Martin slides down in the turnbuckle and is sitting on the mat. Prissy backs up and runs towards him, he invites her in as she leaps and delivers a bronco buster! Martin invites the move in and grins the entire time, Prissy leaps off him then waits for him to stand up... LIFT! Prisst takes him down with the lift and makes the cover.. 1...2...3!

Nichols - YOUR WINNER.. And Advancer in the road to glory tournament.. Prissy!

The cameras cut backstage to show Hawk Hendricks approaching Jackie Kissens dressing room, he knocks twice on the door and she swings it open. Hawk smiles at her and hands her a single red rose. She melts as he hugs Hawk and he enters the dressing room, turning to the camera with a grin and whispering..

Hawk Hendricks - You got nothin on me Bryan!

He shuts the door behind him as the cameras cut back to ringside.

Wilks - When Bryan Tann sees that.. Oh Hawk will be dead!

Burst - Nah way.. Hawks the friggin man!

Wilks - You don't mess with someones family Nick.

Burst - No.. the lesson here is you don't mess with a whore like Jackie Kissens... I still itch!

Wilks - Ahh that was... awww... Nick. Your rotten. Our next match will take place in doors, due to some liability issues that occured last week when the police where called to the alamo for the PDA title match.

Burst - Referee Scott Bunton told me he got BUN rushed!

Wilks - Bum rushed?

Burst - Don't pretend like you dont know what that is.. Homo...

Wilks - I doubt Bunton got it in the bun Nick...

PA System - Gotta make this money, and make this money... This money is me this money is everything I do and see who you to judge me?

Burst -Just telling you what he said!

Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall and a cattle ranch match! The winner will advance in the road to glory tournament! As the request of President Diamond Kid for liability purposes this match will take place IN THE ARENA! On his way to the ring.. From Jasper Arkansas.. Jasper Rage!

"Fist of Rage" by Kid Rock blares over the PA System. Jasper Rage pushes his way out onto the ramp and runs to the ring, he slides under the bottom ropes and runs to the corner where he jumps up onto the top turnbuckle showing his athleticism.

Nichols - His opponent.. From Los Angeles, California..

PA System - Cali.... Fornia.. Lovvvvvvvvvvve......

Nichols - Greg Jackson!

"California Love" by Tupac featuring Dr. Dre plays over the speakers as Greg Jackson makes his way down to the ring to a chorus of boos AND a chorus of cheers. Following him is his brother and manager, Matt Jackson. His eyes are nervously focused on his opponent, Jasper Rage. He's mainly nervous about all the goodies in the ring. Branding irons, hay bails, and even cow patties! To make things worse, Jasper Rage sees how uncomfortable Greg is with all the items, so he actually starts rolling in the cow patties! Greg nearly pukes as he turns around looking to go back to the locker room. However, Matt stops him.

Matt Jackson - Don't even think about it! We got the match changed so that it wouldn't be on an actual cattle farm! This was the best we could do! Now get in there and kick his ass!

Greg Jackson - HE ROLLED IN THE POOP!

Matt Jackson - Yeah he's an idiot. Get in there!

Greg Jackson - I'm not touching him!

Matt Jackson - Dammit... you'll thank me later!

At that point, Matt actually grabs his brother Greg by the hair, leading him towards the ring! Then, Greg's older brother rolls Greg into the ring against his will where Jasper Rage is waiting for him.

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Jasper closes in on Greg, but Greg escapes him, trying to keep as much space between himself and Jasper Rage! He can't run for long, however, as Jasper corners him against the turnbuckle. Sensing that he might actually get touched by the man covered in cow patties, Greg tries to kick him in the mid-section. Jasper catches his foot, though, and leads Greg out of the corner as Greg hops on one foot to follow. Greg then tries an enziguri, which Jasper Rage ducks. In that process, Jackson nearly falls face first into a cow pattie himself after missing the enziguri! The crowd cheers after almost seeing what they knew Greg wanted no part of. Greg quickly gets out of the way of the fecal matter, but Jasper is still holding his leg. He finally drops an elbow on to Greg's knee, which Greg promptly holds in pain. Jasper then uses this moment to find himself a weapon. As Greg gets up, Jasper hucks a hay bail at Greg's face. Greg tries to catch it, but it's much heavier than he anticipated, so it hits him in the face and drops him to the mat. Jasper then picks up a milk bucket which actually has fresh cow milk in it, and he pours it in Gregs face as he's getting up. He then swings the metal bucket as hard as he can hitting Greg in the face with it. Greg slowly gets up as Jasper gets something else. This time it's a branding iron. Jasper sneaks up behind Greg and takes out Greg's knee with the branding iron! The crowd is cheering loudly at this point in support of Jasper Rage and his current in ring antics. Jasper seems to be thoroughly enjoying himself too. Then Jasper apparently goes too far. Just as Greg is helping himself get up by using the ropes for assistance, Jasper picks up two hunks of cow patties. The first one hits Greg right in the middle of his chest. The second throw misses Greg and probably hits some unlucky fan in the audience! But hey, at least he or she will have a nice souvenir to take home! Greg, however, isn't amused at all! He looks at the cow dung on his chest, slowly wipes it off in disgust, and then looks over in Jasper Rage's direction, looking more pissed off than anyone has ever seen Greg Jackson! Jasper Rage, looking quite happy with himself, prepares for some more offensive action, when suddenly, Greg comes running towards him full throttle. The look on Jasper's face quickly changes from smug content to oh shit, as Greg connects with a massive power clothesline. Jasper rolls with it and is back on his feet, but Greg rebounds off of the ropes and connects with another power clothesline. Jasper slowly gets back to his feet as Greg Jackson finds an eletrical cattle prod somewhere in the ring. The evilest, sickest grin appears on Greg's face as he slowly creeps up behind Jasper Rage. The crowd is in an uproar at what they may be about to see. Jasper Rage turns around, notices the cattle prod, and tries to run in fright. Jasper takes about three of four steps then suddenly slips in some cow dung, and lands flat on his ASS!! The fans in attendance burst into laughter. Greg looks at the cattle prod, then looks at Rage, who is rolling around in the cow dung trying to get to his feet. Jackson heads over to the turnbuckle and waits for Jasper to get to his feet. Still holding the cattle prod, Greg leaps forward from the turnbuckle, and nails Rage with THE BLACKJACK, while sticking the cattle prod into Rage's neck!!!! Jasper Rage flops on the mat like a fish out of water. Greg Jackson stands there for a moment, laughing at Jasper, then finally makes the cover. Referee Scott Bunton drops into place to make the count 1...2...3!!!

