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| OWF PROVEN INNOCENT THE PRE SHOW! |
The cameras flare and pull you away from the recent fury of promos from various OWF wrestlers trashing their opponents before the much anticipated Proven Innocent that takes place Sunday. We bring you live to the New Orleans Arena in New Orleans Louisiana. The arena is jam packed with this bonus feature of a saturday night Pre Show they obtained when purchasing their ppv tickets. We head to ringside where Nick Burst and Toby Wilks are sitting at the commentary table waiting for their que. Wilks - Hello and welcome to the OWF Proven Innocent Pre Show! Burst - Where the hell am I? Wilks - Your at the pre show Nick.. Burst - ahh shit.. is it Monday? Wilks - Nooooo... Burst - Well what the fuck.. Last thing I remember I was drinkin some green shit DK lit on fire then I went into this dark room... Then.. That was it. Wilks - When was this? Burst - Whats today? Wilks - Saturday.. Burst - It was Thursday. Shit.... Damn you DK! You stole 2 days of my life and I want them back!! Wilks - Its been a long week for.. MOST of us here in the OWF. Its been a week of shocking and revealing moments as new talent as flooded the gate. Everyone from Starker, Piter Svoboda, and even Amaru have raided the OWF. Burst - MVW guys.. Pfffff I got no respect Toby. Wilks - Then Seth Anderson decided to take it upon himself to... Burst - To.... Be a total ass hole in front of an arena full of Texas rednecks? Wilks - Ya thats about right. Lets take a look at this past Sunday! ----- FLASHBACK ----- Seth climbs the turnbuckle and puts his foot on the top rope. He helps Jackson up to a standing position facing the ring. Seth gives him a jab to the face, then turns him around to face away from the ring, and leaps off the top rope...OUT OF NOWHERE OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! Jackson's body bounces six inches off the mat and comes down again. Seth even looks a little drained from hitting the mat. Seth slowly gets up and stands over the two of them, screaming again... Seth Anderson: YOU FUCKED WITH THE WRONG ALL STAR! The crowd boos loudly and Seth looks out at the crowd, then spits on both Jackson and Meca. Burst: Oh GOD! Not again! We're NEVER going to hear the end of it from Meca! Seth climbs out of the ring and starts to walk backstage. Once out of the cell, the fans again start to throw trash and debris at Seth. Wilks: I guess these people didn't get enough of that earlier! Burst: Yeah, it sucks! I have this big-ass cup of beer, and I can't throw it at him because he's on the other side of the cell! Wilks: Yeah, like you'd do that. Burst: Of course I would! I'd just do it to his back, then say you did it. I don't think he'd give you much time to give your side of the story. Seth ignores the crowd and their trash as he walks up the entryway. Once he's there, he turns around and faces the crowd, and starts chanting "ALL STAR! ALL STAR!" but the crowd drowns him out with boos. Seth heads backstage and the cameras go back to Meca and Greg, still on the ground from the attack. Greg flops his arm over Meca's chest. Meca's lifts his leg slowly and corsses it over Gregs leg.. The ref looks confused but makes the count.. 1...2...3! The fans cheer as they realise the match was a toss up. Suddenly Myles MacManus runs over to the referee and looks at him akwardly. Myles MacManus: WHAT THE FUCK!? What do you think this is? ASW!? We don't have draws in OWF! Jesus.... Restart the match The ref restarts the match and Meca slowly crawls to his feet. He grabs a steel chair that sits in the corner and smacks the still laying Greg Jackson with it. Meca throws the chair to the side and makes the cover...1....2... Seth Anderson rushes in and kicks Meca in the gut, knocking him off Greg Jackson and breaking the count. Seth Anderson: Jesus Christ, do I have to make everything that fuckin obvious to you people? I WILL be the next OWF Network champion! Seth grabs the chair and plants Meca with it, cracking him open across the forehead. He kicks Meca onto his back and places Greg Jackson over him.. 1...2...3! ----- LIVE ----- The cameras come back down to the announce table. Wilks - He makes me just sick.... Burst - You gotta admit the man knows what hes doing. He didn't get into the tourny, so why not get a title shot at the