Nichols - YOUR WINNER.. And Advancer in the road to glory tournament.. GREG JACKSON!

Greg's arm is briefly raised victoriously by the referee, but Greg isn't interested in celebrating. He walks over to the ropes where he's motioning for a microphone, and soon enough, he's handed one. His music stops playing as he starts to speak.

Greg Jackson - That may have been the DUMBEST match that I've ever participated in! Jasper, I beat Jack Destiny, and he beat your ass twice! What made you think you'd have a chance against me in ANY kind of match?!

The crowd gives Greg a very mixed reaction.

Greg Jackson - Enough of this guy. I got bigger and better things to look forward to here in OWF. There's just one problem here, people. The problem is that nobody seems to be looking forward to Greg Jackson.

Again, a mixed reaction from the crowd towards Greg Jackson.

Greg Jackson - I'll tell you one of most popular misconceptions of all! Everyone seems to think that the quarter-final match between Jesse Williams and Bryan Tann... is actually the FINALS! People seem to think that the winner of that match is going to win it all, taking home the OWF World Title! Well folks? FUCK! THAT!

That gets Greg a rather positive reaction from the crowd.

Greg Jackson - Everyone's lookin' past Greg Jackson early on. Let me tell y'all somethin' though. That time is over very soon! It's over the day I beat that crazy son of a bitch, Meca Blight!

The fans cheer loudly at the mention of Meca Blights name.

Greg Jackson - And it is CERTAINLY over, the day I win that OWF World Title! There's gonna be a new World Champion at Proven Innocent people! And it is NOT gonna be one of the "Old Guard" OWF guys!

PA System - DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!

Greg drops the mic in the ring but he's got company now. Meca Blight and Zack Perry come to the ring with chairs in hand.

Meca Blight - Do you remember what you did to my BESTED friend here Jackson?

Jackson looks around but no where to escape.

Meca Blight - Revenge!

Meca and Perry get into the ring and start beating down Jackson with chairs. Seth Anderson runs to the ring with his own chair! He sneaks behind Meca Blight! SMACK with the chair! Another for Zack Perry! Both men are down and hurt. Seth drops his chair and reaches his hand out for Meca Blight. OUT OF NOWHERE ON MECA! Seth then walks over to Greg Jackson and locks in ALL YOU CAN DO IS SCREAM! As he locks in the hold, you can hear him scream out to the crowd.

Seth Anderson - SEE THIS?!? SEE WHAT AN 'ALL STAR' CAN DO?!?

The crowd boos loudly and a referee comes and tries to break the hold.

PA System - M....V...P... OWWWW!

The fans pop with one of the loudest cheers of the night 'Pump It Up' by Joe Budden hits over the PA system, Mike Van Pelt rushes down the ramp and slide into the ring. He kicks Seth in the back of the head making him release his hold. The referee from the last match slides back into the ring and calls for the bell.

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

MVP gets a loud "MVP" chant from the crowd who would seem to really want Seth Anderson to lose. Seth and MVP circle eachother around the ring as the match begins, finally locking up in the center. Seth, who has a slight size advantage over MVP, gains the first advantage. He turns to his side and locks in a side headlock on MVP, but it doesn't last long, as MVP pushes Seth off, whipping him into the ropes. Seth rebounds and jumps over MVP who is lying flat on the mat. Seth rebounds again and this time, MVP leapfrogs over top of Seth. Seth rebounds yet again and this time, he is monkey flipped by MVP, which gets a loud pop from the crowd. Seth is quick to his feet but is arm dragged ever quicker by MVP. Seth comes back again and receives another quick arm drag! Seth wont stay down, as he comes back running at MVP, but MVP hits a drop toe hold on Seth, faceplanting him into the mat. Seth isn't so quick to his feet this time, so MVP locks ina reverse armbar to Seth, who is on his stomach, to keep him grounded. The referee asks seth if he wants to quit but seth doesn't respond, just stares. Then seth rolls out of the lock and jumps to his feet pushing MVP off him and into the ropes.. MVP comes bouncing back and spring forward to connect with a cross body block. Seth catches him and power slams him into the mat. He goes for the cover.. 1..2.. MVP lazily lifts a leg to the ropes and stops the count. The ref points and Seth grabs MVP up by the hair. DK is seen walking halfway down the entrance ramp with his hands in his pockets and just watches Seth.

Burst - Hey its DK! Hey Boss! HAHA!

Wilks - Obviously he sees major interest in these four men. All of them are prime canidates to be OWF champion.

Burst - Maybe he wants to fire someone! Only two of them have the chance! The others have to sit on the sideline where they belong!

Wilks - We already know Greg Jackson will be in the semi finals. Now its between Meca and Dom Fan 001 to advance in that bracket!

Burst - Uhhhhh Both of those guys are morons! Maybe he'll fire them both.. Then you..

Seth doesnt see him.. He throws MVP into the corner and follows in with a splash. MVP is stubling around as he comes out of the corner Seth jumps on the opposite side rope and back springs off connecting with the cross body block. Seth quickly rises back to his feet and delivers a few stomps to MVP's chest. He pulls MVP up and drops him back down with a picture perfect scoop slam. Seth goes for the quick cover, and the ref drops into position 1...2..MVP pulls his shoulder up off of the mat. The two men get to their feet, and Seth applies a side headlock. MVP slides back and pushes Seth into the ropes. Seth bounces back, MVP drops his head down, but Seth regains control of his speed and stops in front of MVP. Seth then easilly drops MVP on his head with a DDT. Seth slides over for the cover once again. 1...2...Thr- KICKOUT! MVP barely gets his shoulder up after being surprised by Seth with that DDT. Seth Anderson is in full control now, as he picks up MVP by the hair. He then lifts MVP up for a suplex, but he doesn't hit it right away, as he stalls, holding MVP up in the air for about fifteen seconds then drops him with a suplex. MVP irish whips Seth into the ropes, then tries to hit a clothesline. Seth ducks and stops, turning around. MVP turns to Seth and gets grabbed...OUT OF NOWHERE! Right as Seth goes for the pin, he sees DK standing at the entryway. Seth forgets about MVP and looks out at DK, and you hear him scream out...

Seth Anderson - ALL STAR! ALL STAR! ALL STAR!

The crowd chimes in with a chant of their own: "ALL STARS SUCK! ALL STARS SUCK!"

Meca Blight gets up from ringside and rolls into the ring, chair in hand. He places the chair on the ground, and DK points at Seth, signaling turn around. Seth turns and Meca kicks him in the stomach, then grabs Seth and...MECA-PLEX ON THE STEEL CHAIR! The crowd pops loudly, and starts chanting "O-W-F! O-W-F!" Meca grabs the chair and swings to hit Meca, but Jackson grabs his foot from ringside, and trips him up, making him hit the canvas face first. Jackson rolls in and picks up Meca, and DDT'S HIM ON THE STEEL CHAIR!! Diamond Kid finally calls for a microphone and gets it.

DK - BREAK IT UP!! Nobody touches anybody in that ring until I put say so! HEY!

Greg Jackson begins to stand up, looking down at Meca Blight.

DK - Greg!! If you touch Meca I swear to god I'll fire your ass! I'll shred your contract and you can go right back to ASW! Look, I can't have you guys messing up my show like this! My next match is a Road to Glory match! ITS VERY IMPORTANT. SO.. Meca, you better beat Dominator Fan tonight so you and Greg can fight your way for a OWF World Title shot.. And the loser, at Proven Innocent goes against Seth Anderson for a world title shot! Okay? Now get out of my ring before I suspende you all without pay!

Dom Fans enter as security "escorts" and take Jackson and Seth back to the backstage area. As they cross to backstage, they pass Zack Perry on his way to ringside.

Burst - You tell em DK!

Wilks - DK just laid the law down and it looks like everyone is going to graciously obide.

Burst - Of course they are! DK is proving hes not the push over everyone thinks he is! Now if we could just get rid of the mexicans in OWF, things would be perfect!

Wilks - They're good workers.

Burst - WOAAHHH! I CANT BELIEVE YOU WENT THERE!

Wilks - What.. Oh.. Oh crap I didn't mean it like that!

Burst - Rigghhhhttttttt... I've taught you well grass hoppa!

Wilks - Lets just get to the ring! Please...

The camera cuts to a backstage dressing room where a man is seen talking to the camera. This is a new face to the OWF scene, and he seems to be flirting with someone out of view of the camera.

Kico Kaine - You are the most beautiful thing in the OWF, oh yes, you are. Just look at your hair, your chest...that ass. Sexy doesn't begin to describe...

The camera pans out, and a mirror comes into focus. The man is talking to his own reflection.

Kico Kaine - Mirror, mirror...on the wall...who's the hottest thing in OWF?

Suddenly, another image is presented in the mirror. A woman walks by the open dressing room door, and her reflection is shown over the mans.

Kico Kaine - What? Who the hell is that? She's not the hottest person on OWF? I AM!!! She'll pay...I'll make her ugly.