ppv? Besides... Meca lost and thats always a thumbs up for me. Wilks - HES INVADING US WITH HIS ASW TANTICS! Burst - Blah.. They'll die just like the ASW did when DK ditched em the first time. Wilks - Its a strong brutal force that he could align if he wanted to. The only talent that ASW has, is now jumping over but holding the ASW name!... Burst - What the hell are you talkin about whitie? Wilks - Your white too.. Just so you know. But check this out... Burst - What is it? Wilks - Shut up and watch the monitor.. Its the ASR. ----- FLASHBACK ----- Twith he scene opens, it is outside, its dark with many stars lighting the sky. We see a tallish man come into view. He is sitting another, on some chairs looking up at the stars. They each have a beer in their hand, and both seem in deep focus. They sit in silence, with only the occasional hoot of an owl breaking it. This silence goes on for a while, until eventually 1 of the men turns to the other Amusing, isnt it. What ? Our opponents this Sunday. Only a few have spoken, I find it funny. Some would say these people who havent said a word, are the cowards. The fools who dont belong in this business. But I would say different. I would say they are extremely intelligent. They must have a feeling we are coming, and know to fear us. That is intelligence if ever I saw it Seth. It could be said, or it could just be that yes, they are complete fools, and dont belong in this business! Either way, I think its time we announce you. The other ASR member, Seth Price! Thats right! Daniel Greene, Seth Price, THEY ARE ASR! Both men turn to each other, both mens faces in full view, lit by the stars above. They smirk, and clash beer cans. Burst - The who? And when the hell did that happen? Wilks - The other day, you where passed out drugged and drunk so you didn't see it. Burst - Pfff... Those two arent shit anyway. Wilks - I'm worried.. Burst - You shouldn't worry... It causes a disease known as "little peter" Wilks - What? Burst - Eh nevermind.. It couldnt get much smaller I hear. Wilks - What are you lookin? Burst - Nah, your boyfriend told me... Chump... ----- LIVE ----- The cameras cut backstage. NUTS are coming out of their lockerroom in street clothes with their handicap title around their waists. They walk down the hall and enter another OWF lockerroom and look around until they pinpoint Seth Price and Daniel Greene sitting in lockers chatting amungst themselves. Kellan Hunter - Hey Tad.. Check out these morons. Tad O Minor - Yeah... Kellan Hunter - You guys lookin at our gold? Daniel Greene - If your talkin about your fake ass gold that OWF endorse.. Then yeah. Gay! Kellan Hunter - You won't think its gay when I drop you to your knees and... Daniel Greene - Woooahhh.. hold on.. That ALREADY sounds gay! Kellan Hunter - SHUT UP YOU! We came in here to tell you, that since the rest of the competitors aren't even official teams here in the OWF. That more then likly it will be NUTS Vs ASR to settle the titles. Daniel Greene - Oh you think so? I dunno.. Gavin Payne might just have your numbers.. Kellan turns around and shakes his head as he and Tad walk towards the door. Suddenly Tad jolts around and whips a chair across the room, hitting Seth Price in the lower jaw with it. Seth falls forward holding his face as Kellan starts a battle cry and charges at Greene with a steel chair. BAM! Is all you can hear as the chair connects. Kellan Hunter - You wanna fight us?! Well here we go! Ring the bell Tad! Tad grabs a metal flask from Greene's locker and hits Seth Price in the head with it. Kellan Hunter - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. BOYS AND GIRLS.. AND THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE SEXUALLY DEPRIVED... INTRODUCING FIRST THEY ARE.... THE OWF HANDICAP CHAMPIONS... THE TEAM OF NUTS! Tad grabs Greene by the head and hands him over to Kellan. Kellan Hunter - And their.. Rivals...??.... THESE GUYS! Kellan nails the blackout dropping Greene on his head on the lockerroom floor.. He makes the cover and Tad counts...1.2.3! Kellan Hunter - YOUR WINNER AND STILL OWF HANDICAP CHAMPIONS...... NUTS! Kellan scrables to pick up the titles and the scene fades. ----- FLASHBACK ----- Backstage Myles MacManus is sitting at his desk as the phone rings and he quickly pulls out his cell phone, stares at the number then flips it open. Myles - Yo... Is