The man quickly exits the dressing room, catching up to the woman who walked by. The man assaults the woman, beating her senseless. He then throws her into the wall on the left, and then again into the wall on the right. She drops to the ground in a heap. The man picks her up once more and applies a sleeper hold. The camera finally catches up to two people, and focuses on the woman's face...it's PRISSY!!! Content with what he has done the man releases the sleeper hold and allows the woman to fall to the ground.

Kico Kaine - I'm Kico Kaine bitch, and I'm the hottest person in the OWF!!

The man calmy walks back to his dressing room, and begins talking to the mirror once more as the cameras cut back to ringside.

Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall.. It is an OWF Lumberjack match and will determine who will go onto the next round of the road to glory tournament. Coming to the ring at this time.... Being accompanied by his two lumberjacks Dom Fan 000 and Dom Fan 002... He is the leader of the Dominator Fan Club.. Dominator Fan 001!

PA System - DOM FANS... UNITE!.....

"My way" by Limp Bizkit kicks over the PA system. Laughter burst through the crowd as a tiny german man with thick glasses and long blonde shaggy hair steps out from the back with a "Dom Rulz" tshirt on. He trips as he begins to jog down the ramp and lands on his face. Quickly he jumps up and looks around him then gets a snarled look over his face and gets into the ring. With his two followers closly behind him.

PA System - Don't call it a comeback!

Nichols - His opponent.. Being accompanied by his lumber jacks President Diamond Kid and Mr. P, He is the OWF Network Champion... The Cat Smasher.. Meca Blight!

Meca Blight's voice hits the PA System. The music cuts in and Meca's own version of LL Cool J's "Mamma Said Knock You Out" begins blaring. The fans erupt as Meca Blight steps out onto the entrance ramp. He throws both hands up into the air as a rainbow of pyros blow up from behind him. President Diamond Kid steps out behind him pointing at the OWF Network championship around Mecas waste. Mr. P steps out without the enthusiasm the other two hold as they all travel down to the ring.

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

There's a brief staredown between the two as Dominator Fan 001 motions with his hands to "BRING IT". Meca is more than happy to agree and he runs in Dom Fan's direction and OBLITERATES HIM with a vicious clothesline! Dom Fan slowly gets up holding his neck. The word "Owwwwwww" can be heard as he makes his way to his feet. Meca is waiting in the corner until Dom Fan turns to face him. When he faces Meca, he is immediately dropped by ANOTHER running clothesline! Dom Fan appears to be out for the count, but Meca doesn't want it to be over just yet, so he pushes Dom Fan out of the ring with his foot to where Zack Perry and DK are standing. Perry is taunting people at ringside but is interrupted as Dom fan falls on his head. Dk grabs Dom fan and starts punching him. Perry picks up the steps and smashes them on Dom's head. From the other side of the ring The Dom fan lumberjacks are shouting to pep talk Dom Fan 001. Meca walks over to the other side and puts a finger to his mouth "SHHH!..." Dk and Perry lift Dom Fan 001 into the ring and Meca is standing there waiting like a line backer for a football team. Dom Fan grabs onto the ropes and pulls himself to his feet as Meca delivers a splash in the corner. Dom Fan falls flat on his face and Meca dances around the ring until.. uh oh.. he smells something.. BBQ glazed doughnuts.. He leaves Dom Fan alone and follows the scent. A single doughnut is tied to a string and the Dom lumberjacks are luring Meca to their side. Perry and Dk are yelling at Meca to just make the cover. Meca pounces on the doughnut, but before he can take his first bite he is pulled out of the ring by the Dom Fan lumberjacks.. The Dom fans dive on top of Meca. It appears as if they are pummeling Meca, but suddenly Meca bursts up and tosses the Dom Fans off of him. He looks down to his hands and notices the BBQ Glazed Doughnut is crumbled and it falls to the floor. Meca is furious!! He lunges at the Dom Fans tackling them both to the floor. Meca unleashes a fury of blows. Both of the Dom Fans are lieing motionless on the floor. Perry and DK scream at Meca to get back into the ring. Dom Fan is up and waiting as Meca slides back into the ring. Dom Fan kicks him before he can get up, trying to get up. However, he's Dom Fan, a scrawny little panzy ass, so that doesn't work and Meca gets up and punches him in the face. Meca whips Dom Fan into the ropes, and since Dom Fan is an idiot, he doesn't turn his back to the ropes. So he ends up hitting the ropes face first, rebounding, and falling flat on his back as he trips over his own feet. The Dom Fan lumerjack throws something at Dk... Hits Dk in the head.. DK screams" What the hell" DOm fan lumberjack.." Shut up".. DK-"no you shut up".. DOm fan lumberjack.. " NO you".. Perry is sick of it and runs over to the toher side of the ring.. he spins Dom fan 000 around and DDT on teh concrete and looks at the other one Perry:" you want to shut up now?". DOm fan jumberjack002.. "shakes head yes and looks at the floor".. .. Meanwhile, back in the ring, a technical wrestling CLINIC is occuring! Dom Fan is once again allowed to reach his feet as Meca stalks him in the ring. Dom Fan stumbles over to Meca Blight, and he walks right into a belly to belly suplex. With Dom Fan motionless in the ring, Meca quickly locks in the Strife Ender! Dom Fan taps out before the move is even locked in, but Meca holds on to the hold for another five seconds, just for good measure. Meca's arm is raised victoriously and Dom Fan is holding his throat, looking at his comrades outside the ring. He is actually CRYING as he tells them, "I COULDN'T BREATH! OK?!?!?!?!?! I DIDN'T SEE YOU GUYS IN THERE!!!!!

Nichols - Your winner and advancer in the road to glory tournament.. Meca... Blight!

The cameras cut backstage to show Bryan Tann in rage... He rushes through the hall knocking people over on his way. He runs to Jackie Kissens lockerroom door and without knocking he pushes through the door..

Byran Tann - I CAUGHT YOU.. YOU CHEATING WH.......

Tanner - Happy Fathers Day Daddy!

Burst - Its Tanner! Hes a bastard!

Wilks - NICK!

Burst - WHAT!? He is! He is a bastard!

Wilks - Don't talk that way about a child.

Burst - I'm just letting everyone know that Jackie Kissens son is a bastard.

Wilks - Hes got a father!

Jackie Kissens stands up with a smile and gives Bryan a hug and kisses him on the cheek as she hands him a single red rose.

Burst - Hes still a bastard...

Wilks - Shhh.

Bryan is suprised as his son grabs his leg and hugs him tight. Bryan smiles a pure glow comes over his face for the first time ever.

Tanner - I had a card.. But my other daddy wanted it so I gave it to him.

Bryan's face turns flush as his heart races, he looks down at his son in the eyes then removes him from his leg and exits the room, slamming the door as he walks away to regain himself.

Wilks - Ohhh... Oh man... You don't... You don't mess with a man's family!

Burst - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!

Wilks - Nothing funny about that Nick.

Burst - Oh.. Oh I'm sorry.. Its just that.. Oh mann...

Wilks - I thought you liked Tann!

Burst - Eh sometimes, I'm just up to see peoples mizery.

Again the cameras go backstage. Myles McManus, Mr P, and Kandi are all sitting around a table in the executive office as Prez DK stands in front of his desk asking questions..

Prez DK - Who the hell signed this mystery man? I want answers...

The staff looks amungst themselves and nobody answers.

Prez DK - Well... Lets hear some answers.. Who signed em?

Mr P - Wasn't me, all my signings have been for Heretic DK. You know I wouldnt promote this show.. pfff...

Kandi - Don't look at me.

Prez DK - We all have a good idea of who this mystery man is... So Myles that leaves you...

Myles - Hey you told me to sign someone, I signed a couple people. But not this guy DK. I don't even have his number, it wasn't me!

Prez DK - Well then.. Your number one priorities from now on is to find out for sure if this guy is who we think he is..... Then.. Then I want answers! Now go!

The staff all stands and exit the room as DK shakes his head and the cameras go to ringside.

Burst - I know who it is Toby!

Wilks - Who is it smart guy..

Burst - I'm not telling!

Wilks - That was pointless...

Burst - Hes a bad bad man Toby!

Wilks - John Cena!?

Burst - Get real, hes not OWF material.. You'll find out soon then I'll say "I told you so!"

Wilks - You didn't tell me anything!

Burst - Exactly.....

Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first... From Seattle Washington.. Hawk Hendricks!

The lights go out and Click Click boom By Saliva starts to play. Flames shoot up in intervals up and down the ramp while the screen pops up a picture of the World Title. Then the words Definition of an Icon flash on the screen. Then past video of Hawk in previous matches flash to the music. Several seconds pass by and Hawk doesn't show up.

Wilks - Somebody better tell Hawk its match time..

Burst - Hes too busy porkin Jackie!

The cameras turn just inside the OWF's entranceway. Hawk Hendricks is laying on the ground with a blood soaked face, hes motionless and his eyes are closed. Ontop of him sits a single red rose and a fathers day card torn to pieces and spread all over his stomach.

Burst - Ewww.. Looks like he earned his red wings!

Wilks - Obviously Hawk Hendricks has been attacked moments ago and we where not informed. EMTS are arriving on the scene.

EMT's quickly rush to Hawk's side and lay a stretcher down next to him. In the background you can hear someone screaming.

Byran Tann - LET THAT MOTHER FUCKER ROT! DONT FUCKIN TOUCH HIM! LET HIM ROT LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT HE IS!

Suddenly Hawks eyes open and he jumps up to his feet, woozy and a little out of it he staggers as blood drips from his face. He whipes the blood away from his face and spots Bryan Tann standing to the side laughing.

Byran Tann - YOU DONT FUCK WITH A MANS FAMILY MOTHER FUCKER! YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET!?

Hawk pushes the EMT's off from him and runs towards Tann, Tann grabs a long lead pipe that sits next to him and swings it wildly hitting Hawk in the face with it. Hawk hits the ground again as another gash is opened up. Bryan Tann throws the pipe down and gets on top of Hawk and chokes him with his bare hands.

Byran Tann - I'll KILL YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU HEAR ME! I'LL FUCKING.. FUCKING... FUCKING KILL YOU!