it set? He pauses and listens to the otherside.. Myles - Alright great. Its gonna happen then? TONIGHT!? Wow.. Alright.. What? Hes here! This gets better and better... ----- FLASHBACK ----- Again the cameras go backstage. Myles McManus, Mr P, and Kandi are all sitting around a table in the executive office as Prez DK stands in front of his desk asking questions.. Prez DK - Who the hell signed this mystery man? I want answers... The staff looks amungst themselves and nobody answers. Prez DK - Well... Lets hear some answers.. Who signed em? Mr P - Wasn't me, all my signings have been for Heretic DK. You know I wouldnt promote this show.. pfff... Kandi - Don't look at me. Prez DK - We all have a good idea of who this mystery man is... So Myles that leaves you... Myles - Hey you told me to sign someone, I signed a couple people. But not this guy DK. I don't even have his number, it wasn't me! Prez DK - Well then.. Your number one priorities from now on is to find out for sure if this guy is who we think he is..... Then.. Then I want answers! Now go! The staff all stands and exit the room as DK shakes his head. ----- PPV ADVERTISEMENT ----- Its.... backkkkkkkk... *BOOM* An explosion occurs as the creepy girls voice drains from the speakers and highlights of recent weeks of the road to glory flash across the screen. The picture stops on two competitors with their arms in the air. Greg Jackson in one shot, and Jesse Williams in the other. THIS SUNDAY.. The most anticipated OWF PAY PER VIEW ever! Its the return of something great... Or possibly SOMEONE great.. It flashes and shows DK on a spotlight in the arena from last Sunday.. The words echo through the speakers.. Prez DK - HAHAHA! RUN! RUN AWAY! I know who you are and theirs no more running soon! I wasn't sure before.. But I know now! HAHAHAHA! I know who you are! I know! And believe me.. HAHAHA.. When I catch you.. Its over bitch! Your playing against HIGH STAKES!!! I'll see you at the pay per view.....................................VINNY VEGAS! The OWF Proven Innocent logo flashes followed by a ticking time bomb that slowly counts down the seconds... ----- LIVE ----- Wilks - This Pay Per View is going to be INSANE! Burst - Vinny Vegas BABBBBBBY! Wilks - I've heard soo many rumors about comebacks at this pay per view. Everyone from Agent oo6, the great Omega, Jaypac, Silkk, and I've even heard that the Above Average Man Bryan Barnes might appear. You just never know. Burst - Acctually I have a whole list of confirmed arrivals! Wilks - WHAT? Where? Burst - In... my... PANTS! DONT FUCKIN TOUCH IT! Wilks - Tell me! I wont say anything.. Burst - Yeah.. Like I'ma tell you!... Two reasons you have a big mouth.. One for suckin cock and two blabing secrets! Wilks - Fine I'll just wait and see. Fans you can order OWF Proven Innocent today in advance. Just to let you know, OWF network will be taken off the air in order for this pay per view to take its channel spot. So at 8, 7 central until 11, 10 central the OWF Network will NOT be available. And if you order now you can purchase the pay per view for just $24.95! Burst - WHAT!? Thats 5 bucks cheaper a pop... Whos paycheck is that comin outta? Wilks - You get paid? Burst - Ooops... Ahhhh.... ahhh.... I HAVE TO POOP! ----- FLASHBACK ----- The camera cuts to a backstage dressing room where a man is seen talking to the camera. This is a new face to the OWF scene, and he seems to be flirting with someone out of view of the camera. Kico Kaine - You are the most beautiful thing in the OWF, oh yes, you are. Just look at your hair, your chest...that ass. Sexy doesn't begin to describe... The camera pans out, and a mirror comes into focus. The man is talking to his own reflection. Kico Kaine - Mirror, mirror...on the wall...who's the hottest thing in OWF? Suddenly, another image is presented in the mirror. A woman walks by the open dressing room door, and her reflection is shown over the mans. Kico Kaine - What? Who the hell is that? She's not the hottest person on OWF? I AM!!! She'll pay...I'll make her ugly. The man quickly exits the dressing room, catching up to the woman who walked by. The man assaults the woman, beating her senseless. He then throws her into the wall on the left, and then again into the wall on the right. She drops to the ground in a heap. The man picks her up once more and applies a sleeper