All of the lights in the arena cut out within an instant.... Seconds pass then they flip back on and Bryan Tann is laying ontop of Hawk Hendricks with a gash in the back of his bald head and blood leaking from it. A small alarm clock with a loud ticking was left next to Tann. Prez DK runs out from the side and sees a door left swinging open, quickly he rushes through the door to a small utility closet and looks up to see one of the panels in the roof is missing.

Prez DK - HES IN THE ROOF! EVERYONE GET UP THEIR! GET HIS ASS!

Burst - Get him DK!

Wilks - This could be the end for this mystery man thats been creating havoc in the OWF!

Burst - Oh hes got him now!

DK grabs a mag light from the utility closet and pulls himself up into the attic section above the lockerrooms. He shines it around and notices that a very visable opening leading to the outside of the arena is drilled through and the man has again made his escape.

Burst - Sheeett.... You'll get him next time DK!

Wilks - You brown noser

Burst - I might kiss ass.. But at least I don't lick it like you.

Wilks - What! I don't!.. Ahh nevermind lets go to the main event.

Burst - Tann better get his ass up off the floor back there. He's gotta beat this dirty mexican!

Wilks - You where just booing Tann!

Burst - Listen.. I have a system.. Like Em, Hate Em, And Like Em when they fight dirty mexicans!

Wilks - Well thats fair I guess.

The arena goes dark, and the crowd buzzes as they're in total darkness. Suddenly, the sound of a young child can be heard over the PA as if the eerie voice is speaking a dark prophecy.

PA System - Cry little sister. Come to your brother.

Nichols - The following contest is tonight MAIN EVENT! Its for advancement in the road to glory tournament! Introducing first.. He is a former OWF World Heavyweight Champion.. The Loose Cannon.. Bryan Tann!

(The arena EXPLODES in firey pyro and red light as "Swamped" by Lacuna Coil hits over the PA. The firey pyro at the entranceway looks like a walkway straight to hell. Standing amidst the fire is a lone figure, looking as though they are walking through hell like it's an everyday thing. The OWF fans ERRUPT as OWF Hall of Famer "The Loose Cannon" Bryan Tann emerges from the flames. His eyes are focused on the task at hand, yet taking in the loud pops from the OWF fans. Tann walks down the ramp with his intense eyes glaring towards the ring, even though they're covered by sunglasses. He heads down to ring side, and slides in under the bottom rope. When he's in the center of the ring, he throws his arms high over his head letting out a LOUD roar as the pyro in the ring erupts again, sending fire into the air. Finally, the pyro subsides, and the lights are normal again, as Tann is ready to begin his path of destruction.)

PA System - KILL THE LIGHTS!!!

Nichols - His opponent.. He is the ASW World Heavyweight Champion.. Jesse Williams!

The lights cut out and then pyro hits the stage. Just then, "Facepeeler" by Taproot kicks in. From the back, we see a confident Jesse Williams walk out from the back. The fans all rise to their feet. He slowly walks down the aisle, keeping his eyes locked on the ring. When he gets to the ring he slides in, and walks over to his corner and he leans back into it. Slowly his music starts to fade as he gets ready for the match.

(Ding, Ding, Ding...)

Prez DK - Woah Woah Woah. Wait a second! OWF Crew.. Get down to the ring and assemble... THE CELL! Jesse thats for you buddy. I know how you love the cell! And Bryan, I didn't forget about you.. This match will be deemed.. LOOSE CANNON RULES!

The fans leap to their feet and scream as the OWF crew rushes to the ring and within a few minutes time they have the cell hooked up and ready to go. The match starts as the two men circle each other very slowly

Wilks - This match is highly anticipated, two franchises, in one ring, for the right to-

Burst - Do you ever shut up?

Williams stands up after a bit of circling and he steps to the outside of the ring. He pulls up the apron and he goes for the weapons immediately. He pulls out a table and slides it in, he looks under and he pulls out a steel garbage can full of weapons

Wilks - Williams getting the hardware!

When Williams stands up to put the garbage can in the ring, Tann dives feet first at Williams and nails the garbage can into his head, much to the fans delight

Burst - These fans don't know what to cheer for!

Williams picks himself up and holds his forehead a bit as Tann comes to the outside of the ring, Williams stands up and meets Tann with a stiff right hand, and then another right to the jaw. He pushes Tann up against the cell and starts kneeing him in the abdomen

Wilks - Williams is a lot stronger from the last time he was in the ring with Tann!

Burst - Or does Tann just suck?

Wilks - Tann is at the top of his game!

Burst - WAS, three years ago!

Williams grabs Tann and throws him back into the ring. Williams picks up the garbage can and throws it into the ring. The weapons come out, its a few street signs, and miscellaneous items. Williams reaches under again and pulls out a chair and slides it in, as Tann starts to stir in the ring. Williams then reaches under and pulls out another table, and he slides it in over the last table

Wilks - Why another table?

Burst - IT'S LOOSE CANNON RULES, BABY! Anything goes!

Williams slides into the ring as Tann pulls himself up, Williams charges Tann and takes him down with a shoulder charge. Williams empties out the garbage can and he wedges the can between the top and middle rope in the corner. Picks up Tann and whips him towards the corner, Tann reverses and Williams goes face first into the garbage can, denting the garbage can beyond repair

Burst - Thats what I like to see...

Wilks - What, good competition?

Burst - NO! Blood, see! Williams is bleeding! Haha!