hold. The camera finally catches up to two people, and focuses on the woman's face...it's PRISSY!!! Content with what he has done the man releases the sleeper hold and allows the woman to fall to the ground. Kico Kaine - I'm Kico Kaine bitch, and I'm the hottest person in the OWF!! ----- LIVE ----- Burst - That guys as sharp as a box of new pencils.... Wilks - Reguardless he made his impact and hes got a match tomorrow with the OWF's PDA champion! Burst - I'd be afraid that Duality would swoop in and ass rape me. Wilks - Good point, but as we all know President Diamond Kid has been working around the clock trying to get Duality out of his binding ASW contract. Burst - He belongs in ASW Wilks - Why do you say that? Burst - Hes big and ugly like the rest of those losers! Wilks - Say it to his face... Burst - I would, but hes binded to ASW remember.. I don't associa............ PA System - I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSS.. ITS THE ONLY WAY TO SLOWLY STOP THE ACHEEEEEE... Wilks - WHAT THE HELL!!!!!??? Burst - oh shit Wilks - THATS DUALITYS THEME! The arena pops as the music continues to play over the PA system.. Slowly the fog emerges and covers the ramp. A shady figure emerges from the back and steps out onto the stage covered in smoke. Wilks - HES HERE! HOW THE HELL!???? Slowly he travels onto the ramp.... Out of the smoke while the lights dim way down so you can barely see. He slides into the ring and leaps to his feet, The lights come on and in the ring stands a man in a leather long trench coat and a red and black painted face. You notice imediantly that he has long blonde hair to his shoulders. Wilks - What the.. Thats not Duality. Burst - thank god... Wilks - Scared? Burst - No.... I just didn't wanna smell his unwashed self. The man leans his head up and flips out of the trench coat revealing his identity... Burst - EWWWW! MEXICANS!!!! THEY'RE INVADING! Wilks - Ahh.. Its Jesse Williams.. Come on! That wasn't funny Jesse. The fans boo as Jesse stands in the ring smirking. Jesse Williams - HAHAHAH! YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS! If Duality had HALF the skill I do then he'd be here in OWF today.. But the facts are clear that hes running scared and hiding behind Rose's HUGE ass in ASW. AHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'll kill all of you! You know wh.... Jesse's mic is cut short as the cameras travel north to show Greg Jackson up in the audio room pointing down to Jesse. Greg Jackson - SHUT THE FUCK UP! Damn... All you down is run your damn mouth.. Save your breath Jesse, you'll need every last bit of oxygen when I get done with you tomorrow! Now drop your mic and walk away like the bitch you are. Jesse flips Greg off as Greg smirks and the fans begin a "DIR-TY MEX-ICAN!" chant. Jesse throws his mic down on the mat and travels up the ramp shouting obsanities to the crowd. Wilks - Those two will go through hell tomorrow Nick. Burst - Jesse knows all about hell, hes mexican. Wilks - That didn't make any sense. Burst - Shut up faggot... Wilks - Anyway, lets take a look at some clips leading us into a very anticipated match at the pay per view. ----- FLASHBACK ----- The camera suddenly cuts backstage to show a familiar face. Tann stops for a moment and looks up to the OWFtron. Burst - HEY HA HA! ITS HAWK HENDRICKS! Wilks - Is Hawk the man big man thats returning? Hawk smiles as he approaches Jackie Kissens and her 4 year old son Tanner and takes Jackie by the hand leading her towards the exit. Jackie Kissens - Oh Hawk.. I can't leave yet! I have to stay till the end of the night. Hawk Hendricks - All thats left is that crappy main event.. MVP against that bald idiot Bryan, hes such a loser you know that right? Jackie Kissens - I'm sapouse to stay till the end of the show, its in my contract. Hawk Hendricks - Hey Tanner.. You know your daddy is a piece of shit right? Jackie Kissens - I'll meet you after the show, just wait for me ok? Hawk nods as Jackie and Tanner walks away and he strokes his goatee, smiling a devious smile the entire time. ----- FLASHBACK ----- The cameras cut backstage to show Hawk Hendricks approaching Jackie Kissens dressing room, he knocks twice on the door and she swings it open. Hawk smiles at her and hands her a single red rose. She melts as he hugs Hawk and he enters the dressing room, turning to the camera with a grin and whispering.. Hawk Hendricks - You got nothin on me Bryan! He shuts the door behind him... ----- FLASHBACK ----- The cameras cut backstage to show Bryan Tann in rage... He rushes through the hall knocking people over on his way. He runs to Jackie Kissens lockerroom door and without knocking he pushes through the door.. Byran Tann - I CAUGHT YOU.. YOU CHEATING WH....... Tanner - Happy Fathers Day Daddy! Burst - Its Tanner! Hes a bastard! Wilks - NICK! Burst - WHAT!? He is! He is a bastard! Wilks - Don't talk that way about a child. Burst - I'm just letting everyone know that Jackie Kissens son is a bastard. Wilks - Hes got a father! Jackie Kissens stands up with a smile and gives Bryan a hug and kisses him on the cheek as she hands him a single red rose. ----- FLASHBACK ----- Nichols - The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first... From Seattle Washington.. Hawk Hendricks! The lights go out and Click Click boom By Saliva starts to play. Flames shoot up in intervals up and down the ramp while the screen pops up a picture of the World Title. Then the words Definition of an Icon flash on the screen. Then past video of Hawk in previous matches flash to the music. Several seconds pass by and Hawk doesn't show up. Wilks - Somebody better tell Hawk its match time.. Burst - Hes too busy porkin Jackie! The cameras turn just inside the OWF's entranceway. Hawk Hendricks is laying on the ground with a blood soaked face, hes motionless and his eyes are closed. Ontop of him sits a single red rose and a fathers day card torn to pieces and spread all over his stomach. Burst - Ewww.. Looks like he earned his red wings! Wilks - Obviously Hawk Hendricks has been attacked moments ago and we where not informed. EMTS are arriving on the scene. EMT's quickly rush to Hawk's side and lay a stretcher down next to him. In the background you can hear someone screaming. Byran Tann - LET THAT MOTHER FUCKER ROT! DONT FUCKIN TOUCH HIM! LET HIM ROT LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT HE IS! Suddenly Hawks eyes open and he jumps up to his feet, woozy and a little out of it he staggers as blood drips from his face. He whipes the blood away from his face and spots Bryan Tann standing to the side laughing. Byran Tann - YOU DONT FUCK WITH A MANS FAMILY MOTHER FUCKER! YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET!? Hawk pushes the EMT's off from him and runs towards Tann, Tann grabs a long lead pipe that sits next to him and swings it wildly hitting Hawk in the face with it. Hawk hits the ground again as another gash is opened up. Bryan Tann throws the pipe down and gets on top of Hawk and chokes him with his bare hands. Byran Tann - I'll KILL YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU HEAR ME! I'LL FUCKING.. FUCKING... FUCKING KILL YOU! ----- LIVE ----- Wilks - You know.. its one thing to mess with someones head by talking trash, but when you acctually go and mess with a man's family.. You desurve it. Hawk will get everything he has coming Sunday Burst - Your just jealous that Hawk didn't hit on you! Hawks the man baby... Its all about him Sunday! Wilks - We'll see about that. Burst - Geee... Ya think? pff.. moron... Wilks - Well fans thats it for us toni... wait... The cameras take you outside where Seth Anderson is wrapping up his Autograph session. The fans boo him as they are all unsatisfied with his attitude towards this event. He gives them a smug look and nods his head as he points to his "ALL STAR WRESTLER" shirt. Suddenly from behind Meca Blight leaps onto the screen and tackles Seth Anderson to the ground! Meca delivers a boot to the gut then grabs him by the arm.. STRIFE ENDER ON THE FRONT STEPS! Seth's back is grinded into the steps as Meca holds the lock in perfect position, relentless. Security pushes back the crowd and allows Meca to hold the move in place. Wilks - HES NOT LETTING GO! MECA HAS SETH ANDERSON IS A TRIANGLE LOCK AND HES NOT GONNA RELEASE! Just then President Diamond Kid walks up the steps with Amaru and Prissy by his side looking over some paperwork they handed him. The fans go crazy and they all stop at the top of the steps then look at Meca just a few steps down. Meca looks up and DK nods without showing emotion. Meca locks it in tighter as the OWF logo spins... |
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