Williams checks his forehead and he is. He slowly pulls himself up in the corner as Tann picks up one of the cookie sheets that was inside the garbage can. Williams turns around to face Tann and Tann nails Williams in the head with the cookie sheet, denting it. Williams falls down to one knee, but he doesnt fall all the way down. Tann smacks him again, and Williams falls to his hands, but he pushes himself back up to one knee. He tries to stand up, as Tann looks at the dented cookie sheet and he throws it out of the ring and he picks up the steel chair Williams pushed in. Tann rears back and swings at Williams, but Williams ducks. Tann's momentum pushes him into the ropes, when he turns around after he gets off the ropes, Williams meets him with THE GLASSJAW

Wilks - There it is, THE GLASSJAW standing side kick into the chair into Bryan Tann!

Burst - I don't know who got a worse deal, the chair or Tann, look at that damn thing, its nearly dented in half!

Tann falls to the mat as does Williams in exhaustion. Tann is busted open now as well. Williams starts to stir first. He rolls to the outside of the ring to recooperate. Tann lays in the ring motionless, bleeding from the mouth and the head now. Williams kneels down on the outside and he reaches under the ring and he grabs a twelve foot ladder, he throws it into the ring and he slides in right after. Williams walks over to Tann and Tann SMACKS Williams with a singapore cane.

Wilks - Tann was playing possum!

Burst - Yeah, maybe for those last three seconds- before that he was out cold!

Williams falls back onto the ladder. As Tann stands up and the fans cheer, Tann spits blood out of his mouth onto the mat as he walks towards Williams. He picks Jesse up by his hair and he kicks him in the gut, and he puts Jesses head under his arm, setting up for The Aftermath, Williams punches Tann a few times in the ribs and he flips Tann over for a Northern Lights Suplex on the LADDER!

Wilks - Tann's back just cracked on pure steel!

Williams slowly stands up and he picks up the dented chair. He waits for Tann to get up, which he slowly does. Williams rears back and swings at Tann, but Tann dodges it, and LOCKS ON THE TANNMISSION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING

Burst - TANNMISSION!

Williams is still holding onto the chair as he gasps for air, he pulls his arm down infront of him to hold the chair with both hands and he rears back and NAILS Tann right between the eyes with the chair, and Tann releases the hold. Williams falls to the mat coughing as Tann holds the bridge of his nose

Wilks - That was almost it right there!

Burst - Williams got lucky that he was holding a chair!

Wilks - Well Williams didn't tap out last time to the Tannmission at the House Show in Tyler, Texas- he passed out.

Burst - Either way, Tann will win if Williams can't breathe.

Williams slowly picks himself up and he picks up the ladder also, he throws it to the outside of the ring, by the cell door. Tann slowly is getting up while Williams turns around and Tann picks up a street sign and he NAILS Williams in the head with it, sending Williams down to the mat. Tann looks around as the fans cheer and Tann steps to the outside of the ring. He reaches under the apron and he pulls out one table, and slides it into the ring. He looks to the crowd and he holds up two fingers, and he reaches under again and pulls out another. He slides it in. The fans cheer for more, and Tann reaches under and pulls out two tables on top of each other and slides them in.

Wilks - Tann is planning a picnic obviously...

Burst - Oh you can't set me up like that..

Wilks - Like what?

Burst - Nevermind!

Tann looks like he is about to slide back in, but then he sees something under the ring he wants. He crawls under, and he comes back out- with a handful of barbed wire

Wilks - Oh my god.

Burst - So, looks like the clean up crew is going to have a hell of a job tonight.

Tann throws the barbed wire into the ring as Williams starts to stir, but is still not moving from that street sign shot. Tann picks up the first table and sets it up, then a second, then a third. Then he starts to stack them on top, making a second layer of tables- sets them up, double stacked in the middle of the ring waiting for anything to happen. Tann then takes the barbed wire and puts it around his arm and pulls it up to his shoulder, with no pain as he grabs Williams by the hair and pulls him out of the ring and towards the door.

Wilks - This could get really ugly, really fast.

Tann grabs the ladder also and he pulls that out of the cell door and he closes the door behind them. Williams slowly gets up as Tann is setting up the ladder on the outside right next to the cell. Tann and Williams stare down for a second and then lock up, with Williams throwing Tann into the side of the cell face first. Williams starts laying into Tann, who still has the barbed wire on his arm. Tann gets beat down to the ground and then starts to pull himself up and up the side of the cell. Williams smirks and steps off letting Tann climb as Williams waits a bit then starts to climb up behind him as the fans pop, big time. Tann gets to the top, and he stays on all fours, soon thereafter Williams gets up too. Williams walks towards Tann and Tann clotheslines Williams own hard to the cell. Tann takes the barbed wire off his arm and his arm is cut up. He throws the barbed wire on top of the cell and he leans over the edge of the cell to pull up the ladder. He eventually pulls the twelve foot ladder up ontop of the cell and pulls it to the middle of the cell and lays it down flat. Tann walks over to Williams and he picks him up, only to kick him in the gut and nail him with the Aftermath on the steel cell!

Burst - Tann has the upper hand now, but i don't trust Williams on Hell in a Cells.

Tann jumps right up and he calls for the Tannmission, but he looks down to the barbed wire. He grabs it and he holds out his arms and he wraps both his arms in barbedwire

Wilks - Oh, my GOD, what is he doing??

Burst - Uh, I don't think we can show this on Slam.

Wilks - Me neither, please, if you are watching and you have little children, put them to bed!

Tann walks over to the fallen Williams who slowly gets up and swings at Tann, Tann ducks and locks the Tannmission with the barbed wire on Williams on top of the cell. Williams has nowhere to go. Tann jumps onto Williams back trying to pull him down, but Williams is struggling as we see the blood leaking down his shirt

Wilks - Jesus, this is gruesome. My god, just give up Jesse!

Williams fights it and he stands up, and suddenly he jumps backwards and BOTH ME GO THROUGH THE STEEL CELL AND GO THROUGH THE RING! THE FANS ARE GOING NUTS!

Burst - HOLY SHIT!

Wilks - THIS IS INSANE!

The crowd chants "Holy shit, Holy shit!" as there is no movement in the ring, the tables only moved a little bit and didn't get knocked off, but neither man is moving from under the ring. The referee gets into the hole and he tries to help the wrestlers out. He first pulls out Tann whose arms has flesh torn off of, and he is holding his back and neck area badly on the mat. The referee tries to help Williams out, but he pushes himself out. His whole neck, shoulder, head area is bloody

Wilks - Williams needs serious medical attention! This has to stop.

Williams pulls himself up very slowly as he walks slowly over to Tann who is slowly getting up as well. Williams throws Tann to the outside of the ring, and Williams follows him out. Williams is very wobbily, but he slowly follows Tann, who is crawling towards the door. Before Williams leaves, he reaches under the ring and he grabs a steel chair. He holds it in his left arm, which is ripped up and hurt from the Tannmission and barbed wire. Tann grabs the side of the cell, pulling himself up, as Williams throws the steel chair up to the top of the cell right his good arm and then he starts to climb up the cell even though he is in very bad pain. Tann sees Williams going up, and he follows him

Wilks - Both men, giving their all!

Burst - More like all their blood!

Williams gets to the top first and he slowly collects himself at the top, avoiding the hole in the cell. Tann gets up soon after, Williams grabs the chair as Tann charges for Williams, and Williams grabs the chair and pulls it in front of himself as Tann goes to spear him and Tann collides head on with the chair. He hits the top of the cell holding his bloody head. He slowly tries to get back up, but as he gets up to one knee Williams rears back and nails him with the chair on the head. Then Tann went down to both knees and Williams reared back again and NAILED Tann again with the chair, sending blood everywhere as Tann fell backwards as his body bends in half right in the middle of the cell. Williams drops the chair and he pulls out Tanns legs and lays him straight. Williams looks behind him and he grabs the ladder as the fans all gasp

Wilks - No, he's not gonna...

Burst - This is why I don't trust Williams in these matches!

Williams sets up the ladder facing Tann, who is out cold right above the tables in the ring. Williams climbs up the ladder and he gets up to the top and looks down off the wobbily ladder

Wilks - He must be thirty two feet high!!

Burst - Rest in Peace Jesse Williams!

Williams holds up the signal for Death From Above as he jumps off the ladder and HE NAILS TANN AND BOTH MEN GO THROUGH THE CELL, THROUGH THE TABLES, BREAKING THEM ALL AND THEN GOING THROUGH THE RING AGAIN! The fans are going bezerk as the cameras are shaking. The referee looks into the hole and he sees both men barely moving. He pushes all the table debri away, then we see Jesse Williams, acting on adrenaline alone, pick Tann up out of the hole and throw him out onto the part of the mat that isn't broken, then crawl out himself and cover him, the referee drops into place...1...2...3!

Nichols - Here is your winner and advancer in the road to glory tournament... JESSE WILLIAMS!

Wilks - What a match!

Burst - WHAT! WHAT!? JESSE WILLIAMS? NO!

Jesse Williams grabs his ASW World Heavyweight title and holds it high over his head and grins as the crowd cheers for him, letting him know his efforts where appreciated. He lunges out of the ring and staggers through the busted cage and grabs a mic. He pants in exhaustion as he speaks.

Jesse Williams - Listen up.... This is to all of you assholes out there that don't respect me.. I just wanna tell you that...

The lights cut out again and the fans in the arena continue to boo to the poor storyline of the lights cutting. But to their suprise a spotlight kicks on from the rafters and circles the ring, suddenly it comes planted on the back of a bald mans head as he rushes out of the arena.

Prez DK - GET HIS ASS! GET HIM SECURITY! GET HIM! CATCH THAT SON OF A BITCH!

The lights are restored and Prez DK is sitting ontop of a spotlight in the rafters pointing down to the direction the mystery man ran to.

Prez DK - HAHAHA! RUN! RUN AWAY! I know who you are and theirs no more running soon! I wasn't sure before.. But I know now! HAHAHAHA! I know who you are! I know! And believe me.. HAHAHA.. When I catch you.. Its over bitch! Your playing against HIGH STAKES!!! I'll see you at the pay per view.....................................VINNY VEGAS!

DK screams in a pyschotic rage. The crowd screams as "Veg-as! Veg-as!" chants echo throughout the arena, almost defining as the OWF logo spins.